# How has Former President Trump pissed you off today?

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [January 20, 2017, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640 "2017-01-20T17:21:25Z")\
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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1941 "2017-10-04T02:54:59Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> I’m ready to start drafting a constitutional amendment that would allow a recall vote on the President. I could feel my soul withering with each piece of news about his conduct in the last week or so. Somehow the paper towels is just the cherry on the shit sundae. People are without water, food, medicine. They’re being scolded for breaking the budget, and not-so-subtly threatened with a loss of further support from the US. But, hey, here, have some paper towels. Heckuva job, Trumpie!

Hey, but he told them to have a good time. Doesn’t that count for anything? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1942 "2017-10-04T03:33:13Z")

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> [@Merneith](#):
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> Donald’s now shooting paper towels into the crowd, like he’s tossing out souvenier t-shirts
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> [x.com](https://twitter.com/calebecarma/status/915281461435092992/video/1)  
> Good times!

Well, at least they can use them to wipe away their tears. Some people just aren’t appreciative no matter what you do.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1943 "2017-10-04T03:35:54Z")

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> [@El\_Kabong](#):
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> Well, at least they can use them to wipe away their tears. Some people just aren’t appreciative no matter what you do.

Must have been conservative tears. Trump otherwise would have had the tears collected so he could taste those bitter liberal tears.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1944 "2017-10-04T04:59:40Z")

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> [@Merneith](#):
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> Donald’s now shooting paper towels into the crowd, like he’s tossing out souvenier t-shirts
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> [x.com](https://twitter.com/calebecarma/status/915281461435092992/video/1)  
> Good times!

Holy relics, blessed by his touch.

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**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1945 "2017-10-04T11:21:09Z")

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> Holy relics, blessed by his touch.

What a Bounty!

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1946 "2017-10-04T12:05:10Z")

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> Any guesses on the likelihood of him plugging the Trump Hotel during his speech in Las Vegas. I’m thinking around 90%.

Yeah I think 90% is about right. I also think he will complain at least once about how unfairly he’s being treated by the press.

I also think he’s going to go all Charlottesville on Puerto Rico soon. Because he REALLY doesn’t want to help them. And he’s being forced by the “grown-ups” to say things he doesn’t mean. And if you look at him you can almost literally see the pressure building up. He’s gonna blow! Maybe not today, but soon.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1947 "2017-10-04T12:07:41Z")

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I have never wanted to beat the shit out of anybody more than Trump. What kind of person belittles disaster victims like that? I can’t even laugh any more at his immature tone-deaf behavior. I just want to see his guts strung out around Trump tower. A Mussolini death. Fat fucking piece of shit wig tumor.

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 12:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1948 "2017-10-04T12:32:57Z")

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> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#):
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> I’ve said a couple of times that I don’t think Trump fully understands that any or all of the people of a Puerto Rico are free to move to the US and live and work and vote there. And I think his reaction when he finds this out will be spectacular.

Specifically, look for Puerto Rican hurricane refugees to be the swing constituency in Florida next year.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1949 "2017-10-04T16:13:32Z")

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> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#):
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> But Puerto Rico is going to cost a lot of money, and make it so that the 1% won’t get as many tax cuts. Sad!

Don’t worry, those precious, precious tax cuts are perfectly safe. Even now, House Republicans are working on a plan to fund Puerto Rican relief by cutting Medicaid and the ACA.

> **[House Republicans propose Puerto Rico funding as part of CHIP bill](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/powerpost/wp/2017/10/02/house-republicans-propose-puerto-rico-funding-as-part-of-chip-bill/?utm_term=.55d53e3b429c)**
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> The proposal from the House Energy and Commerce Committee would be paid for with a bucket of items, including raising Medicare rates for wealthier seniors, redirecting dollars from the Affordable Care Act’s prevention fund and shortening a grace...

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**Author:** ![septimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/septimus/32/410_2.png) [@septimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/septimus)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1950 "2017-10-04T17:54:05Z")

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[Here’s an old story](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/03/13/donald-trumps-worst-deal) although I first heard of it just now. Azerbaijan is one of the most corrupt nations on the planet. A few years ago, the Trump Organization was closely involved with the construction of a TRUMP hotel in Azerbaijan’s capital — a bizarre luxury hotel which was never opened in a setting where nobody would want to stay. By cooperating with the corrupt officials who hired him, Trump may have violated the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act of 1977 and also, since the project was financed in part by Iran and its money-laundering schemes, U.S. sanctions against Iran.

What’s confusing is

- why did the corrupt Mammadov family want to build this silly hotel?
- what was in it for Trump? Why did he commit crimes for a few millions of profit?

The Mammadov family has stolen billions of dollars from their impoverished countrymen, so their losses on this project were easily afforded. The Mammadovs seem to cooperate closely with Iran who have used other overpriced projects in Azerbaijan to launder money. As for Trump, I think he got millions in management fees to compensate for the hotel’s huge losses. The Mammadov family chose Trump to do business with because other businessmen worried that involvement would violate laws like the FCPA mentioned above.

Is there more to this story than meets the eye? Was it just Trump helping out a fellow billionaire kleptocrat? Based on what we’ve learned about Trump, I’ll guess that the whole project was just an example of Trump stupidity and disregard for law. But with Azerbaijan neighboring Russia, there might be more to this.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1951 "2017-10-04T18:33:31Z")

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The Secretary of State, it seems, may now fully understand the man for whom he works: [http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/04/politics/tillerson-trump-moron/index.html](http://www.cnn.com/2017/10/04/politics/tillerson-trump-moron/index.html)

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1952 "2017-10-04T19:40:59Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> [Here’s an old story](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/03/13/donald-trumps-worst-deal) although I first heard of it just now. Azerbaijan is one of the most corrupt nations on the planet. A few years ago, the Trump Organization was closely involved with the construction of a TRUMP hotel in Azerbaijan’s capital — a bizarre luxury hotel which was never opened in a setting where nobody would want to stay. By cooperating with the corrupt officials who hired him, Trump may have violated the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act of 1977 and also, since the project was financed in part by Iran and its money-laundering schemes, U.S. sanctions against Iran.

Interesting article, thanks. I was particularly struck by this passage:

> [@](#):
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> In May, 2012, the month the Baku deal was finalized, the F.C.P.A. was evidently on Donald Trump’s mind. In a phone-in appearance on CNBC, he expressed frustration with the law. “Every other country goes into these places and they do what they have to do,” he said. “It’s a horrible law and it should be changed.” If American companies refused to give bribes, he said, “you’ll do business nowhere.” He continued, “There is one answer—go to your room, close the door, go to sleep, and don’t do any deals, because that’s the only way. The only way you’re going to do it is the other way.”

Ladies and Gentlemen, the President of the United States.

P.S.: until the end of last year, I worked for a division of one of the largest oilfield service companies. We had very strict controls and training on avoidance of corrupt practices, and harsh internal penalties for failure to follow those guidelines. Somehow we were able to operate in places like Azerbaijan without resorting to wholesale graft.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1953 "2017-10-04T19:45:22Z")

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“I could be crooked and rich, or honest and not as rich. It’s a no-brainer!”

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1954 "2017-10-04T21:11:10Z")

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> [@septimus](#):
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> [Here’s an old story](https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2017/03/13/donald-trumps-worst-deal) although I first heard of it just now. Azerbaijan is one of the most corrupt nations on the planet. A few years ago, the Trump Organization was closely involved with the construction of a TRUMP hotel in Azerbaijan’s capital — a bizarre luxury hotel which was never opened in a setting where nobody would want to stay. By cooperating with the corrupt officials who hired him, Trump may have violated the Foreign Corrupt Practices Act of 1977 and also, since the project was financed in part by Iran and its money-laundering schemes, U.S. sanctions against Iran.
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> What’s confusing is
> 
> - why did the corrupt Mammadov family want to build this silly hotel?
> - what was in it for Trump? Why did he commit crimes for a few millions of profit?
> 
> The Mammadov family has stolen billions of dollars from their impoverished countrymen, so their losses on this project were easily afforded. The Mammadovs seem to cooperate closely with Iran who have used other overpriced projects in Azerbaijan to launder money. As for Trump, I think he got millions in management fees to compensate for the hotel’s huge losses. The Mammadov family chose Trump to do business with because other businessmen worried that involvement would violate laws like the FCPA mentioned above.
> 
> Is there more to this story than meets the eye? Was it just Trump helping out a fellow billionaire kleptocrat? Based on what we’ve learned about Trump, I’ll guess that the whole project was just an example of Trump stupidity and disregard for law. But with Azerbaijan neighboring Russia, there might be more to this.

Suggest you forward this information to Mueller. Quickly.

BTW, what did Dempsey Trumpster say in Las Vegas today? The story came on the radio, but I can’t bear to listen to his voice. I like my Trump quotes pre-digested, so I come here to you guys.

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1955 "2017-10-04T22:08:57Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Suggest you forward this information to Mueller. Quickly.
> 
> BTW, what did Dempsey Trumpster say in Las Vegas today? The story came on the radio, but I can’t bear to listen to his voice. I like my Trump quotes pre-digested, so I come here to you guys.

No news that I’ve seen. He may not have made his appearance yet.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1956 "2017-10-04T23:08:53Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> No news that I’ve seen. He may not have made his appearance yet.

Probably waiting for a good ‘ratings slot’

('fraid with a mess like Trump, with all the obvious reasons he should NOT be anything more than a sidebar in People Magazine, all I have left is sarcasm)

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**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2017, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1957 "2017-10-04T23:10:16Z")

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I just saw a news item—he read off a TelePrompTer and didn’t say anything stupid.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1958 "2017-10-05T00:05:43Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> I just saw a news item—he read off a TelePrompTer and didn’t say anything stupid.

Ah. I guess Kelly had those electrodes attached to his testicles this time. Whatever works.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1959 "2017-10-05T00:42:55Z")

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So he didn’t bitch about how much the victims were costing in medical bills? I hope at least he threw some paper towels to the folks on the street in Vegas.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2017, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-former-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today/777640/1960 "2017-10-05T00:45:51Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Ah. I guess Kelly had those electrodes attached to his testicles this time. Whatever works.

Who’s the poor schlub who has that job? Or do they just let Ivanka do it?

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