# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 104
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2061 "2022-09-05T03:16:33Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Tautology. Trump is a puppet. (Putin’s Puppet.) I thought that he was President of Latvia… > **[Imgflip](https://imgflip.com/i/6s9ln1)** ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_waldo_pepper/32/12370_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Waldo\_Pepper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Waldo_Pepper)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2062 "2022-09-05T08:32:40Z")
Er, you apparently missed. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2063 "2022-09-05T15:10:18Z")
> **[Jan. 6 committee members say Trump's calling the FBI 'vicious monsters' at a...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/jan-6-committee-members-trumps-122637116.html)** > > Donald Trump on Saturday unleashed a series of attacks on the FBI in the wake of its search of his Mar-a-Lago resort. > “The FBI and the Justice Department have become vicious monsters, controlled by radical left scoundrels lawyers and the media who tell them what to do … and when to do it,” Trump said. > Rep. Liz Cheney, one of two Republicans sitting on the committee, [said](https://twitter.com/Liz_Cheney/status/1566449013011783680) his shows Trump was deliberately seeking to stir violence. > > "Trump is attacking law enforcement and yet again using language he knows will provoke violence… > > “In the lead-up to January 6th, there were extravagant claims made meant to inflame public opinion, and that is what is happening here.” > > “I think it’s meant to turn people against law-enforcement officers,” she continued. “And we’ve seen that sometimes that rhetoric reaches people who are prepared to act on it.” In other news… > **[Trump Attempted To Pay Attorney With Horse, Upcoming Book Says](https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-attempted-pay-attorney-horse-142724605.html)** > > "This isn't the 1800s. You can't pay me with a horse," the lawyer reportedly replied to Trump. > Trump owed $2 million to “a lawyer at a white-shoe firm” in the 1990s. > > The lawyer showed up unannounced at Trump Tower to confront Trump. > > ″‘I’m not going to pay your bill. I’m going to give you something more valuable,’ Trump replied, according to the book, due out later this month. “_What on earth is he talking about?_ the lawyer wondered. ‘I have a stallion,’ Trump continued. ‘It’s worth $5 million.’ Trump rummaged around in a filing cabinet and pulled out what he said was a deed to a horse. He handed it to the lawyer.” > > “This isn’t the 1800s. You can’t pay me with a horse,” the stunned attorney replied… ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2064 "2022-09-05T19:21:12Z")
Trump tried to pay the attorney with horseshit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2065 "2022-09-05T19:40:55Z")
And hoped he wouldn’t notice the difference. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2066 "2022-09-05T23:19:46Z")
The judge who just approved a Special Master for Individual 1’s classified documents was appointed by him, and has been a member of the Federalist Society since 2005. ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2067 "2022-09-05T23:21:17Z")
Suspicious, isn’t it? ---
**Author:** ![excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e8c25b/32.png) [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/excavating_for_a_mind)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2022, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2068 "2022-09-05T23:37:07Z")
Christopher Wray, director of the FBI, is also a member of the Federalist Society and was nominated by Trump. Does that make it even more suspicious? ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 11:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2069 "2022-09-06T11:04:54Z")
It’s Federalists all the way down! Sadly, I’m not sure I’m kidding. ---
**Author:** ![dolphinboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dolphinboy/32/330_2.png) [@dolphinboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dolphinboy)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2070 "2022-09-06T16:57:59Z")
Trump is once again asking to be reinstated as president. I can’t find presidential reinstatement in the US Constitution, but I would be happy to reinstate Barack Obama if he’ll do it… ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2071 "2022-09-06T17:13:48Z")
> [@dolphinboy](#): > > Trump is once again asking to be reinstated as president. He’s insane. At a rally 3 days ago he said “I met Mark Zuckerburg at the White house **last week**. He wanted to take me to dinner because I was the best facebook user ever” His cheese hasn’t just slipped off the cracker, a mouse came and got the cracker and cheese and ran off with it. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2072 "2022-09-06T20:54:31Z")
I’m a little suspicious that the cracker was a little light on cheese to begin with. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2073 "2022-09-06T20:58:52Z")
Maybe it only imitated cheese. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2074 "2022-09-06T21:11:57Z")
That wasn’t cheese, a little bit of something glopped out of his hair onto it. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2075 "2022-09-06T21:18:18Z")
Crackers are now permanently ruined for me now. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2076 "2022-09-06T21:20:19Z")
It’s okay. It was cheese from a spray can, not real cheese. You probably don’t use that, right? 🤢 ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2077 "2022-09-06T21:21:40Z")
Only to give my pets pills. And I always apologize to them first. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2078 "2022-09-06T21:25:57Z")
Sweetie took her pills in a bit of sliced American cheese for a long time, usually with peanut butter gluing the pill to the cheese. But she wore out on that. The last few months I wrapped the pill(s) in a dab of butter. Plugra, of course. Yum! [/pet story hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2079 "2022-09-06T21:26:41Z")
Some photos to haunt you, just to rub it in. [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5vMpeDFwnqGvRpNZU8DMA9N6MaXTogi11ZkmEW25i96V_zocV27QjsUSjut6vc2iGqtQ&usqp=CAU) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcS5vMpeDFwnqGvRpNZU8DMA9N6MaXTogi11ZkmEW25i96V_zocV27QjsUSjut6vc2iGqtQ&usqp=CAU) [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSPVF3Mx1i_0p_Q72IpXMKaMyKKVnJctqFc-3SOq12G7IGoVBXIqOIX_vw9RxerHLAhac&usqp=CAU) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRSPVF3Mx1i_0p_Q72IpXMKaMyKKVnJctqFc-3SOq12G7IGoVBXIqOIX_vw9RxerHLAhac&usqp=CAU) [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQgXj_cpjuUk7OjAdLY36zipS0zxekRbAaVNbVLvtzlESQHg72aPTMxecmLFerDQwwnKvY&usqp=CAU) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQgXj_cpjuUk7OjAdLY36zipS0zxekRbAaVNbVLvtzlESQHg72aPTMxecmLFerDQwwnKvY&usqp=CAU) [![](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHJeyIkU3i6y74pqHilxtrXYqZ1MN8f1sQHDTncEqxzSAo8hScce9dj4u-mOu2F1RUoZM&usqp=CAU) ](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTHJeyIkU3i6y74pqHilxtrXYqZ1MN8f1sQHDTncEqxzSAo8hScce9dj4u-mOu2F1RUoZM&usqp=CAU) And true nightmare fuel. [![](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0e/a3/aa/0ea3aa76591d65a0eb3a699146e7d1d9.jpg) ](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/0e/a3/aa/0ea3aa76591d65a0eb3a699146e7d1d9.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [September 6, 2022, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2080 "2022-09-06T21:28:23Z")
Yikes. The stuff of nightmares. Thanks…? 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=103) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=105)