# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 108
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2022, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2141 "2022-09-13T19:49:22Z")
I was going for German. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2142 "2022-09-20T00:09:30Z")
Individual 1, who wasn’t invited to the Queen’s funeral, says if he’d been there, he would have gotten a better seat than Biden. > ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2143 "2022-09-20T00:15:02Z")
God! I can imagine what he was like in school. “My seats farther up, teacher likes me more.” ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2144 "2022-09-20T00:15:11Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1, who wasn’t invited to the Queen’s funeral, says if he’d been there, he would have gotten a better seat than Biden. - “…Get to know the leaders of certain Third World countries”—gotta get that racism in there! (He’s still got it!!!) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2145 "2022-09-20T00:22:47Z")
> [@SuntanLotion](#): > > “My seats farther up, teacher likes me more.” “I had to seat that spoiled little shithead where I could keep an eye on him.” ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2146 "2022-09-20T00:23:23Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > “…Get to know the leaders of certain Third World countries” I didn’t think that Greg Abbott was invited. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2147 "2022-09-20T00:34:40Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1, who wasn’t invited to the Queen’s funeral, says if he’d been there, he would have gotten a better seat than Biden. The formerly orange manchild likely would have tried to sit in front of her casket. ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2148 "2022-09-20T00:44:49Z")
The bride at every wedding, the corpse at every funeral. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2149 "2022-09-20T00:44:53Z")
> [@Ike\_Witt](#): > > > [@Sherrerd](#): > > > > “…Get to know the leaders of certain Third World countries” > > I didn’t think that Greg Abbott was invited. Heh. (You could probably have added the current Governor of Mississippi and received no argument.) > > [@Skywatcher](#): > > The formerly orange manchild likely would have tried to sit in front of her casket. . At least. If he possessed the physical dexterity, he probably would have tried to leap up and sit right on it. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2150 "2022-09-20T01:00:14Z")
You reminded me of a post I made three years ago regarding the tan in a can braggart: > [@Have we ever had a bigger braggart as President?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/have-we-ever-had-a-bigger-braggart-as-president/842675/23): > > As opposed to Trump’s wanting to bang the bride at every wedding, condemn the corpse at every funeral, and act like the baby at every christening. There’s definitely a non-zero chance that Tan the Conman would have made some asinine remark insulting the Queen. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2151 "2022-09-20T02:50:36Z")
This video has popped up again-- the time Doofus Donald walked in front of the queen. If he had been at the funeral, he probably would have tried to grab the crown and try it on. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/tyBKS-rV4eE/hqdefault.jpg "Trump breaks royal etiquette, walks in front of Queen") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyBKS-rV4eE) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2152 "2022-09-20T03:08:04Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > The formerly orange manchild likely would have tried to sit in front of her casket. When you’re a star, they let you do it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2153 "2022-09-20T03:23:05Z")
Stay classy, Mr. Twice-Impeached Former President. 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2154 "2022-09-20T05:36:35Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Individual 1, who wasn’t invited to the Queen’s funeral, says if he’d been there, he would have gotten a better seat than Biden. And he’d have been driven there in the golden carriage they had him in when he did go there as president, too, so there! ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2155 "2022-09-20T12:45:38Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Stay classy, Mr. Twice-Impeached Former President. 🙄 Based on his childish behavior over the funeral and the theft of classified documents, let’s make it thrice. Or is it trice? I’m sure the planners took great pains and followed some protocol in how the guests were seated. Even the worst seat in the house was a great honor. Only the most boorish would think to complain about their seat assignment. ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2156 "2022-09-20T12:59:48Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Only the most boorish would think to complain about their seat assignment. That tracks. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2157 "2022-09-20T13:11:57Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > > [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > > > Individual 1, who wasn’t invited to the Queen’s funeral, says if he’d been there, he would have gotten a better seat than Biden. > > And he’d have been driven there in the golden carriage they had him in when he did go there as president, too, so there! - He got stuck half-way to turning into a pumpkin. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2158 "2022-09-20T14:17:35Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > Or is it trice? I see what you did there. 😆 ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2159 "2022-09-20T15:23:53Z")
“Funeral? What’s important is I’M here to pay MY respects. Be sure to print that.” “That will be in the next book I write when I’M reinstated as President.” “We’ll dig her up and redo the whole ceremony.” “If I’d been rightly enshrined as President, She wouldn’t have died. I’d have authorized my special, not at all experimental, super cure. All the doctors insist I’M a genius; with a tear in their eye.” ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2022, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2160 "2022-09-20T15:29:03Z")
Nah, more like “you know, she told me she was going to name ME her heir” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=107) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=109)