# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 112
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2221 "2022-09-25T15:23:30Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Donnie Junior said the country wants his daddy as the little mermaid. > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Anybody want to try _Poor Unfortunate Souls_? Ursula would obviously be the better fit. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2222 "2022-09-25T15:26:52Z")
By physique, temperament, hairstyle and quite likely gonads, agreed. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2223 "2022-09-25T15:49:47Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > Ursula would obviously be the better fit. Ursula is half octopus. 🤔 ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [September 25, 2022, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2224 "2022-09-25T18:57:30Z")
And the CFSG is known for being rather handsy… ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2225 "2022-09-26T13:38:10Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > onnie Junior said the country wants his daddy as the little mermaid Well, AIUI the original mermaids were actually sightings of manatees - and Trump does bear more than a passing reference to a sea cow. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2226 "2022-09-26T13:43:28Z")
Sea cows everywhere raise their flippers in protest. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2227 "2022-09-26T14:13:22Z")
> [@Folacin](#): > > and Trump does bear more than a passing reference to a sea cow. Has the dreaded autocorrect struck again? I speak of perhaps “resemblance” instead of “reference”? And may I add, “Burn in Hell” to how pissed off I am today for Mr. Loser still wasting oxygen. ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2228 "2022-09-26T14:18:18Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > I speak of perhaps “resemblance” instead of “reference”? Or I’m an idiot - I really need to proof read, but I like blaming auto-correct. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2022, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2229 "2022-09-26T15:01:18Z")
Especially this one. > **[Florida manatee with 'Trump' etched on back prompts investigation](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-55631498.amp)** > > An investigation is launched after the marine mammal was found with the president's name on its body. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2230 "2022-09-27T02:22:12Z")
The Bible says, that as Jesus was dying on the cross he looked heavenward and asked: “Father, why are people so mean?” ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2231 "2022-09-27T04:21:08Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Because all real life mermaids are white? Wouldn’t they be salmon? ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2232 "2022-09-27T06:12:23Z")
I can’t say I’d be disappointed if he dissolved into sea foam. Except that there’s more than enough pollution in the ocean as it is. Yes, I know Andersen tacked on a happy ending where she became a spirit of the air. Just leave me my fantasies, m’kay? ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2233 "2022-09-27T11:29:57Z")
> [@OttoDaFe](#): > > Yes, I know Andersen tacked on a happy ending where she became a spirit of the air. Just leave me my fantasies, m’kay? Your fantasy is that she died? 🤨 😄 ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2234 "2022-09-27T11:35:20Z")
> [@OttoDaFe](#): > > Yes, I know Andersen tacked on a happy ending where she became a spirit of the air. Trump ends by turning into a fart, that’s appropriate. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2022, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2235 "2022-09-27T22:02:02Z")
'Twould be a foul wind that blows no good. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2236 "2022-09-28T20:03:55Z")
This is really unbelievable. Except it’s Trump, so anything is possible, in his mind. > [@](#): > > # Trump suggests he could lead negotiations between Russia, Ukraine > > Donald Trump suggested he could try to broker a deal between Ukraine and Russia. There may be worse people to attempt such negotiations, but not many. > > … > The Republican used his Twitter-like platform [to offer advice](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/109075693097650167) to U.S. leaders, whom he referred to as “U.S. ‘Leadership’” as part of a lazy attempt at disrespecting his own country’s elected officials. After saying the “catastrophe” wouldn’t have happened if he were in office — a claim even his former White House national security advisor [doesn’t take seriously](https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/bolton-sheds-light-putin-didnt-invade-ukraine-trump-rcna19045) — Trump [wrote](https://truthsocial.com/@realDonaldTrump/posts/109075693097650167): > > > “Be strategic, be smart (brilliant!), get a negotiated deal done NOW. Both sides need and want it. The entire World is at stake. I will head up group???” > > I’m going to go out on a limb and predict that the Biden administration will not reach out to Trump anytime soon, asking about his availability to head up a diplomatic team. > … > Right off the bat, the most obvious problem is that even if Trump had skills in international diplomacy — he most certainly does not — he couldn’t be seen as a credible arbiter. As anyone who’s been awake in recent years knows, the former president spent four years going to [almost comical lengths](https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/seeing-trumps-approach-putin-russia-brutal-new-light-rcna17565) to make Vladimir Putin happy, to the point that his own director of national intelligence [later admitted](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2020/09/15/woodward-book-former-intelligence-director-dan-coats-concluded-would-useless-speak-out-against-donal/5803115002/) he feared Trump had been compromised by the Kremlin. > > He also launched an [illegal extortion scheme](https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/federal-watchdog-agency-trump-broke-law-ukraine-scheme-msna1322616) that targeted Ukraine, leaving the country weakened ahead of Putin’s invasion. If you were in Kiev, would you see Trump as a trustworthy intermediary? > **[Trump suggests he could lead negotiations between Russia, Ukraine](https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/trump-suggests-lead-negotiations-russia-ukraine-rcna49849)** > > Donald Trump suggested he could try to broker a deal between Ukraine and Russia. There may be worse people to attempt such negotiations, but not many. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2237 "2022-09-28T20:37:27Z")
If Trump had an IQ bigger than his hat size, I would think he is trying to set up an incompetent/insanity defense. Well, we all know he is incompetent. But… I. Don’t. Care. It’s prison time. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2238 "2022-09-28T21:03:17Z")
But, but, but, he had such a perfect phone call with Zelensky! “To open negotiations lets all sit down and sign an accord laying out the common ground that all sides can agree on. Namely that we all want peace and that Hunter Biden hid Hillary’s emails on a Ukrainian server. to steal the 2020 election.” ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2239 "2022-09-28T21:03:53Z")
Trump could partner up with Tucker Carlson to negotiate with Putin. What a dream team! NATO would certainly love to have them on board right? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2022, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2240 "2022-09-28T21:13:57Z")
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