# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 129
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2561 "2022-11-15T00:20:45Z")
She doesn’t have any hands. ---
**Author:** ![TheTooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/919ad9/32.png) [@TheTooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheTooth)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2562 "2022-11-15T00:50:47Z")
It needs a wimple. A pointy one with a glittery scarf on the end. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2563 "2022-11-15T02:52:33Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > Even Tiffany’s mother is somewhat inappropriate with that décolletage at a wedding. But then again it’s kind of traditional for older women in certain circles, who’ve put in the work to stay in shape, to take every opportunity to ballyhoo ‘see, I’m still in there pitching.’ So in the face of the other ladies’ poor choices, I’ll give Marla a pass. (No doubt she’ll be relieved to hear it!) I don’t even know who all those people are. Even in the picture I can barely tell them apart. It seems that Donald has a type. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2564 "2022-11-15T03:01:39Z")
You know… They all look alike. I can’t tell who’s who. ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2565 "2022-11-15T03:03:11Z")
The one with the flowers and poofy skirt is the bride. And that’s all I got. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2566 "2022-11-15T03:28:40Z")
That a hennin: > **[Mary of Burgundy – fairytale princess](https://hemmahoshilde.wordpress.com/2015/08/19/mary-of-burgundy-fairytale-princess/)** > > Conical hennins like these were worn from 1430 and onward mainly in Burgundy and France but even in England, Poland and Hungary. It wasn’t very common in Italy though. In the beginning they w… This is a wimple: > **[Wimple : Hat Guide](https://hatguide.co.uk/wimple/)** > > Medieval women’s headwear The Wimple is a medieval garment worn around the head. Usually it is a cloth covering the head and worn around the neck and chin. Medieval culture demanded it was unseemly for a married woman to show their hair. Wimples were... ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2567 "2022-11-15T03:30:15Z")
I recognized Melania (duh, she was First Lady), Ivanka, Tiffany, Marla, and Kimberly. I didn’t recognize Lara, I figured her out by process of elimination. (In other words, people mentioned “Lara” and I figured, shit, that must be the one I don’t recognize.) ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2568 "2022-11-15T03:57:21Z")
Batlady looks like she has holes where her eyes should be, even zoomed in. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2569 "2022-11-15T05:04:41Z")
I just KNOW there’s a story behind that picture. I wonder what kind of hissy fit Don Jr threw. Marla, Melania, Ivanka, as mom, stepmom and sister, obviously belong in the picture, and Lara and Eric have been married for a long time and have 5 kids together. But Kim’s just her other brother’s date, the woman he’s currently screwing. What the hell is she doing in a family photo (especially dressed like that). And these days, brides usually impose some sort of dress codes on the people that are going to be in the formal photos. They don’t ask them to wear matching dresses, but they might request that they wear pastels or no bright colors (or black) because they don’t want pictures that look like the ones we’re discussing, and they don’t want the focus to be pulled from the bride. I know the internet says that Ivanka cropped the photo, but I’m cutting her some slack because it’s possible that they took some photos without Kimmie. I’m kind of hoping that they only let her in one. She didn’t even take off what appears to be her smart watch. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2570 "2022-11-15T13:43:57Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > She didn’t even take off what appears to be her smart watch… She probably can’t, because it’s the source of her evil power. And how she communicates with the mothership. * * * * * * Is anyone else reminded of the wicked fairy at Sleeping Beauty’s christening? [![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/The_Blue_Fairy_Book%2C_p._55.jpg/480px-The_Blue_Fairy_Book%2C_p._55.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/42/The_Blue_Fairy_Book%2C_p._55.jpg/480px-The_Blue_Fairy_Book%2C_p._55.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2571 "2022-11-15T14:25:30Z")
My wife reposted that picture on Twitter over the weekend with the caption “The Bride, The Barbies, and Batwoman”. 😅 Honestly, I’m surprised Donald didn’t insinuate himself into the picture. Or make the entire event about himself. Such restraint… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2572 "2022-11-15T14:32:17Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > I was hoping we’d hear about a toast from Trump where he ranted for an hour about the stolen election and then at the very end, said he should have been in the White House so Tiffany could have been married there. Because it was her day after all. I laughed. My wife noted that Trump is giving a thumbs-up in many, if not all, of the photos he’s in. It’s automatic with him now. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2573 "2022-11-15T15:39:12Z")
Even when he was walking her down the aisle it appeared he had his patented “small thumbs up” on display. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2574 "2022-11-15T15:43:09Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > I know the internet says that Ivanka cropped the photo, but I’m cutting her some slack because it’s possible that they took some photos without Kimmie It’s the same photo. [![](https://i.imgur.com/KqBAuIY.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/KqBAuIY.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2575 "2022-11-15T16:10:19Z")
Yeah, I’ve seen other sources that say I was wrong. It still amazes me that they didn’t kick her out for a couple of pics, though. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2576 "2022-11-15T16:24:07Z")
Is the skirt of the silver dress see-through? Oh, my. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2577 "2022-11-15T16:36:37Z")
Some clothing is opaque in person but shows up on camera as see-through when flash is used. She may have a knee-length slip or liner underneath. Tiffany looks nice. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2578 "2022-11-15T16:36:57Z")
Who’s the woman in black? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2579 "2022-11-15T16:39:54Z")
Johnny Cash’s wife? ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2022, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2580 "2022-11-15T16:43:21Z")
I don’t know, but she fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed. Okay fine, her name is Kimberly Guilfoyle. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=128) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=130)