# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/241 "2021-10-15T20:58:46Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > :You know, sometimes I think about exactly how I’m going to pull off peeing on his grave. Haven’t figured it out yet. Sure you have. It’s the same way you’d smuggle dirt from tunnels out of a NAZI concentration camp. They used sewn pocket pouches. You’d use a modified car bathroom nozzle (fitted to your briefs) with a 1’ wide clear rubber hose run down the inseam leg portion of your trousers down to the cuffs. Once at the grave site, you’ll re-tie your shoe laces and pull the small cork out of the bottom of the tube (by the cuffs). From there, make what holy gestures you need to by his grave stone ( you might buy more time if you have someone with you taking pictures). At that point, just think of Niagara Falls, let go of all of your inhibitions, and do it all while looking up and mouthing the words, " Thank you, God…!" ![](https://media1.tenor.com/m/EXX1gCzNLlYAAAAC/greatescape-cooler.gif "Greatescape Cooler GIF - Greatescape Cooler Hilts - Discover & Share GIFs") [![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JYLm5w5o10Q/hqdefault.jpg "The Great Escape theme tune") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JYLm5w5o10Q&t=31s) ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/242 "2021-10-15T21:21:11Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > I bet he gets buried on a private estate somewhere. He’s trying to get permission to be buried at his Bedminster golf club, but Bedminster doesn’t want any part of that. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/243 "2021-10-15T21:25:03Z")
It’s a moot point anyway: should he ever die, the universe would collapse since it only exists to serve him and reflect/amplify his glory. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/244 "2021-10-15T21:27:30Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > He’s trying to get permission to be buried at his Bedminster golf club, but Bedminster doesn’t want any part of that. I can see it now… various cemeteries and clubs and parks and others all witholding permission to bury the Trump corpse. Meanwhile it just rots and is continually wheeled from place to place by some MAGAts begging for a location to inter it. Until finally they just toss it in a ditch full of wastewater and toxic chemicals. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/245 "2021-10-15T21:53:06Z")
I think it should be shot into outer space. Not into orbit or anything, just into space to keep going and going… ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2021, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/246 "2021-10-15T22:07:16Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > He’s trying to get permission to be buried at his Bedminster golf club, but Bedminster doesn’t want any part of that. Does that put me up to bat to water his gave…? (For the work this will take, I should put up a GoFundMe for a Case of Bourbon… ) ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/247 "2021-10-16T00:57:39Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > various cemeteries and clubs and parks and others all witholding permission to bury the Trump corpse. Meanwhile it just rots and is continually wheeled from place to place by some MAGAts begging for a location to inter it. Or maybe they will just leave it to rot aboard that defunct rotting jet plane of his that’s wasting away in a back lot at some remote forgotten airport somewhere. Article with lots of pics: > **[Trump's personal Boeing 757 is sitting broken and unused at a New York...](https://www.businessinsider.com/photos-reveal-trumps-broken-and-grounded-private-plane-2021-3#a-closer-look-at-the-grounded-trump-force-one-6)** > > New images of Donald Trump's Boeing 757, in need of repair and unused since President Joe Biden's Inauguration. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/248 "2021-10-16T01:20:05Z")
Perfect. Just jam his corpse into the washroom and push the plane into a lonely field. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/249 "2021-10-16T02:13:51Z")
Is the [Long Island Garbage Barge](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mobro_4000) still around? ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/250 "2021-10-16T02:15:06Z")
Seems like kind of an awful thing to do to garbage. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/251 "2021-10-16T02:30:49Z")
It’s an awful thing to do to an aircraft. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/252 "2021-10-16T02:51:19Z")
I noticed you referred to him as “it” and not “he.” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/253 "2021-10-16T03:34:04Z")
Well, I was referring to his corpse. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/254 "2021-10-16T04:07:28Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > Or maybe they will just leave it to rot aboard that defunct rotting jet plane of his… I’d pitch in on minimal repairs and a quarter-tank of aircraft fuel. Then we’d wheel him aboard, set the autopilot for “Plummeting Into The Bermuda Triangle”…and thousands of people would gather on the shore to wave goodbye. And sing [“Tiny Hands”.](https://soundcloud.com/michael-whalen-997591802/little-hands-womens-march-chant-featuring-fiona-apple?utm_source=www.nme.com&utm_campaign=wtshare&utm_medium=widget&utm_content=https%253A%252F%252Fsoundcloud.com%252Fmichael-whalen-997591802%252Flittle-hands-womens-march-chant-featuring-fiona-apple) And drink Scotch (courtesy of the Scots who wouldn’t let his body anywhere near their pristine country). Oh, and dance like he claimed to see Muslims doing on 9/11. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/255 "2021-10-16T04:12:48Z")
> [@nearwildheaven](#): > > I noticed you referred to him as “it” and not “he.” > [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Well, I was referring to his corpse. I did too, a few posts above. (". . . just leave it to rot aboard that defunct rotting jet plane of his. . . ") I would not have thought to use a gendered 3rd-person pronoun to refer to a corpse. To me, a corpse is an “it”. (ETA: GMTA.) ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/256 "2021-10-16T07:04:27Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > You know, sometimes I think about exactly how I’m going to pull off peeing on his grave. Haven’t figured it out yet. I plan to piss and dance on Chump’s grave, simultaneously. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/257 "2021-10-16T07:50:27Z")
Bring a dry set of clothes to change into. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/258 "2021-10-16T08:00:08Z")
I myself would just expectorate, piss, dump, puke and prolapse over his welcome mat. Uncomfortably. \< (heh caught my typo of that second “o” accidentally being an “a”) ---
**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/259 "2021-10-16T12:21:59Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > You know, sometimes I think about exactly how I’m going to pull off peeing on his grave. Haven’t figured it out yet. Dress as a priest, Pastafarian would work, and carry a bottle labeled “holy water”. Sprinkle, go back for more. Dan ---
**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/260 "2021-10-16T12:24:02Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > I had thought about dressing up as a priest and sprinkling what would appear to be holy water. Dang, Bob, y’got me! Great minds, eh? Dan [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=14)