# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

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**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\
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Let’s just say that Trump, barring jail or the 14th Amendment, actually wins another term in office. What’s he going to do? His first term, he declared his candidacy for 2020 the day after his inauguration (IIRC) and pretty much spent his entire term campaigning. If he wins again he won’t be able to run again. Although I suppose he could have daily “victory rallies” and pack the rubes into smaller and smaller venues until he is finally opening for a puppet show at some amusement park.

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**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
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He’d better be listed first on the marquee.

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Experts say Trump’s presidential announcement will have little to no impact on his sweeping legal troubles left over from his first White House stint.

Should be ‘White House Stunt’

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"White House Shart’ perhaps?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
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> **[Trump Makes People Gag With Potential New Slogan For 2024](https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-makes-people-gag-103919673.html)**
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> “If it makes you gag, get used to it,” joked Harvard constitutional law professor Laurence Tribe.

> “In order to make America great and glorious again I’m announcing my candidacy for president of the United States,” Trump declared at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida.
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> Wags on social media joked that “Make America Great And Glorious Again” ― or MAGAGA ― would replace Trump’s “Make America Great Again” MAGA acronym.

‘Make America Great And Glorious And Grand and Good Again.’

Then we could have Popeye memes. ‘Magagagaga!’

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**Post date:** [November 16, 2022, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/2606 "2022-11-16T15:35:19Z")

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Trump/[Gaga](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lady_Gaga) 2024? 😉

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Original title: Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

> **[Borat (2006) - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0443453/)**
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> Borat: Directed by Larry Charles. With Sacha Baron Cohen, Ken Davitian, Luenell, Chester. Kazakh TV talking head Borat is dispatched to the United States to report on the greatest country in the world. With a documentary crew in tow, Borat becomes...

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The difference is that one is an annoying clown, 'way out of his depth and pretending to be someone he’s not, and the other is a character played by Sacha Baron Cohen.

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> Although I suppose he could have daily “victory rallies” and pack the rubes into smaller and smaller venues until he is finally opening for a puppet show at some amusement park.

I happen to be very fond of a wonderful amusement park that actually has puppet shows and I sure as hell don’t want to see him there, or even within 1,000 miles of the place.

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People got bored during Individual 1’s speech and tried to leave, but they were barred from leaving.

> **[Captive Audience? Staff Blocks People From Leaving 'Low Energy' Trump Speech](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-speech-exit-blocked_n_637464b8e4b0e818be473a14)**
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> Trump's speech lasted more than an hour.

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I would be tempted to pay to see Trump dance around a miniature Stonehenge.

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The Isaac Hayes estate is threatening to sue Individual 1’s campaign for using “Hold On I’m Coming” without permission.

> **[Isaac Hayes Estate Threatens Legal Action Against Donald Trump For Playing...](https://www.billboard.com/music/music-news/isaac-hayes-estate-threatens-lawsuit-donald-trump-sam-dave-song-campaign-launch-1235172024/)**
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> The twice-impeached one-term president played “Hold On, I’m Coming” at Tuesday night’s event.

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is he jealous of the “glory to ukraine”? i don’t remember that being one of his over used words before last night.

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> Let’s just say that Trump, barring jail or the 14th Amendment, actually wins another term in office. What’s he going to do? His first term, he declared his candidacy for 2020 the day after his inauguration (IIRC) and pretty much spent his entire term campaigning. If he wins again he won’t be able to run again. Although I suppose he could have daily “victory rallies” and pack the rubes into smaller and smaller venues until he is finally opening for a puppet show at some amusement park.

Oh, you are forgetting that VERY important office that Trump will be campaigning for as soon as he is (all deities forbid) inaugurated in January 2025: the PRESIDENCY-FOR-LIFE.

(I am _not_ kidding.)

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> [Donald Trump Makes People Gag With Potential New Slogan For 2024](https://www.yahoo.com/news/donald-trump-makes-people-gag-103919673.html)
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> > “In order to make America great and glorious again I’m announcing my candidacy for president of the United States,” Trump declared at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida.
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> > Wags on social media joked that “Make America Great And Glorious Again” ― or MAGAGA ― would replace Trump’s “Make America Great Again” MAGA acronym. …

They’ve sold about as much MAGA merchandise as they can. The market is saturated (no Depends jokes!)

So they need a new logo. MAGAGA would let them sell the rubes all that stuff all over again.

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Prevented from leaving? And they allowed themselves to be bullied like that? What country is this again?

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Here’s hoping that DeSantis runs against Trump in the Republican primaries on a platform of “We don’t need Trump anymore, vote for me the young attractive fascist” and narrowly beats him in the primaries. Republicans form ranks about DeSantis because all they care about is who they think will win, but Trump naturally screams conspiracy and stolen elections and runs instead as an independent third party. This splits the Republican vote, guarantees Biden a second term, and directly leads to the downfall of the GOP.

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> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#):
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> People got bored during Individual 1’s speech and tried to leave, but they were barred from leaving.

I’m reminded of Suetonius’ account of Nero doing that at his lyre-playing recitals (except this account is more credible).

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> [@Mr.E](#):
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> runs instead as an independent third party.

I was thinking the exact same thing this morning, and was wondering what might be the possibility of this happening. Something greater than zero, methinks.

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Prevented from leaving? And they allowed themselves to be bullied like that? What country is this again?

Yea, someone tried to stop me from leaving a political rally would be told to get the hell out of my way, or face a visit from the police followed by a large lawsuit.

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> [@Mr.E](#):
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> Here’s hoping that DeSantis runs against Trump in the Republican primaries on a platform of “We don’t need Trump anymore, vote for me the young attractive fascist”

He would need to run on a platform of “Little Donnie Fail Fail”, and mock him mercilessly. Republican primary voters don’t want nuance or policies; They want to be entertained by comedy insults. They want a circus with clowns flinging feces. DeSantis cannot take the high road - he needs to wallow in the mud and shove some dirt in Trump’s face in order to succeed. He needs to be the biggest bully in the pig-pen.

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