# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
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**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/261 "2021-10-16T12:26:35Z")

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> Not to go all prescriptivist on you, but that’s not really pissing on his grave, is it? If there isn’t a chance of an indecent exposure citation, I’m not sure it counts.

Picky, picky…besides, over his grave, it would count as decent exposure.

Dan

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/262 "2021-10-16T13:37:06Z")

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Perhaps an eternal flame? Fed by the fuel from his body fat. Maybe not eternal, but pretty close.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> It’s an awful thing to do to an aircraft.

He was an awful thing to do to a country…!

Maybe once it’s airborne and deep w/i the middle of the south Atlantic, it could purge itself with a “blue ice ejection”…?

…

“… and in other news, scientists are still at loss to explain this week’s wave of dead fish off of the Atlantic coast of Argentina… or the strange toxic orange sludge found around their mouths…”

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/264 "2021-10-16T16:21:38Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> Perhaps an eternal flame? Fed by the fuel from his body fat.

Like that tire fire in _The Simpsons_.

[https://eh5153jjbilvhwnq18672ksy-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Cheap-Tires-Springfield-Tire-Fire.jpg](https://eh5153jjbilvhwnq18672ksy-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Cheap-Tires-Springfield-Tire-Fire.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/265 "2021-10-16T17:23:20Z")

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Well, he _was_ mentioned as having been President on _The Simpsons_ long before it actually happened…

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/266 "2021-10-16T19:16:02Z")

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Come on, this is the SDMB. We are better than this.

I suggest a [Helicopter air drop](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helicopter_bucket)

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/267 "2021-10-16T19:24:11Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Come on, this is the SDMB. We are better than this.
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> l suggest a [Helicopter air drop](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helicopter_bucket)

I wonder if Danny Glover is available? _Operation Dumbo Drop II: Electric Boogaloo._

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**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/268 "2021-10-16T21:01:06Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> I suggest a [Helicopter air drop](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helicopter_bucket)

Which brings Arthur Carlson’s plaintive and immortal “As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly” to mind.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/269 "2021-10-16T21:56:58Z")

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“As God is my witness, I knew Donald couldn’t fly.”

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**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\
**Post date:** [October 16, 2021, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/270 "2021-10-16T22:08:33Z")

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> You know, sometimes I think about exactly how I’m going to pull off peeing on his grave.

If there’s a crowd, he’ll just brag about how big it is.

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/271 "2021-10-17T00:26:57Z")

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> [@Senegoid](#):
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> > [@nearwildheaven](#):
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> > I noticed you referred to him as “it” and not “he.”
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> > [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> > Well, I was referring to his corpse.
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> I did too, a few posts above. (". . . just leave it to rot aboard that defunct rotting jet plane of his. . . ") I would not have thought to use a gendered 3rd-person pronoun to refer to a corpse. To me, a corpse is an “it”. (ETA: GMTA.)

All this is perfectly sensible and proper.

But with Donald, we have that rare occurrence in the annals of history: an individual who, due to his lifetime of words and actions, has earned “it” status _while he is still alive_.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/272 "2021-10-17T05:03:06Z")

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> But with Donald, we have that rare occurrence in the annals of history:

I believe it’s, “…anals of history…”

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/273 "2021-10-17T16:44:20Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> I believe it’s, “…anals of history…”

[Depends](https://www.snopes.com/tachyon/2017/04/trump_diarhea_feature.jpg?resize=865,452&quality=65).

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/274 "2021-10-17T16:48:29Z")

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Too bad that isn’t real.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/275 "2021-10-17T18:07:27Z")

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Too bad for you that wasn’t “scratch and sniff”.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/276 "2021-10-17T18:13:26Z")

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For me? Hardly. For Trump supporters though, they’d eat it up.

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**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\
**Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/277 "2021-10-17T19:36:26Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> . For Trump supporters though, they’d eat it up.

Snort it up,

Dan

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**Post date:** [October 17, 2021, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/278 "2021-10-17T22:59:12Z")

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I’ll stick with “annals,” though obviously the one-n term will always bring up thoughts of Donald.

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**Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/279 "2021-10-19T17:46:36Z")

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Individual 1 decided to use Colin Powell’s death to attack him.

> **[Trump Can't Help Himself, Lashes Out at Colin Powell](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/donald-trump-bashes-colin-powell-after-death-1244194/)**
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> The former president is jealous of how the media is covering the late Republican’s death

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**Post date:** [October 19, 2021, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/280 "2021-10-19T17:51:33Z")

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I hope I live long enough to find out how the media handle Donald’s death.

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