# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

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**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\
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Individual 1 didn’t know till the very end of his Presidency that his daily schedule was public, at which point it was changed to vague handwaving.

> **[Trump didn’t know White House schedule was public until last weeks of ...](https://nypost.com/2022/12/27/trump-didnt-know-white-house-schedule-was-public-ex-aide/)**
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> “Every evening we prepared and released the daily guidance for the following day of the president’s public schedule. Beginning sometime around mid to late December, the president discovered t…

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Considering the timing, I thought it was because there was no way Trump would have let them say “Today the president will shuffle around wearing Kleenex boxes on his feet and collect his urine in a jar.”

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> [@TheTooth](#):
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> Considering the timing, I thought it was because there was no way Trump would have let them say “Today the president will shuffle around wearing Kleenex boxes on his feet and collect his urine in a jar.” -

“Not many people knew that urine could be collected in a jar.”

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Which is the exact shade of his hair.

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> [@running\_coach](#):
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> “Not many people knew that urine could be collected in a jar.”

Who knew it could be caught on tape, either?

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But at least he was the best all-time colllector of pee in jars.

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The last part of TFG’s run-on twuth talks about

> … the “Special ‘Prosecutor’ who, together with his wife and family, HATES “Trump” more than any other person on earth.”

Let’s set aside for a moment the meaningless scare quotes around “Prosecutor” and “Trump,” and the semi-threatening reference to Jack Smith’s family.

_ **Smith** hates Trump more than **anyone** else on earth?_

Now just hold on there, bucko! There’s a _loooonnnngggg_ line of contenders for _that_ distinction. I’m more than willing to shove Smith out of the way to take a higher position in _that_ list.

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> But at least he was the best all-time colllector of pee in jars.

‘You know what this is? Urine. Another man’s urine. I ask for it, and they give it to me.’

![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/IgVb6XH2D64/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/IgVb6XH2D64?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&start=100

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I do believe you meant _those facts are **not** in evidrence_.

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> [@commasense](#):
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> I’m more than willing to shove Smith out of the way to take a higher position in _that_ list.

You wanna team up and between the two of us shove many more people down on that list?

Has anyone posted his nonsense for the day yet?

> <https://twitter.com/RSBNetwork/status/1608227661436030978>

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This is the same FBI that three weeks before the 2016 election sorta kinda leaked that it had started looking into Clinton’s emails. Then after four years of his nibs’ control suppressed the Hunter Biden investigation?

The mind boggles.

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“The boxes hoax”. Is that the one where he steals classified documents?

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That’s the one where they falsely accuse him of putting classified documents in boxes when he actually put them in Tupperware containers-- sealed by means of the patented _burping_ process so nothing could leak out. Now, THAT’S security!

Makes as much sense as anything else he says.

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> [@commasense](#):
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> _ **Smith** hates Trump more than **anyone** else on earth?_
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> Now just hold on there, bucko! There’s a _loooonnnngggg_ line of contenders for _that_ distinction.

I think you are misreading TFG (hard to believe, giving the normal clarity of his communications). He is saying Smith hates Trump more than Smith hates anyone else.

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It’s nice that he took that extra security measure. He never gets the credit he deserves.

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Yeah. It was poorly worded. I was trying to avoid a double negative. I meant that I disagree that anyone can act presidential, and that has been proven by Trump. Those facts are in evidence.

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Good point, but the class of people who hate TFG more than they hate anyone else is also a pretty large group. He’s certainly number one on my list.

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> **[Trump Uses Tax Code to Write off Payment to Adult Film "Star" | Wealth of Geeks](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-uses-tax-code-to-write-off-payment-to-adult-film-star/ar-AA15L1aO?li=BBnbfcL)**
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> December 28, 2022 As if Donald Trump could look any worse on social media going into the 2024 election cycle, it's come to light that the former president has

I’m not finding any corroborating articles. The different sites I’ve found are the same article verbatim. Other things I’m seeing is _speculation_ that he wrote off the payment, in articles from 2018.

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The thing is that it’s so _instantly_ plausible.

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I’m stunned that anyone at all will work for TFG. Taxes, Attorneys whatever. It ain’t worth it, your reputation will probably be in the curb and you won’t get paid. WTF?

TFG should be treated like the spoiled child that he is. He need’s some time outs. 20 years or so would be fine.

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