# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 154
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3061 "2023-01-23T01:38:29Z")
Trying to visaulize that bloated thing just sitting there, the entire time, hopefully getting a sore ass, and more than likely getting in his share of loud coughs, farts, snorts, throat horkings, loud “boooooring” sighs, increasingly angry seat shiftings, arm crossings and un-crossings, looking just slack-jawed and dumb-founded, looking back and forth in an impatient huff, nosepickings… ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3062 "2023-01-23T03:50:10Z")
Chump’s been a busy boy. First, I’m trying to figure out how he snuck those live rounds onto the set of _Rust_ to settle his score with Baldwin. Then I’m trying to figure out how he managed to plant those files on Biden’s properties. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3063 "2023-01-23T04:18:14Z")
One might even say the audience was dead. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3064 "2023-01-23T08:14:19Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > Trying to visaulize that bloated thing just sitting there, the entire time, hopefully getting a sore ass, I hadn’t realized he was sitting on the stage for the whole thing. You can see him looking around like he is hoping someone will say he’s needed elsewhere. I hope he was as miserable as he looks. > ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3065 "2023-01-23T09:24:18Z")
Why does he insist on wearig ties that go past his crotch? ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3066 "2023-01-23T09:41:56Z")
It hides when he forgets to zip his fly? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3067 "2023-01-23T09:46:49Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Why does he insist on wearig ties that go past his crotch? Paging Dr Freud… ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3068 "2023-01-23T10:41:31Z")
It hides the piss stains too. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3069 "2023-01-23T14:09:20Z")
If he tucks it under, it keeps his brain warm. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3070 "2023-01-23T14:34:37Z")
Winner. 😆 ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3071 "2023-01-23T14:40:26Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Why does he insist on wearig ties that go past his crotch? At first I’d assumed he was ‘compensating for something’. [Nods to **Gyrate**.] I later heard that he was advised that long ties make him look slimmer. (Someone should tell him it’s not working.) ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3072 "2023-01-23T15:04:16Z")
What he needs is a horizontally striped black and white one piece ‘suit’. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3073 "2023-01-23T15:17:46Z")
An orange one-piece suit. 😉 [![](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5da9a50b9d850c210b575711/1576037421015-7ORT86IBJHH6FD4YG83M/FINAL+trump+cut+out.jpg) ](https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/5da9a50b9d850c210b575711/1576037421015-7ORT86IBJHH6FD4YG83M/FINAL+trump+cut+out.jpg) ETA: I love the cufflinks. It’s so important to accessorise! ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3074 "2023-01-23T15:18:39Z")
Yeah, that’s the new style. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3075 "2023-01-23T15:22:24Z")
Not to disparage the style of singing that lady chose, nor her delivery - but I have some sympathy for trump. I was under the mistaken impression that Diamond and Silk were a pair of gangsta rappers. It seems I was wildly wrong. I could not sit and listen to that style of vocalisation for more than the 30 or 40 seconds in the provided video, so trump is, in one way, a better man than me. Gosh. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3076 "2023-01-23T15:26:13Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I later heard that he was advised that long ties make him look slimmer. That’s also why his suit coats are way too long - he thinks wearing large, poorly fit clothes will make him look small in them. It caused a bit of a minor scandal when the tuxedo he wore to a state dinner in the UK was also ill fitting > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > (Someone should tell him it’s not working.) Scary thought: it IS working and we’re already seeing the ‘slim’ version. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3077 "2023-01-23T15:53:55Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > I have some sympathy for trump. Now I have The Rolling Stones in my head. (Woo who! Woo who!) > [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > It caused a bit of a minor scandal when the tuxedo he wore to a state dinner in the UK was also ill fitting That’s the first thing I though of after you previous sentence and before this one. He looked like A) A penguin; and B) Someone who has no clue how to dress (like a kid playing dress-up). ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3078 "2023-01-23T16:31:06Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > > [@Monty](#): > > > > Why does he insist on wearig ties that go past his crotch? > > At first I’d assumed he was ‘compensating for something’. [Nods to **Gyrate**.] > > I later heard that he was advised that long ties make him look slimmer. (Someone should tell him it’s not working.) Paging Vicente Fox! (My favorite quote from when he was doing those anti-Trump videos early in Trump’s presidency: “Donald, I notice you drink a lot of Diet Coke – which, by the way, is not working.” 😅) ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3079 "2023-01-23T16:34:54Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Now I have The Rolling Stones in my head. (Woo who! Woo who!) He’s certainly not a man of taste, and even the wealth is debatable. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3080 "2023-01-23T18:24:36Z")
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