# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 155
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3081 "2023-01-23T18:38:56Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > I could not sit and listen to that style of vocalisation for more than the 30 or 40 seconds in the provided video, so trump is, in one way, a better man than me. It was difficult to listen for a couple of minutes. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3082 "2023-01-23T18:48:56Z")
I can appreciate how wise it was for the royals not to invite his sorry ass to the queen’s funeral. There is no event he could speak at without whining about the 2020 election. Look fucker, I don’t care if you igot more votes in 2020 than 2016, Biden got more than you did so grow the fuck up. ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3083 "2023-01-23T18:55:04Z")
Sometimes I think he honestly believes the election _was_ stolen. I don’t think he can comprehend the idea that there are people who really don’t like him, or that more people could have possibly voted for someone other than him. (Twice!) It’s that pathetic need for his fragile ego to be constantly validated. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3084 "2023-01-23T20:21:56Z")
Ought to be asked at his next deposition: Q: Sir, were you elected President of the United States in both 2016 and 2020? A: Of course I was. Q: Are you absolutely certain of that? A: Oh, definitely. Q: No doubt about it? None whatsoever? A. No, none at all. None. Zip. Zero. Nada. Q: I see. Well, as you may know, the 22nd Amendment prohibits anyone from being elected President more than twice. Thank you for your admission, under oath and subject to the pains and penalties of perjury, that you are ineligible to run again. Good day to you, sir. A: Wait, but… Q: I SAID GOOD DAY! ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3085 "2023-01-23T20:36:22Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > I could not sit and listen to that style of vocalisation for more than the 30 or 40 seconds in the provided video But you’re not accepting gigs as a celebrity ex-head-of-state and public speaker, either. Looking respectful and appreciative when on the stage during vocal tributes at a memorial service that he voluntarily accepted an invitation to speak at is the very LEAST such a person should do. (TBQH, I thought her singing was basically fine, good tone and feeling. That sort of traditional gospel style of pausing and repeating a phrase IMHO feels a bit clunky and jerky when the singer is doing it through the whole song rather than at one or two emotional high points, but then I didn’t hear the whole song so I don’t know.) ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3086 "2023-01-23T20:44:25Z")
Ehh, too easy. “The deep state conspiracy deprived me of actually exercising presidential powers after 2020, therefore I still have a right to be president for the years that were stolen from me.” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3087 "2023-01-23T21:12:17Z")
“In fact, I demand a do-over for the four years post-2016!” ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3088 "2023-01-23T22:23:37Z")
Wasn’t he doing that before he left office? I could swear he was saying his term should be extended by all the time he “lost” while the “Russia hoax” was being investigated. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3089 "2023-01-23T22:37:44Z")
> [@Morgyn](#): > > I could swear he was saying his term should be extended by all the time he “lost” while the “Russia hoax” was being investigated. Yup. And I firmly believe that Putin thought that Trump would be elected again. If Trump had been, Ukraine would be in a bit more trouble. But I digress. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3090 "2023-01-23T23:26:25Z")
Yeah, I remember one of the right-wing newsies, or maybe an evangelical spokesman saying he should get 2 more years. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3091 "2023-01-23T23:30:07Z")
On top of 15-20? That works. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3092 "2023-01-23T23:55:35Z")
LOL, discourse. ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2023, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3093 "2023-01-23T23:56:17Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > > [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > > > If this trump guy ever croaks, will his corpse be on display at the Capitol? > > Put it in a traveling sideshow like they did with John Wilkes Booth. (Supposedly.) > > [The John Wilkes Booth Mummy That Toured America | HISTORY](https://www.history.com/.amp/news/the-john-wilkes-booth-mummy-that-toured-america) > > > If the body was indeed that of Booth, the former actor was much less of a box-office draw in his post-mortem career. The mummy “scattered ill luck around almost as freely as Tutankhamen is supposed to have done,” reported the Saturday Evening Post in 1938. The magazine reported that nearly every showman who had exhibited the specimen had been financially ruined. > > This way, Trump can continue to financially ruin everyone who works with him even beyond the grave. The Eternal Master, Cecil Adams [weighed in on this back in 1977](https://www.straightdope.com/21341273/was-john-wilkes-booth-s-pickled-body-put-on-display). ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3094 "2023-01-24T00:36:52Z")
> [@Uncle Cecil](#): > > Most of these charming entertainments were frauds, of course, and it seems unlikely that if Booth had survived the night of April 26 he would have been indiscreet enough to leave his remains to a sideshow after shuffling off this mortal coil once and for all. So he’s saying there’s a chance… ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3095 "2023-01-24T01:03:59Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > The mummy “scattered ill luck around almost as freely as Tutankhamen is supposed to have done,” reported the Saturday Evening Post in 1938. The magazine reported that nearly every showman who had exhibited the specimen had been financially ruined. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/6OCzxCHMrpU/maxresdefault.jpg "One Froggy Evening (1955) Opening and Closing") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OCzxCHMrpU&t=118) ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3096 "2023-01-24T01:04:00Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > That sort of traditional gospel style of pausing and repeating a phrase IMHO feels a bit clunky and jerky when the singer is doing it through the whole song rather than at one or two emotional high points I think it also might have worked better if she was accompanied by some back-up singers or a band who could keep the momentum going while she emphasized ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3097 "2023-01-24T01:14:02Z")
Holy crap, is that Mike Lindell in that old cartoon?!?! So before being a pillow pusher he was into dancing frogs. (My guess is that he licked the wrong one, and that led to his eventual drug habit.) ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3098 "2023-01-24T01:30:57Z")
> Holy crap, is that Mike Lindell in that old cartoon?!?! Good catch! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3099 "2023-01-24T04:01:33Z")
> [@Rick\_Kitchen](#): > > Orange is the New Trump. Well, no, not really/ ISTR there was a thread here a while back asking for a new term for a trump suit in cards since Tan the Conman ruined the current term. I submit that you should win that thread! From here on out, when I’m playing cards with my friends, we shall use the term _orange_ for the suit instead of the old term. ---
**Author:** ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn)\ **Post date:** [January 24, 2023, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3100 "2023-01-24T04:22:46Z")
How pathetic is this. [Donald Trump WINS His Club’s Golf Championship Despite Being 600 Miles Away During Tournament (msn.com)](https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/golf/donald-trump-wins-his-club-s-golf-championship-despite-being-600-miles-away-during-tournament/ar-AA16F9c2?ocid=msedgntp&cvid=f8baf2c0c9f64efd886c88a598836ab4) > The ex-President missed the first 18 holes to be at his mega supporters Diamond and Silk’s memorial service in North Carolina. Photos and videos circulated showing him not only attending the funeral, but also speaking at it, so there’s no denying he was there. > > Trump managed to win because he allegedly informed the members he had a fantastic game of golf on Thursday, and it would count as his day one score count. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=154) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=156)