# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 160
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3181 "2023-02-03T17:22:23Z")
Every damn day, more of Trumps schemes and criminal activity bubbles to the surface. Trump won’t spend a day in prison. But hopefully will spend the rest of his life in a courtroom. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3182 "2023-02-03T18:41:38Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Trump won’t spend a day in prison. Yeah, you could build a house with all the nails that have supposedly been hammered into his coffin. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3183 "2023-02-03T20:12:26Z")
How has Trump pissed me off today? I was reading The Guardian online and was met with this picture. Now you too will be met with it. Look at this fuckin doofus. [![](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/a1b6e8486f517dab5ba6a802d68a6a9cb2ca138d/0_133_4000_2400/master/4000.jpg?width=620&quality=45&dpr=2&s=none) ](https://i.guim.co.uk/img/media/a1b6e8486f517dab5ba6a802d68a6a9cb2ca138d/0_133_4000_2400/master/4000.jpg?width=620&quality=45&dpr=2&s=none) ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3184 "2023-02-03T21:24:01Z")
On the other hand, that image is just begging for some good ol’ Photoshopping. Maracas anyone? Edit: baby rattles would be better ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3185 "2023-02-03T21:42:02Z")
Maybe a whip, and then add Ted Cruz bending over to the left… and smiling. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3186 "2023-02-03T22:36:57Z")
I was thinking a lirpa as he fights Ron DeSantis in the kal-if-fee on Vulcan, to see who has the right to the Republican presidential nomination. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3187 "2023-02-03T23:38:08Z")
Individual 1 says if he’s reelected, he will ban gender affirming surgery nationwide for minors, and declare that there are only two genders. > **[Trump Attacks Transgender Rights, Takes Aim at 'Left-Wing Gender Insanity'](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-attacks-transgender-rights-video-1234671967/)** > > In a video posted on Tuesday, Trump vowed to pass a nationwide ban on gender-affirming care for minors ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3188 "2023-02-03T23:51:33Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > "They continued, “The parallels between the Vigneto case and the Hammonds’ pardons raise significant concerns about another potential case of bribery under the Trump administration and warrant further investigation.” " ^from the link in the quoted post. I’d be absolutely astonished if these two cases are the only incidents of Trump cashing in (donations in return for favors). Cut to clip of Merrick Garland yawning. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2023, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3189 "2023-02-03T23:59:51Z")
> [@bobot](#): > > How has Trump pissed me off today? I was reading The Guardian online and was met with this picture. Now you too will be met with it. Look at this fuckin doofus. Such tiny fists. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3190 "2023-02-04T00:36:51Z")
I think that the way he positions his thumbs is less fist and more Senor Wences puppet show. “Hey look at me, I’m Lefty! Look over here, I’m Righty!” ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3191 "2023-02-04T01:10:22Z")
Are you kidding? He doesn’t have a Lefty! ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2023, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3192 "2023-02-04T01:24:05Z")
Individual 1 says he will file lawsuits against educators who preach Marxism because it’s an illegal teaching of religion. > ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2023, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3193 "2023-02-05T17:27:19Z")
Wow I really really really really hope and pray there won’t more absolutely and truly fucked-in-the-head bipartisan support for this like there was for OH NOES SOCIALISM!!!1111!!! ??? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [February 6, 2023, 11:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3194 "2023-02-06T11:49:39Z")
Let him file away. Or at least attempt to. Doesn’t the court take a rather dim view of someone filing frivolous lawsuits after a court has determined they’ve just been filing naught but nuisance suits all along? ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2023, 9:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3195 "2023-02-07T09:14:21Z")
NSFW [noparse]https ://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A1BX5sIoE\_0[/noparse] Sorry, not sure how to make sure it’s a two click. I’ve added a space in the URL. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 9, 2023, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3196 "2023-02-09T23:44:15Z")
Mike Pence has been subpoenaed by Jack Smith. [https://abcnews.go.com/US/mike-pence-subpoenaed-special-counsel-overseeing-trump-probes](https://abcnews.go.com/US/mike-pence-subpoenaed-special-counsel-overseeing-trump-probes) ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [February 10, 2023, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3197 "2023-02-10T01:41:19Z")
Not sure if I was the only one who got a “Whoops! Page unavailable!” page for Smith/Pence article, so: > **[Former Vice President Mike Pence subpoenaed by Trump special counsel in...](https://www.cnbc.com/2023/02/09/former-vp-mike-pence-subpoenaed-by-trump-special-counsel-in-criminal-probe.html)** > > Donald Trump pressured his vice president, Mike Pence, to refuse to certify state election results that gave President Joe Biden his margin of victory in 2020. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2023, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3198 "2023-02-13T02:55:52Z")
_And the beat goes on . . ._ At my suckmydickdonnie email address T\*\*\*\* has sent a **Major Anouncement**. No, it’s not NFT digital trading cards this time, it’s setting up a ballot-harvesting fund. > The radical Democrats have used ballot harvesting to cancel out YOUR vote and walk away with elections that they NEVER should have won. > > _ **But I’m doing something HUGE to fight back.** _ > > Our presidential campaign will launch our own BALLOT HARVESTING FUND in the states where the Left has been cheating the system. > > \*\*Please make a contribution to our brand new BALLOT HARVESTING FUND to harvest ballots in the states where we can and BEAT the Democrats at their own game – for 1,500% impact. > > The radical Left knows they could never win a **FAIR** election _on the issues._ > > What could Biden possibly say to win over voters? > > _“Mr. Smith, we’re going to release murderers into your neighborhood, take away your guns so you can’t defend yourself, leave our southern border wide open, and mutilate seven-year-old girls to switch genders. Please vote for Biden and Kamala.”_ > > So, instead of running on the issues, Democrats try to **BUY** , **RIG** , and **LIE** their way into power. > > The Left spent $1 BILLION in 2020 to put Biden and Kamala in the White House. > > The FBI colluded with liberal tech corporations to suppress damaging stories about Biden. > > And I know I don’t have to remind you about the many, many ballots “harvested” by the Democrats… > _ **BUT NOT ANYMORE!** _ > > Our path forward is to MASTER the Democrats’ own game of harvesting ballots in every state we can. > > But that also means we need to start laying the foundation for victory RIGHT NOW. > > **So please, make a contribution to our brand new BALLOT HARVESTING FUND to harvest ballots in the states where we can and BEAT the Democrats at their own game – for 1,500% impact.** Now, he never defines what ‘ballot harvesting’ is but it’s defined as something the Democrats did to win the election and _they’d_ never do anything legal, right? Every accusation is a confession. ---
**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2023, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3199 "2023-02-13T02:58:54Z")
Individual 1 said he kept a classified document because it kept the light of his bedside lamp out of his eyes. > **[Trump Lawyer Floats Absurd Explanation for Ex-President’s Classified Folder](https://www.thedailybeast.com/lawyers-absurd-explanation-why-donald-trump-used-classified-folder)** > > Trump was apparently using it to block a light on his nightstand that had been keeping him awake late at night. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2023, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3200 "2023-02-13T03:21:15Z")
Hey, _a lot of people are saying_ they have the same problem. Maybe Donnie will sell replicas of these classified documents (for only $100 each – operators are standing by) on his own infomercial Roku channel so others can get a good night’s sleep, too. For an additional $50 the document will be embellished with a replica of his signature. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=159) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=161)