# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 171
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3401 "2023-03-20T20:52:14Z")
I wouldn’t trust Trump (Corp) to properly store sperm. No matter where it came from. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3402 "2023-03-20T21:05:27Z")
> [@The\_Librarian](#): > > Why does he say anything? > > - Look at meeeeeeee! > - Look at this! (and ignore that) - Stormy denials. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [March 20, 2023, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3403 "2023-03-20T21:23:30Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > I wouldn’t trust Trump (Corp) to properly store sperm. Other than the grift aspect, that sounds like an overall win, given the likely donors ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3404 "2023-03-21T15:03:11Z")
“Guaranteed fresh! Harvest yourself, and save!” The ads write themselves. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3405 "2023-03-21T15:48:16Z")
I could say something naughty about ‘harvesting yourself’. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3406 "2023-03-21T20:03:31Z")
3min 30sec. Fascism, anybody? [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/NcMVdh915AE/maxresdefault.jpg "JUST IN: Trump Unveils Plan To 'Dismantle The Deep State' As Possible Indictment Looms") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcMVdh915AE) Donald Trump would never ‘drain the swamp’ for the same reason that a logger, sitting high up in a tree, wouldn’t cut through the trunk below him. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3407 "2023-03-21T21:07:59Z")
**“Old Man Shouts at the Clouds”, more at 11.** I’d ignore it except for the dipshits who start firing mortar rounds at the clouds. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3408 "2023-03-21T21:14:05Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > Donald Trump would never ‘drain the swamp’ for the same reason that a logger, sitting high up in a tree, wouldn’t cut through the trunk below him. Trump would cut through the limb he was sitting on if he thought it would grift his marks. Then complain it was the Deep State’s fault he hit the ground. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3409 "2023-03-21T21:45:57Z")
> [@OttoDaFe](#): > > Then complain it was the Deep State’s fault he hit the ground. Gravity has a liberal bias! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3410 "2023-03-21T21:47:45Z")
Funny, he had four years as President of the freakin’ United States and never dismantled the Deep State then. But _now_ he’s ready…! ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3411 "2023-03-21T21:50:50Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Gravity has a liberal bias! B-b-b-but Gravity is _just a theory_! ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3412 "2023-03-21T21:53:43Z")
Rebuttal: > **[Evangelical Scientists Refute Gravity With New 'Intelligent Falling' Theory](https://www.theonion.com/evangelical-scientists-refute-gravity-with-new-intellig-1819567984)** > > KANSAS CITY, KS—As the debate over the teaching of evolution in public schools continues, a new controversy over the science curriculum arose Monday in this embattled Midwestern state. Scientists from the Evangelical Center For Faith-Based Reasoning... ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2023, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3413 "2023-03-21T22:02:37Z")
🤣 Who says evangelicals don’t like science! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2023, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3414 "2023-03-22T08:43:36Z")
Don’t you remember the bit from the Bible about how God’s time is not man’s time and another bit about how things will only happen in their appointed time Now, mind you, Tan the Conman certainly doesn’t, but it’s probably good feed for his merks, er, supporters. ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2023, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3415 "2023-03-22T08:51:44Z")
this was amusing > **[Donald Trump protesters come out in struggle numbers and laughing ensues on...](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/donald-trump-protesters-come-out-in-struggle-numbers-and-laughing-ensues-on-social-media/ar-AA18UO06?ocid=BingHp01&cvid=162141648d4749ddbe81550f6c8aab49&ei=23)** > > The former president claimed that he would be arrested today (March 21). ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2023, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3416 "2023-03-22T09:47:11Z")
> [@](#): > > When interviewed outside the Manhattan courthouse by Voice of America, the shaman told the outlet about how he believes the embattled political figure views him and others like him. “Trump said I’m special,” he said. “He said that when he told us to stop protesting at [Jan. 6](https://www.revolt.tv/article/2022-06-09/173422/jan-6-capitol-riot-hearings-begin-tonight-with-donald-trump-as-focal-point/?utm_source=Microsoft&utm_medium=Content_Syndication)… He said that we were special.” I can’t even… I’m really hoping this guy is putting on an act, because if he’s for real we are just fucked as a country. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2023, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3417 "2023-03-22T12:07:06Z")
Oh they’re special all right, short bus special. ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2023, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3418 "2023-03-22T15:24:42Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > I’m really hoping this guy is putting on an act, because if he’s for real we are just fucked as a country. The latter. ---
**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3419 "2023-03-23T13:22:18Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Oh they’re special all right, short bus special hey now some of us who rode the short bus weren’t that stupid … not intentionally anyways ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [March 23, 2023, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/3420 "2023-03-23T13:25:42Z")
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