# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 225
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4481 "2023-09-26T12:49:53Z")
> [@slicedalone](#): > > I’m having a bit of a time with his Secret Service detail letting unvetted people pass guns back and forth with him. I would suspect (although I certainly don’t know) that the SS checked the guns for ammo before allowing anybody to hand a gun to Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4482 "2023-09-26T13:29:38Z")
I have this mental image of the shop owner trying to hand a box of bullets to Trump, and one of his Secret Service details leaping leaping to block the bullets with his body. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4483 "2023-09-26T13:50:00Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > > [@Railer13](#): > > > > Trump delivers another totally deranged speech > > So the Don is tilting at windmills. The quixotic psychotic. ---
**Author:** ![slicedalone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slicedalone/32/12515_2.png) [@slicedalone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slicedalone)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4484 "2023-09-26T15:40:29Z")
You know what has never stopped irritating me? His sing-songy, toddler-like voice. Apart from the never-fails-to-be-infuriating content, he sounds like he’s too young to climb the monkeybars when he says things like “They indict me,” as if “indict” were a peculiar word that no one has ever heard before. Probably some MAGAts have never heard the word before, but it just sounds so stupid coming from a former POTUS. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4485 "2023-09-26T16:43:18Z")
His voice and his hair irrationally annoy me. I don’t know why. ---
**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4486 "2023-09-26T17:19:53Z")
Every damn thing about him annoys me and I don’t think either of us are irrational. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4487 "2023-09-26T17:30:55Z")
> [@slicedalone](#): > > “They indict me,” as if “indict” were a peculiar word that no one has ever heard before. Does he pronounce it “in-dick”? I can’t watch that piece of shit. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4488 "2023-09-26T18:27:46Z")
I’m pretty sure he pronounces it correctly, but he enunciates it the way you would when trying to talk to a pharmacist about a drug with eight syllables. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4489 "2023-09-26T19:00:17Z")
I imagine he will get better at it as he hears it over, and over. As well as the word penitentiary. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [September 26, 2023, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4490 "2023-09-26T21:12:16Z")
I wonder if he’s ever used the word ‘conjugal’ before. Anyone else hearing giggling in Slovenian? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4491 "2023-09-27T01:13:23Z")
I couldn’t see mention of Trump saying “cognitively impaired” Joe Biden would lead us into “World War Two”: > He also appeared to get confused about Jeb Bush: > ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4492 "2023-09-27T01:29:26Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > He also appeared to get confused about Jeb Bush: I think all the felony indictments against him are speeding the degradation of his brain. Soon, he’ll need help eating his hamberders and drinking his covfefe. [![](https://cdn.i-scmp.com/sites/default/files/images/methode/2017/11/16/d43d86fc-ca89-11e7-9743-ef57fdb29dbc_image_hires_143234.jpg) ](https://cdn.i-scmp.com/sites/default/files/images/methode/2017/11/16/d43d86fc-ca89-11e7-9743-ef57fdb29dbc_image_hires_143234.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4493 "2023-09-27T01:43:44Z")
Clearly he is beyond being able to drink from a grownup water bottle and needs a TommeeTippee Sippee cup. > **[Amazon.com : Tommee Tippee Sippee Cup, Water Bottle for Toddlers, Spill-Proof,...](https://www.amazon.com/Tommee-Tippee-Toddlers-Spill-Proof-Colorful/dp/B0BQSV7LHG)** > > Amazon.com : Tommee Tippee Sippee Cup, Water Bottle for Toddlers, Spill-Proof, BPA Free, 10oz, 9m+, Pack of 3, Pink, Orange and Red : Baby ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4494 "2023-09-27T03:56:12Z")
He’s pissed me off today because he has sycophantic grifting supporters who say things like this: (Heard earlier and paraphrased from Fox News) John Woo (asslicking right-wing dipshit): [Talks about the findings of today’s case.] “Yes, Trump is guilty of fraud going back many years. But why can’t we just let the American people decide instead of all these AGs going after the leading candidate for President”. Fox News Host: “That’s a fair question.” No it’s not! How on earth is that a fair question unless you don’t want the voters to have any facts? Yeah, yeah, rhetorical. For a moment there I thought he was going to leave it at “he’s guilty” but no, we don’t need no stinking facts that might influence how America Decides. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Bredin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@John\_Bredin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Bredin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4495 "2023-09-27T04:27:49Z")
Not just any gun shop, the one where the Jacksonville Dollar Store massacre perp bought his gun. Trump isn’t just dog-whistling to the “America was great when they were in their place” white supremacists but to the full-blown hate-filled eliminationists! 🤮 🤬 ---
**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4496 "2023-09-27T05:21:44Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > John Woo (asslicking right-wing dipshit): > [Talks about the findings of today’s case.] “Yes, Trump is guilty of fraud going back many years. But why can’t we just let the American people decide instead of all these AGs going after the leading candidate for President”. > Fox News Host: > “That’s a fair question.” Did the conversation end with a dove flying in slow motion through a flaming doorway? ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4497 "2023-09-27T05:38:25Z")
He is extremely effective at communicating emotions. One of his many techniques for conveying contempt and disdain is pretended unfamiliarity with terms for concepts that he is currently denigrating. He’s an artist, in a certain way. I was find it fascinating the way certain celebrated poets and lyricists can convey the “feel” of a situation, and invoke certain emotions through what are (when viewed objectively) relatively nonsensical sentence fragments, isolated words, etc. Bob Dylan had it in spades and Bono is similar. Trump is the same in his evil way. We mock his incoherent speeches but you know exactly what emotion he’s conveying. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4498 "2023-09-27T05:47:03Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > John Woo (asslicking right-wing dipshit): > [Talks about the findings of today’s case.] “Yes, Trump is guilty of fraud going back many years. But why can’t we just let the American people decide instead of all these AGs going after the leading candidate for President”. > Fox News Host: > “That’s a fair question.” > > No it’s not! How on earth is that a fair question unless you don’t want the voters to have any facts? Even your response shows signs of buying into the alternate reality field with which Trump surrounds himself. He and his supporters portray this as if it is entirely about politics - as if Trump’s actions were merely political, and the reaction to them should be decided in the political sphere. He’s accused of crimes. Prosecuting crimes is what A-G’s do every day of the week. Deciding whether an accused person committed crimes is what juries do every day of the week. Whether one is found guilty is not based on a popularity contest. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4499 "2023-09-27T05:51:32Z")
Yeah, we don’t “let the American people decide” whether or not somebody has broken the law. That is a matter to be determined by legal professionals. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2023, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4500 "2023-09-27T06:41:34Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > John Woo (asslicking right-wing dipshit) Damn, I really enjoyed his films. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=224) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=226)