# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 236
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4701 "2023-10-11T00:47:10Z")
People are telling me that Trump can’t dress himself or tie his shoes. I donno, it may be true. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4702 "2023-10-11T02:24:02Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > I’m expecting an Onion article, _Joe Biden Batters His Dogs!_ And a photo of Joe holding a corn dog in each hand. Bernie just heard the news and is shocked! I tell you SHOCKED! [![](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/HZ95OvmeycC6PUIQ2fbONlrnH4k=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/18972142/BERNIE_REACTION.jpg) ](https://cdn.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/HZ95OvmeycC6PUIQ2fbONlrnH4k=/1400x1400/filters:format(jpeg)/cdn.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_asset/file/18972142/BERNIE_REACTION.jpg) BTW, I tried an AI generated version of Biden holding a corndog in each hand and got this masterpiece: [![](https://i.imgur.com/2Oy20FY.png) ](https://i.imgur.com/2Oy20FY.png) ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4703 "2023-10-11T02:25:44Z")
He beats them at chess. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4704 "2023-10-11T02:31:14Z")
Still the best corn dog picture: > **[Michele Bachmann and the Corn Dog Media Circus - PR News](https://everything-pr.com/michele-bachmann-corn-dog/amp/)** > > The problem is not Toby Harden. The media should take issues with people who imagine a sex act when they see a woman eating a corn dog, banana, or whatever cylindric shaped food for that matter. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4705 "2023-10-11T02:37:01Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > Still the best corn dog picture: WTF, it looks like she’s shitting it out of her mouth. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4706 "2023-10-11T02:44:30Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > it looks like she’s shitting it out of her mouth. You’re right - it does look like she’s pulling some enormous parasitic worm out of her stomach. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4707 "2023-10-11T13:44:45Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > You’re right - it does look like she’s pulling some enormous parasitic worm out of her stomach. I don’t see the resemblence- it looks nothing like George Santos. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4708 "2023-10-11T17:52:15Z")
Trump’s playing the old hits. America for Americans /s > **[Recycling his worst ideas, Trump eyes a new ‘travel ban’](https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/recycling-worst-ideas-trump-eyes-new-travel-ban-rcna119677)** > > Donald Trump has an idea for a possible second term: Take his original travel ban and make it even more radical. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4709 "2023-10-11T17:58:09Z")
> So to recap, in a second term, Trump intends to ban Muslims, those he considers communists, those he considers Marxists, those he considers socialists, and those he considers fascists from reaching American soil. The mind boggles. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4710 "2023-10-11T18:01:18Z")
> [@KarlGauss](#): > > The mind boggles. Using your imagination is just the kind of thing a socialist would do. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4711 "2023-10-11T19:00:30Z")
Trump’s previous travel bans got slapped down **hard** in the courts. You’d think his 4 concurrent criminal indictments and God only knows how many pending lawsuits he’s dealing with would be enough for him. He really is a legal masochist. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4712 "2023-10-11T19:02:09Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Trump’s previous travel bans got slapped down **hard** in the courts. Trump, like a lot of the GOP these days, doesn’t care if a law gets smacked down. They make their hay long before the court rulings. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4713 "2023-10-11T20:02:01Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Trump’s previous travel bans got slapped down **hard** in the courts. The point is not to **have** a travel ban. There will never be a travel ban. The point is to **talk** about a travel ban in order to gather the votes of the haters. ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4714 "2023-10-11T20:28:45Z")
Seriously. Isn’t Trump patently, universally obvious by now? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4715 "2023-10-11T20:38:29Z")
None so blind as those who will not see. ---
**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4716 "2023-10-11T20:56:32Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > He claimed the election was rigged when he **won**. So of course the asshole will always claim it was rigged! It’s part of his brand. More recently he claimed he would have won California had it not been rigged. But how many followers of his will think the 2024 election was rigged if he loses? At some point his followers are going to realize he’s a loser and abandon him. ---
**Author:** ![Dandan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@Dandan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dandan)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4717 "2023-10-11T21:30:12Z")
> [@KarlGauss](#): > > Trump intends to ban > [@KarlGauss](#): > > those he considers fascists from reaching American soil. ```auto I want to hear about his plans for the fascists who are already here. Dan ``` ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4718 "2023-10-11T21:36:47Z")
> [@Dandan](#): > > `I want to hear about his plans for the fascists who are already here.` Well he knows where they are located down to the polling booth level. Just needs to gerrymander them with sufficient precision to win a plurality of electorates. And there’s plenty with experience in those skills. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4719 "2023-10-11T22:20:18Z")
> [@Odesio](#): > > At some point his followers are going to realize he’s a loser and abandon him. No. No, they won’t. > [@Dandan](#): > > `I want to hear about his plans for the fascists who are already here.` I think one of Disney’s movies covered this already. I can see him standing in front of the mirror, saying, “Mirror, mirror on the wall…” ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2023, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4720 "2023-10-11T22:58:19Z")
> [@Riemann](#): > > Using your imagination is just the kind of thing a socialist would do. Shit! As a Canadian sick of winters, I was planning to retire to Arizona. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=235) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=237)