# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 240
**Author:** ![StraightTalk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/straighttalk/32/9982_2.png) [@StraightTalk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StraightTalk)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2023, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4781 "2023-10-15T22:58:10Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > > [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > > > Roger Stone claims Donald Trump called to ask if they could pray together: > > The _only_ good thing I can say about trump is that he doesn’t believe in any god. He may have made this call (although I doubt it) but he wasn’t sincere. If he goes to church, it’s to been seen going to church. If he asks to pray, it’s so the story could be told. If he holds a bible, it’s for a photo opp. The “pastors” must know this, right? So, now we have to question their motivations. Donald Trump does believe in a god. That god is named “Donald Trump”. ---
**Author:** ![romansperson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/romansperson/32/17100_2.png) [@romansperson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/romansperson)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4782 "2023-10-16T00:12:11Z")
> [@Railer13](#): > > > [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > > > Somewhere on line there’s a video of him carrying an umbrella up stairs into a plane; as he goes through the door he doesn’t even try to close the umbrella, just drops it. > > Here it is: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLkOl0aUsxE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wLkOl0aUsxE) The most amusing part of this to me is his instinctive reaching for the handrail, realizing the cameras are on him, and then releasing it with that silly patting - Manly Men Do Not Reach for Handrail! ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4783 "2023-10-16T01:08:27Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > The _only_ good thing I can say about trump is that he doesn’t believe in any god. I also believe he’s never drunk alcohol. Which means he’s the way he is sober. Which is terrifying. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4784 "2023-10-16T01:12:45Z")
When I get drunk, I just go to sleep. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4785 "2023-10-16T01:20:53Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > I also believe he’s never drunk alcohol. He doesn’t do downers, he does uppers. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4786 "2023-10-16T08:21:35Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > I’m less optimistic. I believe they will grumble for years, and crawl back under their rocks. All while brainwashing their spawn to rise again. > > They have been developing since the dawn of man. It is VERY tribal. Many don’t want to think for themselves. Many of us do. Remember that the Morlocks ate the Eloi. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4787 "2023-10-16T09:06:09Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > The _only_ good thing I can say about trump is that he doesn’t believe in any god. You could probably say the same about many religious leaders, if they’d admit it. “Pastors for Trump” even more so. They will be grifters, just like him and grifters don’t believe in their own con. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4788 "2023-10-16T23:09:25Z")
I haven’t seen this mentioned. “Former President Donald Trump is arguing to a judge in Colorado that he was not required to “support” the Constitution as president” > **[Trump tells court he had no duty to 'support' the Constitution as president](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-wont-support-constitution/)** > > Former President Donald Trump is arguing to a judge in Colorado that he was not required to "support" the Constitution as president, reported Brandi Buchman from Law & Crime.The argument came as he seeks to dismiss a lawsuit filed in the state by... ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4789 "2023-10-16T23:19:45Z")
Good Gawd. I need a drink. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4790 "2023-10-16T23:31:20Z")
I need another one! ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4791 "2023-10-16T23:36:50Z")
> [@dougrb](#): > > “Former President Donald Trump is arguing to a judge in Colorado that he was not required to “support” the Constitution as president” “I am only required to hump the flag on stage. This is what my customers want!” ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [October 16, 2023, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4792 "2023-10-16T23:42:35Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > “I am only required to hump the flag on stage. This is what my customers want!” > **[The best way to remove semen stains](https://www.goodhousekeeping.com/uk/house-and-home/household-advice/a656973/remove-semen-stains/)** > > Your practical guide to semen stain removal on washable fabrics, upholstery and carpet. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4793 "2023-10-17T10:46:50Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > “I am only required to hump the flag on stage. This is what my customers want!” You misspelled _marks_. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4794 "2023-10-17T16:09:39Z")
> **[Trump arrives back at New York civil trial condemning 'radical lunatic'...](https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/policy/courts/donald-trump-new-york-civil-trial-letitia-james)** > > Former President Donald Trump made another appearance at the New York civil fraud trial against him and his family business, accusing state Attorney General Letitia James of being a "radical lunatic" out to "get Trump no matter what." Quit doing illegal shit and maybe people wouldn’t be so interested in “get[ting] Trump”. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4795 "2023-10-17T16:20:18Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > Remember that the Morlocks ate the Eloi. Also, those maniacs blew it up, and people in rubber ape masks took over. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4796 "2023-10-17T16:23:03Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > Quit doing illegal shit and maybe people wouldn’t be so interested in “get[ting] Trump”. “My advice to you as your attorney is - STOP BREAKING THE LAW ASSHOLE”. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4797 "2023-10-17T19:35:01Z")
As your attorney, I advise you to rent a very fast car with no top. And you’ll need the cocaine. Tape recorder for special music. Acapulco shirts. Get the hell out of LA for at least 48 hours. It blows my weekend; cause naturally I’m going to have to go with you. And we’re going to have to arm ourselves – to the teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4798 "2023-10-17T20:26:10Z")
I’d so fear and loathe that. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4799 "2023-10-17T21:43:42Z")
> “In a closed society where everybody’s guilty, the only crime is getting caught. In a world of thieves, the only final sin is stupidity.” ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2023, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4800 "2023-10-17T22:43:12Z")
From the UK, DJT is pressing a claim that the Steele dossier author and related company was mean to him. Forget that he declassified the Mueller investigation Secret portions on his last day in office for “reasons” (treason). > **[Russian sources disappeared after Trump declassified ex-spy’s evidence, UK...](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/oct/17/russian-sources-disappeared-after-trump-declassified-ex-spys-evidence-uk-court-told)** > > Former MI6 officer’s witness statement criticises ‘reckless’ publication of testimony about ex-president’s Russia links "…Steele said the decision to declassify his testimony, taken on Trump’s last day in office, resulted in several Russian sources being exposed and suffering “varying consequences”. He said: “Two of the named Russian sources have not been seen or heard of since. The publication of this document did serious damage to the US government’s Russian operations and their ability to recruit new Russian sources…" [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=239) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=241)