# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 243
**Author:** ![slicedalone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slicedalone/32/12515_2.png) [@slicedalone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/slicedalone)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4841 "2023-10-22T14:34:21Z")
Actually, Biden’s #46, so we need one more felony to bring it up to two apiece. Unless you count Cleveland as a single POTUS. ---
**Author:** ![Riemann](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/riemann/32/3133_2.png) [@Riemann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Riemann)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4842 "2023-10-22T14:42:44Z")
US presidents are remarkable in many ways. For example, they have all had more arms and more legs than the human average. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4843 "2023-10-22T14:45:26Z")
And about half a penis and one testicle more than the average American. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4844 "2023-10-22T14:59:05Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > And about half a penis Now, now, we should be looking for the mean, not the median. Trump’s microscopic manhood skews the numbers. ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4845 "2023-10-22T15:28:54Z")
…And that’s why it’s easy to create “scientific” propaganda by using only one measure of central tendency. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4846 "2023-10-22T16:50:08Z")
> [@slicedalone](#): > > Actually, Biden’s #46, so we need one more felony to bring it up to two apiece. Currently the average is 1.978 felonies per president. I don’t think rounding up to 2 is unwarranted. But I’d expect there are probably yet more charges to come, considering his co-conspirators are flipping. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4847 "2023-10-22T18:10:24Z")
> [@slicedalone](#): > > Actually, Biden’s #46, so we need one more felony to bring it up to two apiece. Oh, I don’t think Trump will let us down. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4848 "2023-10-22T19:18:32Z")
> [@slicedalone](#): > > …Unless you count Cleveland as a single POTUS. May his record as the only President to serve non-consecutive terms remain proudly unbroken for the foreseeable future! ---
**Author:** ![Coriolanus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/coriolanus/32/18769_2.png) [@Coriolanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coriolanus)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4849 "2023-10-22T19:27:13Z")
> Former President Donald Trump posted a video on Saturday slamming the New York judge overseeing his civil fraud trial as a “lunatic,” the day after the judge fined Trump $5,000 for violating a gag order in the case, though criticizing the judge would not represent a violation of the gag order. I’ve lost track - this is the New York judge and not the judge of the court he slandered the law clerk of. Depending on how one parses the word lunatic I can’t tell if this violates anything and if it does, Mr. Trump is really recalcitrant, your honor. ETA: Oh, ha! I actually thought recalcitrant meant “sorry and repentive” but it’s almost exactly the opposite of that and practically defines trump." > Mr. Trump is very _calcitrant_, your honor ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4850 "2023-10-22T21:37:34Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > May his record as the only President to serve non-consecutive terms remain proudly unbroken for the foreseeable future! Truly. [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/Tprf2z7IRWQ/maxresdefault.jpg "Good Night America") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tprf2z7IRWQ) ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4851 "2023-10-22T21:43:13Z")
> [@Coriolanus](#): > > I’ve lost track - this is the New York judge and not the judge of the court he slandered the law clerk of. Same judge. ---
**Author:** ![SunUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SunUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunUp)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2023, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4852 "2023-10-22T23:27:10Z")
What? No! Carter in '28! ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4853 "2023-10-23T02:10:44Z")
> [@slicedalone](#): > > Actually, Biden’s #46, so we need one more felony to bring it up to two apiece. > > Unless you count Cleveland as a single POTUS. I think you kinda have to. Of course, that changes the average to 2.0222…. felonies per president. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4854 "2023-10-23T22:50:54Z")
It pisses me off that a third of the country wants this dope to be president again. > ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2023, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4855 "2023-10-23T23:17:40Z")
“I was very honored… There’s a man, Jerry Orbach…” ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4856 "2023-10-24T02:22:57Z")
The stupid, it spills out like grease from a burning sausage. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4857 "2023-10-24T03:41:17Z")
[Wow. Just wow.](https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-tells-supporters-don-t-220314668.html) The Damn Yam is completely detached from reality. > **Trump Tells Supporters: ‘Don’t Worry About Voting’ on Election Day** > > [Donald Trump](https://www.thedailybeast.com/keyword/donald-j-trump) compared himself to Nelson Mandela in what has been described by the [Associated Press](https://apnews.com/article/trump-new-hampshire-filing-8351611af96b54050f1e64d55d8648dc) as a “dark and at times profane speech” Monday at a Derry, [New Hampshire](https://www.thedailybeast.com/keyword/new-hampshire) campaign rally—where the former president even told his fans that they didn’t need to worry about voting come election day next year. > > During his speech, Trump said he would have “plenty of votes”—enough that instead of voting, his fans should “get out there and watch those voters,” presumably referring to supporters of his eventual opponent. “You don’t have to vote, don’t worry about voting. The voting, we got plenty of votes.” In that speech, he again called the New York Attorney General \*peek-a-boo". And in more news, Conman [wants to ban immigrants who “don’t like our religion”](https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-says-ll-ban-immigrants-220504292.html). > “I will implement strong ideological screening of all immigrants,” the former president vowed. “If you hate America, if you want to abolish Israel, if you don’t like our religion (which a lot of them don’t), if you sympathize with jihadists, then we don’t want you in our country and you are not getting in.” “Our religion”? And what would that be, traitor? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4858 "2023-10-24T04:55:00Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > “Our religion”? And what would that be, traitor? Money. ---
**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4859 "2023-10-24T05:44:36Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Donald Trump compared himself to Nelson Mandela YMMV but methinks, probably everywhere you were to construct an arbitary sociopolitical dividing line, with the possible exception of “Has a penis”, Trump and Mandela would be on opposite sides. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2023, 5:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4860 "2023-10-24T05:44:45Z")
Another bit from that “speech”. He notes that nobody ever says that Trump’s a great speaker. No shit. Do you hear yourself? [Acyn on X: “Trump: I’m for us. You know how you spell us, right? U.S. I just picked that up. Has anyone ever thought of that before? I’m reading and said us. You know, when you think about it, us, equals U.S. If we think of something genius, they will never say it. https://t.co/xzXTMRRge6” / X (twitter.com)](https://twitter.com/acyn/status/1716547648658850017?s=46&t=XGja5BtSraUljl_WWUrIUg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=242) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=244)