# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

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**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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[Trump wants to rename the country if he’s re-elected](https://www.yahoo.com/news/wants-tell-him-trump-mocked-085922499.html). And what will be the country’s new name?

> We’re gonna have a great country. It’s gonna be called the United States of America

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
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But remember folks, it’s Biden that sounds senile.

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> [@Monty](#):
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> [Trump wants to rename the country if he’s re-elected](https://www.yahoo.com/news/wants-tell-him-trump-mocked-085922499.html). And what will be the country’s new name?

Remember the lesson from 2016. We’re supposed to take him seriously, but not literally.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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Personally, I think had he an actual truly functioning brain, he could’ve gone for gold with the “U.S. = ‘us’” bit. If you don’t pay like _us_, then _us_ will withdraw from NATO. _Us_ will make you pay for the wall."

It’ll be _us_ all the way down!

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
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> [@Monty](#):
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> [Trump wants to rename the country if he’s re-elected](https://www.yahoo.com/news/wants-tell-him-trump-mocked-085922499.html). And what will be the country’s new name?
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> > We’re gonna have a great country. It’s gonna be called the United States of America

What does he think the country is called NOW?

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**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\
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He was probably supposed to stress the word United, but if they put the word stress in parenthesis on the teleprompter, he’ll say the word and that will confuse him and who the hell knows what he’ll end up naming US then.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
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Will they read Two Corinthians in this “United States of America”?

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
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I like the verse where the deposed pretender says, “Person, woman, man, camera, TV.”

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**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\
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I think that his point is that the country is no longer the United States of America that we once knew, having become socialst wokestan, but with him in charge it will go back to being the US of A. All part of the Make America Great Again theme.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
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The _Realm_ of the United States of America. It will last 1,000 years!

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
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First Realm was under the Articles of Confederation. Second Realm under the Constitution, right?

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He woke up.

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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> the country is no longer the United States of America

Kind of amazin’ how the country can turn it around, going from a shithole to a magnificent superpower on January 21, 2017, and back to a shithole on January 21, 2021.

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> The _Realm_ of the United States of America. It will last 1,000 years!

You misspelled “Reich”.

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> [@LurkMeister](#):
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> You misspelled “Reich”.

I translated.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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> [@LurkMeister](#):
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> > [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> > The _Realm_ of the United States of America. It will last 1,000 years!
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> You misspelled “Reich”.

Oh, that’s _rich_.

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**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\
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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Will they read Two Corinthians in this “United States of America”?

Two Corinthians is not nearly enough for the new United States of America. It’s gotta be Three Corinthians (at least).

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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No, no,no. It would have to be at least _6 Gorinthians_.

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**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\
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He needs 11,780 Corinthians…

Seriously, what is gonna happen Monday when the Mango is on the stand? What are they asking him? “Now that your sons don’t remember what happened? Do you also not remember what happened? It’s the accountants’ fault?”

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2 Corinthians, 1 goblet?

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