# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

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**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\
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> [@Skywatcher](#):
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> The new poster boy for vigilantism has got to know his job prospects are pretty limited.

He now has FOUR Congressmagats competing to get him as their intern. In addition to Gaetz, Gosar, and Cawthorn, now Boebert wants him.

Wait, it gets even better: Boebert says she wants to challenge Cawthorn to a sprint race for him. She may not understand why Cawthorn spends a lot of his time sitting in a chair with wheels on it.

> **[Lauren Boebert challenges Madison Cawthorn to "sprint" for Rittenhouse...](https://www.salon.com/2021/11/24/lauren-boebert-challenges-madison-cawthorn-is-in-a-wheelchair-to-sprint/)**
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> The two House Republicans are dueling for Kyle Rittenhouse's attention

To be sure, from reading the article, it looks like she was just making a funny there. I suppose now it’s funny when a disgusting Republican mocks a disabled disgusting Republican.

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I bet Boebert et al. filled their diapers mightily when they heard Rittenhouse say:

> “I’m not a racist person. I support the BLM movement. I support peacefully demonstrating. I believe there needs to be change.”

Offers rescinded. Racial hatred, minimum 20 years experience, required.

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> [Donnie’s mad because he couldn’t get permission to hold a rally](https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/582661-trump-seeking-to-oust-republican-alabama-governor-over-canceled-rally)
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> > Former [President Trump](https://thehill.com/people/donald-trump) is reportedly looking to oust Republican Alabama Gov. [Kay Ivey](https://thehill.com/people/kay-ivey) in her reelection bid next year, blaming her for the cancelation of a rally in the state this summer.
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> > [The Wall Street Journal](https://www.wsj.com/articles/republican-governors-distance-themselves-from-trump-drawing-his-ire-11637357756) reported on Monday, citing Trump advisers, that the former president has privately blamed Ivey for the [decision to cancel his rally in June](https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/560728-trumps-alabama-rally-cancelled-over-partisan-political-concerns), which was supposed to take place at the USS Alabama Battleship Memorial Park.
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> > The former president has reportedly met with Lynda Blanchard, who served as ambassador to Slovenia in his administration, to discuss a potential endorsement if she were to wage a bid for governor.
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> Sheesh, what a petty little prick.

I’m still betting on Chump’s pettiness being his ultimate downfall.

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> [@Siam\_Sam](#):
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> I’m still betting on Chump’s pettiness being his ultimate downfall. &nbsp;

It’s taking longer than we thought.

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I wonder if he ever paid off his rally debts from the last time he ran.

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Trump? Pay off a debt? Not effing likely!

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We owe _him_! You should be _grateful_ if he chooses to bless your town with a visit, slime!

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> We owe _him_ ! You should be _grateful_ if he chooses to bless your town with a visit, slime!

“For you, the day Donald Trump graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.”

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One of those officer hats _would_ look quite natural on his head, and I can see him in a cape. Gold, naturally.

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[![](https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1496798551272.jpg) ](https://i.4pcdn.org/pol/1496798551272.jpg)

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“I Could Stand In The Middle Of Fifth Avenue And _Hadouken_ Somebody And I Wouldn’t Lose Any Voters”

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Bless you

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This isn’t The Donald, it’s his kid. Same difference.  
[https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/26/us/politics/kushner-investment-middle-east.html?unlocked\_article\_code=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEIPuonUktbfqohlSVUZBSbIRp8\_qRmHmfnE2\_s\_m2T-KiWPDDdE0ekOH42N\_VuIYKtva98-mjmSX8MHMKMqQLY66N5jCHFXalvipIqYytNCKj8pqIm3UyRngc3AAexk\_XrkZTfnbbomyrf67kLabX29UafZhXMncVxv8pJ1ZBr9jyxzs6TEFuZ\_2th91e5wRcwpAGddO1TZ-qXgGB58O92ZbhnD6QdQWutRWD3bmdf0-KtXOUwJSgqAFCUjlD56vNBMO9oXPLL8LAojeKf8g7YTDm9vLeS5FtmGxxfGG\_okhazU-pjQytE&smid=url-share](https://www.nytimes.com/2021/11/26/us/politics/kushner-investment-middle-east.html?unlocked_article_code=AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACEIPuonUktbfqohlSVUZBSbIRp8_qRmHmfnE2_s_m2T-KiWPDDdE0ekOH42N_VuIYKtva98-mjmSX8MHMKMqQLY66N5jCHFXalvipIqYytNCKj8pqIm3UyRngc3AAexk_XrkZTfnbbomyrf67kLabX29UafZhXMncVxv8pJ1ZBr9jyxzs6TEFuZ_2th91e5wRcwpAGddO1TZ-qXgGB58O92ZbhnD6QdQWutRWD3bmdf0-KtXOUwJSgqAFCUjlD56vNBMO9oXPLL8LAojeKf8g7YTDm9vLeS5FtmGxxfGG_okhazU-pjQytE&smid=url-share)

> …  
> In a brief phone call, Mr. Kushner declined to discuss his new firm, Affinity Partners, and it is not clear which other investors he has spoken to so far inside or outside the United States. According to a person familiar with the firm’s plans, Mr. Kushner hopes to raise an amount in the low **billions** of dollars by early next year.  
> …

My bold. WTF?

Not saying Jared is going to accomplish this, but do people really make money dealing with the Trump family?

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Not saying Jared is going to accomplish this, but do people really make money dealing with the Trump family? -

There’s always a first time.  
And Jared is a kid-in-law.

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A Trump tells you he’s “raising capital”.  
A man by the highway interchange asks if you can “spare five bucks”.  
Same deal.

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[I understood that reference](https://imgur.com/a/565OW5b)

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I haven’t seen anyone else post this yet, but it bears repeating:

**Trump Has a MIniature Model of Mount Rushmore _WITH HIS FACE ON IT_ in his Mar-a-Lago office.**

It was the gift of South Dakota Republican Governor and Trump fan Kristi Noem

People are having a ball with this on Twitter

> **[Foes Can't Stop Mocking Trump's 'Mini-Me' Mount Rushmore Featuring His Face](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-bronze-mount-rushmore-mar-a-lago-office_n_61a1a0a1e4b0451e55078b16)**
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> It's "not like he's a narcissist or anything," deadpanned one critic.

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I don’t really understand the one with trump looking scared while looking down at something he’s holding in his hands.

Help?

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> [@Aspidistra](#):
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> I don’t really understand the one with trump looking scared while looking down at something he’s holding in his hands.
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> Help? -

He sneezed and thought he blew his brain out. Turned out it was just an alien making it’s escape.

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Looks to me like he is in his (former) favourite place to tweet.

The toilet.

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