# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 250
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4981 "2023-11-05T17:55:55Z")
He is now [claiming he swept the election](https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-claims-won-50-states-152719454.html). > “We won, the last time, 50 states, think of it, 50 states,” he told the Freedom Summit, outside Orlando, Florida. “We won every state. We then did great in the election. We got 12 million more votes or so … 12 million more votes than we got the first time.” ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4982 "2023-11-05T18:42:20Z")
# Trump claims he won all 50 states in the 2020 election Unbelievable bullshit!!! No question, this clown is THE WORST President of all time!!! > **[Trump claims he won all 50 states in the 2020 election - Salon.com](https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-claims-won-50-states-152719454.html)** > > During a campaign event in Florida, Trump claims he won all 50 states in the 2020 election ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4983 "2023-11-05T20:03:58Z")
Lie little, lie big, lie bigger still. ---
**Author:** ![martyg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@martyg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/martyg)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4984 "2023-11-05T20:09:27Z")
> [@slumtrimpet](#): > > I just spent a minute looking at the SOB’s crotch. It’s not like there’s much to see. ---
**Author:** ![martyg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f475e1/32.png) [@martyg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/martyg)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4985 "2023-11-05T20:12:17Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > We’re gonna have a great country. It’s gonna be called the United States of America Last time I heard of the United States of America’s name being changed, it was changed to Joe Byrd & The Field Hippies. Bonus points if you actually get the joke. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2023, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4986 "2023-11-05T22:55:24Z")
It gets better when you realize that he is ALREADY saying that Republicans are going to steal the primary from him. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4987 "2023-11-06T00:51:17Z")
I beat you to posting that story by an hour. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4988 "2023-11-06T05:11:54Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > it will go back to being the US of A. All part of the Make America Great Again theme. I love the U, S and A! I support your war of terror! ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4989 "2023-11-06T06:13:40Z")
So who has odds on how long it’ll take for the orange goblin to outright call for secession by red states? Post primaries if he’s not nominated? That seems a stretch. If he doesn’t win the general next year the only way for him to get out of his legal problems is to literally remove himself entirely from the legal system. And I think we can all agree he wouldn’t hesitate to place his own welfare above the very survival of the country. I know hopping a one-way plane to Russia would be more likely but this scenario seems more possible by the day. (I wish I was joking.) ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4990 "2023-11-06T06:46:56Z")
> [@Jihi](#): > > So who has odds on how long it’ll take for the orange goblin to outright call for secession by red states? No need. Since he is certain he won all 50 states, obviously all 50 states are already red 🙂. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4991 "2023-11-06T07:11:05Z")
> [@Jihi](#): > > So who has odds on how long it’ll take for the orange goblin to outright call for secession by red states? > [@Tamerlane](#): > > No need. Since he is certain he won all 50 states, obviously all 50 states are already red 🙂. I’ve been known to make book on various outcomes before, sometimes on very crazy things. But I wouldn’t touch @Jihi 's proposal with a ten-foot pole. Why? Because Trump, while not the brightest bulb on the marquee when it comes to understanding America’s law and constitution, is not so stupid as to think that you can take a body made up of fifty subunits, and set them against each other, without clearly-defined lines. How, for example, is Montana supposed to go up against New York or California, where there are hundreds or thousands of miles between them? Colorado against Florida? Alaska against Connecticut? Where’s the demarcation line, such as was there during the US Civil War? It doesn’t exist. As for Trump claiming that he won fifty states, well, that’s just plain hogwash, as we all know. Thing is, and here’s another place where he’s not stupid, he knows that he’s got at least 80 million people who will believe it. “Trump said it, I believe it, that settles it,” to paraphrase an SDMB saying that we used long ago. That’s the dangerous part, I think; that he’s got 80 million supporters who will believe him, no matter how outlandish his statements are. Trump might say, “The moon is made of green cheese.” And 80 million Americans will promptly believe it: “Trump said it, I believe it, that settles it. The moon is made of green cheese.” And that’s scary. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4992 "2023-11-06T07:58:04Z")
Did you ever read Lieber’s [X Marks the Pedwalk](https://www.goodreads.com/en/book/show/35896844)? You don’t need to have clearly defined geographical areas to have a civil war. In Lieber’s story, the warrig parties were drivers and pedestrians, both present all over the country. In our sadly all too possible future, the warring parties will be the Red and the Blue, both present all over the country. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4993 "2023-11-06T18:17:04Z")
> [@Jihi](#): > > I know hopping a one-way plane to Russia would be more likely but this scenario seems more possible by the day. > > (I wish I was joking.) Are there many good golf courses in Russia? That might swing it. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4994 "2023-11-06T18:31:03Z")
> [@iamatractorboy](#): > > > [@Jihi](#): > > > > I know hopping a one-way plane to Russia would be more likely but this scenario seems more possible by the day. > > > > (I wish I was joking.) > > Are there many good golf courses in Russia? That might swing it. - I doubt they’d let him in. No doubt they have video of his putter. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4995 "2023-11-06T19:14:47Z")
And his balls. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 6, 2023, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4996 "2023-11-06T19:35:10Z")
Just something else for him to cheat about. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4997 "2023-11-07T04:54:12Z")
[This is some comedy gold](https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-demands-jury-says-york-211144730.html), I’m telling you. From Tan the Conman’s lawyer: > One of Trump’s attorneys, at the end of the former president’s testimony, said that in “33 years,” they have “never had a witness testify better.” > > “An absolutely brilliant performance by President Trump. He’s not backing down. He’s told everyone the facts,” the Trump attorney said. “Now that the American people know what’s going on, maybe something will change.” I’m wondering what that lawyer’s success rate is if Tan’s blathering on the witness stand is the best he’s ever had from a client. Oh, speaking of said blathering, this bit made me laugh so hard, I damn near suffocated: > “It’s a disgrace. It is election interference because you want to keep me in court all day long,” Trump said while on the stand after testifying for more than five hours. “And Judge … I want a jury.” It’s truly appalling to me that anyone, let alone millions of people, support that jackass traitor Trump. Oh, and in other news related to the traitor and his non-intersection with reality, he [claims he was president in 2021](https://newrepublic.com/post/176686/exchange-donald-trump-fraud-trial-testimony-not-president): > But the clearest demonstration of Trump’s (lack of) strategy came when Kevin Wallace, a lawyer from the New York attorney general’s office, asked him if he had received copies of the Trump Organization’s financial statements in 2021. > > “I was so busy in the White House with China, Russia, and keeping the country safe,” Trump [said](https://x.com/JournalistJG/status/1721581772897763749?s=20). > > “You were not the president in 2021,” Wallace reminded him. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4998 "2023-11-07T07:28:13Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > From Tan the Conman’s lawyer: > > > One of Trump’s attorneys, at the end of the former president’s testimony, said that in “33 years,” they have “never had a witness testify better.” > > > > “An absolutely brilliant performance by President Trump. He’s not backing down. He’s told everyone the facts,” the Trump attorney said. “Now that the American people know what’s going on, maybe something will change.” Why did you edit out the part where the reporter says, ‘_Trump’s attorney said as he wiped a tear from his eye._’? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/4999 "2023-11-07T07:36:35Z")
Sir? (I ask and then add this parenthetical comment to keep Discourse happy.) ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [November 7, 2023, 7:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5000 "2023-11-07T07:50:22Z")
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