# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 262
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5221 "2023-12-03T15:27:41Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I might swap the sentences though, to match what Trump twooths: ‘A lot of people are saying that former porn actress, gold digger and First “Lady” might be a Russian spy.’ Yeah. And should be “current gold digger” for accuracy sake. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5222 "2023-12-03T19:00:43Z")
No rational woman would stay married to him out of _love._ ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5223 "2023-12-03T19:05:27Z")
> **[Melania Trump's Former BFF Reveals That Her 'Completely Transactional...](https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/melania-trumps-former-bff-reveals-152838004.html)** > > It's Melania's way or nothing. > “It’s a completely transactional marriage for both. She knew exactly who she married and warned him that all his secrets would come out if he ran for president.” Those secrets, including paying off sex worker Stormy Daniels after their alleged affair, [didn’t rattle](https://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/2536239/donald-trump-stormy-daniels-secret-service-phone-melania/) the former first lady like many thought it would. > > [Buy Now ‘Melania and Me: The Rise and Fall of My Friendship With the First Lady’ $15.64](https://www.amazon.com/Melania-Me-Rise-Friendship-First/dp/1982151242/?tag=skyahoo-20&asc_source=yahoo-main&asc_campaign=yahoo-main&asc_refurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sheknows.com%2Fentertainment%2Farticles%2F2888933%2Fmelania-donald-trump-shocking-marital-agreement%2F) > > “She knew exactly what she was getting into. She accepted it and she continues to accept it. People would be surprised by just how much they agree about things,” Wolkoff summed up. Melania has also been savvy to [renegotiate her prenuptial agreement](https://www.sheknows.com/entertainment/articles/2856132/melania-trump-renegotiated-prenuptial-agreement/) with Donald Trump for a third time in the wake of his legal woes. She wants to make sure she and their son, Barron, 17, are fully protected in case anything happens to his questionable fortune. Melania is weirdly the former president’s ride-or-die no matter what happens because she signed up for this. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [December 3, 2023, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5224 "2023-12-03T19:18:04Z")
We can expect Melania to follow the example of Madam Nhu, or the Mmes. Baby Doc, and decamp to the fashion capitals of Europe with the boodle. Tended to by pool boys she can refer to as “my shirtless ones,” as a homage to Evita Peron. ---
**Author:** ![carrps](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carrps/32/2957_2.png) [@carrps](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrps)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5225 "2023-12-04T20:05:25Z")
Descamisados??? ---
**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5226 "2023-12-04T20:22:34Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Melania is weirdly the former president’s ride-or-die no matter what happens because she signed up for this. What is a “ride-or-die?” ---
**Author:** ![leahcim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b4bc9f/32.png) [@leahcim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leahcim)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5227 "2023-12-04T20:23:56Z")
> [@Procrustus](#): > > What is a “ride-or-die?” Basically, “on your side, come what may”. > **[Urban Dictionary: ride or die](https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ride%20or%20die)** > > when you are willing to do anything for someone you love or someone you really appreciate in your life. the person who you stand by in any problem and vice versa. the term "ride till the end or die trying" ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5228 "2023-12-04T21:38:58Z")
A slightly-better explanation (but honestly not a lot better, it’s poorly-referenced): > **[Ride-or-die chick](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ride-or-die_chick)** > > A "ride-or-die chick" is a neologism of the biker culture origin referring to a "woman willing to support her partner and his risky lifestyle despite how this might endanger or harm her." The woman may even take an active role as an accomplice and manifests a "willingness to help men in dangerous situations" and "a sense of shared risk."\[citation needed\] > The term "ride or die" initially had a different meaning. It comes from 1950s biker slang; The phrase originally meaning that if a biker couldn... ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2023, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5229 "2023-12-04T21:39:22Z")
> [@leahcim](#): > > Basically, “on your side, come what may”. "Get off this ride, and the leopards will come after YOUR face. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2023, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5230 "2023-12-05T02:41:03Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > decamp to the fashion capitals of Europe with the boodle. Yep. This is just what I would predict. She’ll be living the life while Trumpy boy sits in a cell or in the dirt. Nothing much will be heard from her - she’ll be a very rich, very private person. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2023, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5231 "2023-12-12T22:57:40Z")
Trump has released a new series of NFTs, and [some of them contain part of the suit he was arrested in](https://www.forbes.com/sites/tylerroush/2023/12/12/donald-trump-releases-mugshot-edition-digital-trading-cards-offers-pieces-of-suit-from-fulton-county-arrest/). ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5232 "2023-12-13T02:45:49Z")
It really surprises me how so many of his magatoflatearthers are of the evangelical “Catholics aren’t Christians because they have idols” sort, yet here they are falling for a grift of buying relics of their idol. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5233 "2023-12-13T13:17:10Z")
They just keep going lower and lower… 🙄 > **[Inside the Troll Army Waging Trump’s Online Campaign](https://www.nytimes.com/2023/12/13/us/politics/trump-meme-trolls-2024.html?unlocked_article_code=1.Fk0.nBeM.07PnNDmRL0EK&smid=url-share)** > > A team of meme-makers has been flooding social media with pro-Trump posts riddled with sexist and racist tropes. Donald Trump is cheering them on. > … > Mr. Heestand _[Bryan Heestand, a product engineer in Ohio who goes by the anonymous handle C3PMeme]_ doesn’t work for Mr. Trump, but he belongs to a small circle of video meme-makers who have effectively served as a shadow online ad agency for his presidential campaign. Led by a little-known podcaster and life coach, this meme team has spent much of the year flooding social media with content that lionizes the former president, promotes his White House bid and brutally denigrates his opponents. > > Much of the group, which refers to itself as Trump’s Online War Machine, operates anonymously, adopting the cartoonish aesthetic and unrelenting cruelty of internet trolls. > > Cheered on by Mr. Trump, the group traffics freely in misinformation, artificial intelligence and digital forgeries known as deepfakes. Its memes are riddled with racist stereotypes, demeaning tropes about L.G.B.T.Q. people and broad scatological humor. > … Also from the article: > The video, called “Let’s Get Ready to Bumble,” is a slick mash-up of President Biden’s verbal slip-ups and his stumbles set to a thumping 1990s dance track. And when it was played on a big screen at Trump rallies late last year, it consistently drew laughs and jeers from the crowd. > > But Donald J. Trump thought he could improve it. > > So the former president asked an adviser to pass along a few notes to one of the video’s creators: It should include a clip of the president falling off a bicycle, he suggested, and another of him flubbing a line in a recent speech. > … This is the guy that millions of people will vote for for president. 😬 ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5234 "2023-12-13T15:53:45Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > This is the guy that millions of people will vote for for president These voters would vote for a literal piece of shit stuck to the bottom of their shoe. They are emblematic of the failure of democracy. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5235 "2023-12-13T18:26:50Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > They are emblematic of the failure of democracy. Yup. But perhaps a failure of our education system. By not teaching how to think critically and not swallow anything shoved in their eyes and ears. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2023, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5236 "2023-12-13T22:43:31Z")
I have really been wondering how much home schooling has affected the way this country has been going lately. I know some kids who were homeschooled and there are a couple of them that frighten me a little bit. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5237 "2023-12-14T02:51:29Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > They are emblematic of the failure of democracy. I’d say it’s more emblematic of the failure of a constitutional democracy or presidential democracy, (especially when electoral voting is part of the system) but, for parliamentary democracies, not so much. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5238 "2023-12-14T14:35:29Z")
Trump revealed that he’s actually healthier than Obama. That’s what his physician told him, anyway. > **[Trump Compares Himself To Obama In Bonkers Boast About His Health](https://news.yahoo.com/trump-compares-himself-obama-bonkers-135120670.html)** > > The former president says he asked his doctor "who's healthier" out of him and his predecessor. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5239 "2023-12-14T14:39:38Z")
Didn’t he also claim to be taller than Obama? Barack even did him a favor and used to smoke and drink the occasional alcoholic beverage. Surely that handicap should have been enough?! ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2023, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5240 "2023-12-14T16:03:08Z")
Trump got four holes in one in a single golf game. And he wrote the Star Spangled Banner. Trump can heal lepers with one touch of his hand; he just chooses not to. Trump could win any olympics event he chose to enter. Trump has no cholesterol. Zero. Trumps medical test results are all positive. The most postive. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=261) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=263)