# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 267
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2023, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5321 "2023-12-27T23:58:25Z")
Don’t forget “pays for sex.” ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5322 "2023-12-28T00:00:55Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Strong man leader? He’s quite the opposite. It’s puzzling. Not really. They also have no strength. They want to be Trump. They admire him. And hope that by lying and coning they can be millionaires. What they are trying to do is ‘Money For Nothing and Your Chicks For Free’ What they can’t grasp is that Trump started with money, and has done very, very poorly with it. And Dire Straits had something they will never understand. They have talent. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5323 "2023-12-28T00:56:13Z")
I wonder how much money I could make with an app that said “Donald, stop whining” when you push a button. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5324 "2023-12-28T01:52:40Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > I wonder how much money I could make with an app that said “Donald, stop whining” when you push a button… I’d like one that alternates between (in a John Goodman voice) “Forget it, Donny, you’re out of your element!” And “Shut the fuck up Donny!” ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5325 "2023-12-28T02:04:19Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Strong man leader? Selling NFT’s looking like a strong man leader has to count for something. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5326 "2023-12-28T03:25:11Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > They want to be Trump. They admire him. And hope that by lying and coning they can be millionaires. As has been said before, Donald Trump is a poor man’s idea of a rich man, a weak man’s idea of a strong man and a stupid man’s idea of a smart man. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5327 "2023-12-28T03:30:28Z")
Trump took to Truth Social to wish everyone a warm Christmas wish. > **[Trump’s Christmas Message: ‘ROT IN HELL’](https://www.thedailybeast.com/trumps-christmas-message-rot-in-hell?ref=home%3Fref%3Dhome)** > > Trump took to Truth Social to wish everyone a warm Christmas wish, particularly Joe Biden, Jack Smith, and other world leaders. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5328 "2023-12-28T04:09:19Z")
Stay classy, Donny. 🙄 > [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > > [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > > > I wonder how much money I could make with an app that said “Donald, stop whining” when you push a button… > > I’d like one that alternates between (in a John Goodman voice) > “Forget it, Donny, you’re out of your element!” > And > “Shut the fuck up Donny!” And, with regard to his upcoming criminal trials, “You are entering a world of pain!” ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5329 "2023-12-28T07:10:28Z")
> [@dougrb](#): > > Trump took to Truth Social to wish everyone a warm Christmas wish. I read that message out loud to my wife as Mark Hamill’s Joker, as I saw suggested on this board before. (I do a reasonable impression.) She found the words actually enjoyable when done that way. The hardest part was not accidentally mentioning Batman at any point. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5330 "2023-12-28T07:42:32Z")
“Batman? I don’t know any Batman. Well, he sounds familiar; maybe I met him once. It would have been years ago. Maybe he brought me coffee, I dunno.” ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 8:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5331 "2023-12-28T08:09:53Z")
“Donald Trump is…The Condiment King!” Yes, that’s a real character (seriously) and that casting is just the shot in the arm that superhero movies need right now! ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5332 "2023-12-28T08:14:29Z")
And [here’s](https://batman.fandom.com/wiki/Condiment_King) a _Batman_ wiki article about him. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5333 "2023-12-28T08:18:00Z")
He was even in the Batman LEGO movie! Clearly a big shot! And he’s [Robert Pattinson’s favorite baddie.](https://www.cbr.com/the-batman-robert-pattinson-favorite-villain-condiment-king-dc/) Why yes, I do have too much free time today. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5334 "2023-12-28T12:23:12Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Trump shows no strength. He simps and fawns over dictators like a child meeting an NBA star. I still get choked up when I watch that commercial showing Trump giving a Diet Coke to Mean Joe Putin, who, in gratitude, throws Trump his shirt. And then rides off bare-chested on his horse. [https://www.google.com/search?q=mean+joe+green+coke+commercial&rlz=1C1GCEA\_enUS1050US1050&oq=mean+joe+green+coke+commercial&gs\_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCTk3MjVqMGoxNagCALACAA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#kpvalbx=\_LmiNZeHhPIaw5NoP-IWngAQ\_29](https://www.google.com/search?q=mean+joe+green+coke+commercial&rlz=1C1GCEA_enUS1050US1050&oq=mean+joe+green+coke+commercial&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOdIBCTk3MjVqMGoxNagCALACAA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#kpvalbx=_LmiNZeHhPIaw5NoP-IWngAQ_29) ---
**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5335 "2023-12-28T15:31:51Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Don’t forget “pays for sex.” They parse it as, “Bangs porn stars using this one clever trick!” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5336 "2023-12-28T17:01:02Z")
Now _there’s_ MAGA clickbait for you. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5337 "2023-12-28T17:03:35Z")
It may be the most Christian thing about him that he has a fondness for fallen women. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5338 "2023-12-28T17:05:42Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > “Donald Trump is…The Condiment King!” See this old post of mine: > [@What happens if Trump is indicted in Georgia? (Indicted on August 14, 2023)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/what-happens-if-trump-is-indicted-in-georgia-indicted-on-august-14-2023/979928/1041): > > We all know he’s The Condiment King. [[image] ](https://images-wixmp-ed30a86b8c4ca887773594c2.wixmp.com/f/43800469-8db2-4ea8-9c33-507d49c27e72/df3fdde-dd0de26c-4e19-4fed-8c79-31bf20b82535.jpg/v1/fill/w_1600,h_2000,q_75,strp/scapegoat_dc_storyverse___the_condiment_king_by_thescarletmercenary_df3fdde-fullview.jpg?token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.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.oTgyVQ7fD9iq-Fp_-ZICgkWpnex45eGjvxT5euNeF0I) We have official testimony of him splashing ketchup on walls after all. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5339 "2023-12-28T17:16:04Z")
> [@KarlGauss](#): > > As has been said before, Donald Trump is a poor man’s idea of a rich man, a weak man’s idea of a strong man and a stupid man’s idea of a smart man. John Mulaney has a good bit about this concept that dated from before trump was President. In fact, I bet that quote originated from, and was expanded upon from, the Mulaney bit. [“trump is what a hobo imagines a rich person to be”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQWAsWmBRF4). (Specific trump-related bit starts at about 1:00) ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2023, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5340 "2023-12-28T20:43:16Z")
The earliest I was able to trace it back was a Facebook page by “Carl Sagen.” Since his death was 1996 I suspect it it not the real one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=266) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=268)