# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 28
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/541 "2021-12-05T17:17:40Z")
Nah, they’re willing to kill for that cocksucker, not die. Never really enters into their thinking they may personally suffer any consequences (see Jan 6 idiots) ---
**Author:** ![SwissMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@SwissMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwissMan)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/542 "2021-12-05T18:46:58Z")
Given their vaccination rates, I imagine they are willing to both kill and die for him. ---
**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2021, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/543 "2021-12-05T21:15:27Z")
Trump is a cocksucker? I didn’t know he had any redeeming qualities. ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/544 "2021-12-06T00:47:57Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > And yet there are still those out there who are willing to die for this cocksucker.   And there are still those out there who are willing to pay big bux to hold their wedding receptions at his place! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/545 "2021-12-06T01:17:35Z")
The non-zero chance of the formerly orange doofus crashing their reception, which would be a good thing for them, likely figures into that. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/546 "2021-12-06T03:35:32Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Trump is a cocksucker? I didn’t know he had any redeeming qualities. I think he has people that do it for him. It’s just rebranded as Trump Cocksucking. Like Trump wine or steaks. ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/547 "2021-12-06T15:35:41Z")
He’s not just crashing weddings. He’s evaluating the couple. If he’s simpatico with the groom, if he’s sufficiently amoral and affluent, arrangements are made to swap the subsequent newborn with a trump clone, the surrogate mother being an illegal immigrant. It’s the boys from Mara Lago. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/548 "2021-12-06T15:50:36Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > It’s the boys from Mara Lago. ‘Nancy? Nancy?’ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/549 "2021-12-06T15:54:12Z")
> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#): > > He’s not just crashing weddings. He’s evaluating the couple. If he’s simpatico with the groom, if he’s sufficiently amoral and affluent, arrangements are made to swap the subsequent newborn with a trump clone, the surrogate mother being an illegal immigrant. It’s the boys from Mara Lago. - No grabbing the bride and bridesmaids by the pussy? No demanding _right of the first night_? He’s slipping. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/550 "2021-12-06T16:38:16Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > Trump is a cocksucker? I didn’t know he had any redeeming qualities. Where can I send my dry-cleaning bill? ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/551 "2021-12-06T16:53:06Z")
Personally, i’m offended at his 2021 Holiday Greeting Card: ( You just might want to cover yourselves with plastic tarps before viewing ) > **[Imgflip](https://imgflip.com/i/5wubt4)** ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/552 "2021-12-06T17:06:30Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > Personally, i’m offended at his 2021 Holiday Greeting Card: Poe’s Law in full effect. > **[Phallic ’Trump’ Christmas Card Is Insane Enough To Be The Real Thing](https://uproxx.com/viral/donald-trump-christmas-card-fake/)** > > It’s hard to know whether anything involving Donald Trump is real or satire, including his Christmas card. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/553 "2021-12-06T17:12:46Z")
Snerk. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/554 "2021-12-06T21:27:18Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > Personally, i’m offended at his 2021 Holiday Greeting Card: When I saw the preview of the photo, as a small thumbnail, it seriously looked like white male genitalia on a dark background. I couldn’t tell it was Trump in a tux until I zoomed in. And then it _really_ looked like white male genitalia. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2021, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/555 "2021-12-06T22:46:57Z")
… but Way Oversized, given that it was supposed to represent Jive-45. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/556 "2021-12-07T01:17:20Z")
"When asked for comment, Roger Stone was off in his bunk… " ---
**Author:** ![dropzone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dropzone/32/7515_2.png) [@dropzone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dropzone)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/557 "2021-12-07T01:50:57Z")
As Jayne Cobb said, [ https://imgur.com/t/be\_in\_my\_bunk/TAM6qw5](https://chrysaliscorporation.files.wordpress.com/2015/09/bunk.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/558 "2021-12-07T02:01:46Z")
Trump’s Crass-mas card: Can’t quite make out the detail, but is that the actual presidential seal in the corner? Isn’t it illegal to use that seal wrongfully? And isn’t that too-short coat and untucked shirt the same outfit he wore when he visited Queen Eliz a while back? > **[Why Donald Trump's White-Tie Outfit Looked So Wrong](https://www.esquire.com/style/mens-fashion/a27718121/donald-trump-white-tie-uk-state-visit/)** > > There’s one key problem—and it’s not his jacket. [![](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/gettyimages-1147874097.jpg) ](https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod.s3.amazonaws.com/images/gettyimages-1147874097.jpg) ETA: Ah so! Upon reading the UPROXX link several posts above, it is indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/559 "2021-12-07T02:08:10Z")
> [@Senegoid](#): > > Trump’s Crass-mas card: Can’t quite make out the detail, but is that the actual presidential seal in the corner? Isn’t it illegal to use that seal wrongfully? (Psst… It’s a parody photo, not a real one. I know where Trump is concerned, it’s hard to tell.) > **[Photo of Donald Trump manipulated on parody ‘Winter White House’ Christmas card](https://www.wusa9.com/article/news/verify/social-media/photo-of-donald-trump-manipulated-on-parody-winter-white-house-christmas-card/536-2aedd4a9-af08-499c-a51a-0042029ea3da)** > > Don’t trust everything you see on social media. The VERIFY team found this parody viral Christmas card made to look like it came from Donald Trump. It didn't. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2021, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/560 "2021-12-07T16:05:14Z")
The point is, it easily _could_ have. 😉 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=27) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=29)