# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 285
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5681 "2024-01-21T01:49:48Z")
Highlights from today’s Two Minutes Hate; > > > > > > ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5682 "2024-01-21T02:09:39Z")
I’m guessing he “aced” the Montreal Cognitive Assessment again. The same one my elderly aunt took to check to see if she needed to be in the locked dementia ward, instead of the regular long term care ward. She “aced” it too! So glad to know that Trump does not (Yet) need to be committed to a locked dementia ward for his own safety. The clock is ticking though. (Can he draw a clock? The jury is out) ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5683 "2024-01-21T02:42:52Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > I’m guessing he “aced” the Montreal Cognitive Assessment again. Or he’s remembering the test he (probably) lied about taking in summer 2020 and thinks that was “a few months ago”. Just like he thinks Obama is the current president, Biden is starting World War 2, Nikki Haley was Speaker of the House on 1/6, the capital of New Hampshire is “Conway”, Sioux Falls is in Iowa, Kansas City is in Kansas, E. Jean Carroll and Marla Maples are the same person who is currently his wife… ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5684 "2024-01-21T02:46:50Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Or he’s remembering the test he (probably) lied about taking in summer 2020 and thinks that was “a few months ago”. I think this is most likely, yes. He seems to have totally lost the plot on what is current, vs what happened in the distant past. I’m starting to think that he’s going to go downhill fairly rapidly at this point. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5685 "2024-01-21T03:09:09Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > He seems to have totally lost the plot on what is current, vs what happened in the distant past. For that matter, I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s called Melania “Marla” to her face at least five or six times. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5686 "2024-01-21T04:23:46Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Kansas City is in Kansas As someone who used to live in Kansas, I can assure you it is. > **[Kansas City, Kansas](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kansas_City,_Kansas)** > > Kansas City (abbreviated as KCK) is the third-most populous city in the U.S. state of Kansas and the county seat of Wyandotte County. It is an inner suburb of the older and more populous Kansas City, Missouri, after which it is named. As of the 2020 census, the population of the city was 156,607, making it one of four principal cities in the Kansas City metropolitan area. It is situated at Kaw Point, the junction of the Missouri and Kansas rivers. It is part of a consolidated In October 1872, "... It’s also in Missouri (in a bigger form). But I’ve been to Kansas City, KS. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5687 "2024-01-21T04:28:12Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > As someone who used to live in Kansas, I can assure you it is. Only one of those Kansas Cities is where the Chiefs play, though. [![](https://www.si.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_700/MTcwMTkyMjU4OTEyNDk1NDE2/trump-tweet.webp) ](https://www.si.com/.image/c_limit%2Ccs_srgb%2Cq_auto:good%2Cw_700/MTcwMTkyMjU4OTEyNDk1NDE2/trump-tweet.webp) ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5688 "2024-01-21T04:31:30Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Only one of those Kansas Cities is where the Chiefs play, though. Sure, Trump screwed up but that’s not what you referenced. If you’d said “Chiefs play in Kansas” your criticism would have been spot on. As it is you called him out by stating something that’s actually true. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5689 "2024-01-21T04:35:35Z")
Even true things, once spoken by Donald Jenius Trump, become false. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5690 "2024-01-21T04:42:15Z")
In a bigly way! ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5691 "2024-01-21T04:45:12Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Even true things, once spoken by Donald Jenius Trump, become false. 🙂 If I heard him say that water was wet, my first thought would be that I had somehow missed the news story confirming that water was actually and officially no longer wet by any measure. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5692 "2024-01-21T04:48:38Z")
When Orange Traitorous says someting inane and when called on it, he then says he was only joking, I wonder if any of his herd of followers can provide a joke he’s ever said in his entire life. I grew up on the East Coast back in the 60s & 70s. Everyone knew who–and what–he was. What never happened was him telling a joke. You know who else doesn’t tell jokes? Right, _all the other sociopaths_. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5693 "2024-01-21T04:53:58Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > If I heard him say that water was wet I believe you mean “big water ocean water” or “the wettest we’ve ever seen from the standpoint of water”. > **[Trump calls Florence 'one of the wettest we've ever seen from the standpoint...](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/trump-calls-florence-wettest-standpoint-water/story?id=57930056)** > > President Donald thanked first responders in a Twitter video where he described Florence as “tough” one of the “wettest” hurricanes ever. > ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5694 "2024-01-21T05:01:50Z")
From the standpoint of water! Like, somebody went and asked water what it thought and the water was like “I’m water so I know all about wetness but JFC is it ever wet out there right now! Way wetter than I could ever be!” This ultra-wet water must be what Trump was referring to when he mentioned how magnets stop working when they get wet. Once they are wet _from the standpoint of water_ they are done for. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5695 "2024-01-21T06:49:58Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Or he’s remembering the test he (probably) lied about taking in summer 2020 and thinks that was “a few months ago”. Person, man, woman, camera, TV, I think we ALL passed that test if it’s a matter of remembering that short list. ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5696 "2024-01-21T08:01:51Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > Biden is starting World War 2, To nitpick, WW2 is not technically over. China never areed to end it with Japan. So Biden could, in theory re-inflame the long cooling coals of that conflict. I doubt Germany will be that interested in rejoining, though. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5697 "2024-01-21T08:13:58Z")
> [@scudsucker](#): > > To nitpick, WW2 is not technically over. China never areed to end it with Japan. Well, if by “China” you mean the polity that the Allies recognized as the legitimate government of China in 1945, then the ROC signed the Treaty of Taipei with Japan in 1952. > **[Treaty of Taipei](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treaty_of_Taipei)** > > The Sino-Japanese Peace Treaty (Chinese: 中日和平條約; Japanese: 日華平和条約), formally the Treaty of Peace between the Republic of China and Japan (Chinese: 中華民國與日本國間和平條約; Japanese: 日本国と中華民国との間の平和条約) and commonly known as the Treaty of Taipei (Chinese: 台北和約), was a peace treaty between Japan and the Republic of China (ROC) signed in Taipei, Taiwan on 28 April 1952, and took effect on August 5 the same year, marking the formal end of the Second Sino-Japanese War (1937–1945). > Neither the Republic of China n... ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5698 "2024-01-21T16:50:49Z")
And of course Trump knew _that._ ---
**Author:** ![Al128](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/al128/32/16541_2.png) [@Al128](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al128)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5699 "2024-01-21T16:57:51Z")
i bet one kg of expired and freezerburned trump steaks on that! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2024, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/5700 "2024-01-21T19:00:42Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > Can he draw a clock? aside: How long will it be until how to read a clockface is no longer taught and this test will be useless? When that skill goes the way of cursive handwriting? /aside [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=284) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=286)