# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

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**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> Stewardess, I speak wingnut!

I salute your reference to one of the greatest movies of all time.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6145 "2024-03-12T12:18:49Z")

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[Damn traitor announced he’ll pardon all the other traitors who went to jail for their part in his insurrection](https://www.aol.com/news/trump-vows-free-jan-6-031421963.html).

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
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And in other Today’s Pissed Off News, Orban blabbed about Trump’s Great Plan To End The War In Ukraine In 24 Hours.

As we all expected, it’s “Abandon Ukraine to Russia”.

> **[Trump will not give a penny to Ukraine - Hungary PM Orban](https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68533351)**
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> "He will not give a penny" and the Russia-Ukraine war will end, claims Viktor Orban after meeting Donald Trump.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
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Yeah, but he’d promise to end the war. And we know he always keeps his promises.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6148 "2024-03-12T13:34:17Z")

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> And we know he always keeps his promises.

Well, he did promise to end it in “24 hours”, but he’ll still screw that part up, because Europe won’t go along with just abandoning Ukraine. If anything, his plan would just prolong the agony.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6149 "2024-03-12T14:54:20Z")

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I supose he thinks the 1/6 families will vote for him if he promises to release them. I bet some of them want them want them to stay in prison and are relocating to stay away from those assholes.

Trump still things that trying to overthrow the government is just fine.

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
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> [@Jihi](#):
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> we all know what he did to the border bill and he just gets up on stage and acts like we don’t all know that?

His MAGAt supporters don’t know that. He’s not speaking to you or me. He’s speaking to the brainwashed and/or moronic folks that will vote for him. They are in a fact-free bubble.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6151 "2024-03-12T17:12:15Z")

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Considering how much we know about him and what he shares, Trump is barely a “private” citizen anymore.

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**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6152 "2024-03-12T17:38:31Z")

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And it really doesn’t matter if all the classified material was recovered (was it, we will never know). Some was in a bathroom that had a copy machine it. Doesn’t everyone put a copy machine in their bathroom?

And of course, his little mind may have actually remembered something.

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**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\
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> [@enipla](#):
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> Doesn’t everyone put a copy machine in their bathroom?

Well, you already have your pants down, what better time to photocopy your hiney for a hilarious prank?

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6154 "2024-03-12T17:40:32Z")

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> [@enipla](#):
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> Doesn’t everyone put a copy machine in their bathroom?

_🎶if I were a rich man… 🎶_

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6155 "2024-03-12T17:56:56Z")

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Since Dumpster Fire has installed his daughter-in-law as head of the RNC, she has fired a huge number of employees there in an attempt to root out anyone who actually has a brain and a conscience. Some of them have been told that they can reapply for their jobs, if they wish. Another step toward the eventual destruction of the Republican party. Second order of business: Use RNC money to pay Trump’s legal bills. Yes, please. Let’s bankrupt the RNC as soon as possible.

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Nice segue into this [YouTube short](https://youtube.com/shorts/UmuO4_Y19co?si=OpAclqalfYifZUPS) that I stumbled across. Anyone care to take a flier on whether this is true? Was there ever a _whiff_ of this while he was in the WH?

For those who never click on video links, this is a _brief_ but graphic description of Donnie’s incontinence problems on _The Apprentice_ and what it took to (1) set him off (e.g., rage at seeing the word _arbitrage_ on the teleprompter) and (2) clean him up ( the job of a lucky staffer they nicknamed “Wet Wipes.”)  
Note: don’t watch while eating.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6157 "2024-03-12T18:14:21Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> she has fired a huge number of employees there in an attempt to root out anyone who actually has a brain and a conscience. Some of them have been told that they can reapply for their jobs, if they wish.

I wonder (not really, that’s just a rhetorical opener) if they’re giving any consideration to institutional knowledge while they’re slashing and burning. Losing the people who not only know “That’s how we’ve always done it”, but also **why** that’s how we’ve always done it can kill an organization overnight. Idiots always think things are simpler than they really are, and then they screw things up because they didn’t know that Marge in Accounting was the only one who knew who to talk to to rent the Grange Hall for a campaign event.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [March 12, 2024, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6158 "2024-03-12T18:16:17Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> I wonder (not really, that’s just a rhetorical opener) if they’re giving any consideration to institutional knowledge while they’re slashing and burning. Losing the people who not only know “That’s how we’ve always done it”, but also **why** that’s how we’ve always done it can kill an organization overnight. Idiots always think things are simpler than they really are, and then they screw things up because they didn’t know that Marge in Accounting was the only one who knew who to talk to to rent the Grange Hall for a campaign event.

I can hardly wait for the tell-all books to hit the stands. When you jerk someone’s livelihood out from under them, loyalty goes in the toilet.

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> consideration

From Lara Trump?

From any Trump?

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They should’ve kept the wipes and flushed Donnie.

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> [@enipla](#):
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> It’s very bad form for a pilot to not file a flight plan. Someone must know where that went.

It was the flight to DC where his nibs was trying to negotiate his way out of the classified docs jam. Best guess is his golf club in Bedminster.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/E1YXhcNceYg/hqdefault.jpg "BOMBSHELL: Longtime Trump ally cooperates AGAINST Trump ahead of criminal trial") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1YXhcNceYg)

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Second order of business: Use RNC money to pay Trump’s legal bills. Yes, please. Let’s bankrupt the RNC as soon as possible.

That’s a sure-fired way of getting more donors to give you money. Why wouldn’t they just send it directly to Trump?

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That’s not how three-dimensional chess is played.

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