# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 317
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6324 "2024-03-29T07:51:27Z")
Oh, I’m sorry. It really did pop up enough that it made me start wondering. So at least you know I’m reading your posts! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6325 "2024-03-29T08:07:57Z")
Never mind. MAGAts still believe that Trump won the election in 2020. They also believe that the earth is flat, that Bigfoot roams the northwest, and that Democrats cheat. None of which are true, of course, but hey, they’re MAGATs, so any crazy conspiracy theory will work. That Democratic guy who was running in a special election in Buttfuck, Missouri this week? Cheated. Somebody knew a guy who knew another guy who dumped off 11,000 ballots at midnight. Yeah, right. Give me a fucking break. Listen Republicans: If your candidate loses, it’s not because the Democratic candidate is better. It’s because the Republican candidate sucks. ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6326 "2024-03-29T10:42:32Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > …that Bigfoot roams the northwest… Listen, I’ve seen videos, okay? ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6327 "2024-03-29T11:06:18Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Since he’s hawking a Bible containing said constitution, doesn’t that mean his followers should, just like he does, ignore the Bible, too? His second favourite book after Mein Kampf. According to his first wife, he used to keep that one on his night stand. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6328 "2024-03-29T12:40:10Z")
He uses it as a to-do list. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6329 "2024-03-29T13:48:09Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > I just did a search of the boards for _magatoflatearth_ and _magatflatearth_. Turns out I’m the only one who’s posted those I ‘invented’ ‘kilobucks’ after hearing ‘megabucks’ for years. I thought we needed a term for thousands of dollars. (Anyway, I’d never read or heard ‘kilobucks’ until I started using it.) I’ve seen one other person use it here on the Boards. > [@Spoons](#): > > Bigfoot roams the northwest, Bigfoot saw me once. No one believed him. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6330 "2024-03-29T14:32:19Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I’d never read or heard ‘kilobucks’ until I started using it. I like that. In my perfect world, you’d make a tiny honorarium every time someone used a term you invented. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6331 "2024-03-29T15:00:30Z")
Looks like the first time I used it here was in January 2000, right after I joined. I’d been using it before then. A [search](https://boards.straightdope.com/search?q=kilobucks%20order%3Alatest) says there are 50+ results. ---
**Author:** ![Borborygmi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/borborygmi/32/217_2.png) [@Borborygmi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Borborygmi)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6332 "2024-03-29T19:00:39Z")
Let’s go to the quarry and throw kilomagatoflatearthbucks down there! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6333 "2024-03-29T20:53:37Z")
And who says a newbie would have a hard time understanding vintage Dopers? Ha, first time I found that quarry amusing, congrats! I started to make a paragraph made up of nothing but dopey clichés (yes, there was some burning of your dog…) , but I realized it’d be way too much fun and that I’d be spending at least a half hour on it… So I leave it to someone who doesn’t have to make dinner before he’s due at the bar to watch Gonzaga bucketyball. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6334 "2024-03-29T21:12:51Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I ‘invented’ ‘kilobucks’ after hearing ‘megabucks’ for years. I thought we needed a term for thousands of dollars. Not to brag, but I am a kilonaire several times over. My net worth is literally in the tens of kilobucks (low tens, but still). ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6335 "2024-03-29T21:12:55Z")
> [@digs](#): > > I started to make a paragraph made up of nothing but dopey clichés (yes, there was some burning of your dog…) , but I realized it’d be way too much fun and that I’d be spending at least a half hour on it… There would be many 1920’s style death rays, Marianas trenches, and horses weirdly attending college with other people… Points to anyone who gets those. Oh and Opalcat will get brought up at least once. This is technically a hijack though entertaining to consider. I’m not going to make the thread but if someone else does I might participate. Leaving hijack alone now. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6336 "2024-03-29T21:19:47Z")
Trump posts a picture of Biden bound and gagged in the back of a vehicle. [https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-posts-image-of-joe-biden-kidnapped-and-bound-with-rope](https://www.meidastouch.com/news/trump-posts-image-of-joe-biden-kidnapped-and-bound-with-rope) What does the Secret Service do when one protectee incites violence against another protectee? ---
**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6337 "2024-03-29T21:23:16Z")
> [@solost](#): > > > [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > > > I ‘invented’ ‘kilobucks’ after hearing ‘megabucks’ for years. I thought we needed a term for thousands of dollars. > > Not to brag, but I am a kilonaire several times over. My net worth is literally in the tens of kilobucks (low tens, but still). Have I ever mentioned that my annual income is in the high seven digits… with a decimal point. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6338 "2024-03-29T21:38:13Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > What does the Secret Service do when one protectee incites violence against another protectee? Probably about as much as the Republican Congress did when a sitting President incited violence against a sitting Vice President. Which is to say, nothing really. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6339 "2024-03-29T21:56:16Z")
Yet another example of Trump normalizing violence over emphasizing peace and the Democratic process. I wish the secret service could just gag Trump. Like literally, with a rope and ball. ---
**Author:** ![excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e8c25b/32.png) [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/excavating_for_a_mind)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6340 "2024-03-29T23:06:48Z")
> [@Jihi](#): > > … > I wish the secret service could just gag Trump. Like literally, with a rope and ball. I’d prefer old socks and duct tape. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6341 "2024-03-29T23:11:16Z")
Duct tape sounds good. But only if he grows a beard first. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2024, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6342 "2024-03-29T23:54:08Z")
> [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](#): > > > [@Jihi](#): > > > > … > > I wish the secret service could just gag Trump. Like literally, with a rope and ball. > > I’d prefer old socks and duct tape. Really? Pretty dark, dude. Not saying I disapprove 😄 > **[Socks (cat)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socks_(cat))** > > Socks (c. 1989 – February 20, 2009) was the pet cat of the Clinton family, the first family of the United States from 1993 to 2001. An adopted stray cat, he was the pet of the Clintons during the early years of the administration, and his likeness hosted the children's version of the White House website, alongside the Clintons' dog, Buddy. After Clinton left office, Socks resided with former Clinton secretary Betty Currie and her husband, owing to continuing conflicts with Buddy. > Socks was li... ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6343 "2024-03-30T00:23:08Z")
🤣 That cat has been dead for 15 years? I approve. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=316) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=318)