# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 318
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6344 "2024-03-30T00:36:29Z")
Seconded. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6345 "2024-03-30T00:43:38Z")
Please clarify. Do you approve that Socks is dead because you don’t like cats, or because you DO like the mental image of the America-hating fuckstick with a dead cat stuffed in his mouth? ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6346 "2024-03-30T00:50:09Z")
No more talk of dead cats, please. Thank you. Tikva and EC thank you, too. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6347 "2024-03-30T01:17:44Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > Please clarify. Do you approve that Socks is dead because you don’t like cats, or because you DO like the mental image of the America-hating fuckstick with a dead cat stuffed in his mouth? The 2nd of course. I’m a proud parents of two dogs and one cat. I would never make light over the death of an animal. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6348 "2024-03-30T01:47:11Z")
> [@Jihi](#): > > There would be many 1920’s style death rays, Marianas trenches, and horses weirdly attending college with other people… Points to anyone who gets those. Oh and Opalcat will get brought up at least once. I got those, so I guess I get points. And while Opalcat might be brought up once, she will still only be number 3 on the list. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6349 "2024-03-30T01:51:50Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > And while Opalcat might be brought up once, she will still only be number 3 on the list. Yep. And the first two entries on that list will be entirely unrelated to Opalcat. ---
**Author:** ![excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e8c25b/32.png) [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/excavating_for_a_mind)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6350 "2024-03-30T02:16:17Z")
I have to admit, I had a reference to the Clinton’s cat in my original post, but I edited it out because I felt it might just be a bit dark, even for the pit. I guess I don’t know my audience. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6351 "2024-03-30T02:22:01Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > And while Opalcat might be brought up once, she will still only be number 3 on the list. No shame in a bronze medal. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6352 "2024-03-30T02:42:09Z")
Rump pisses me off because somehow he always finds a way to ruin the [Spring Holiday Season…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RbP_tq5gE0) ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6353 "2024-03-30T14:21:35Z")
> [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](#): > > I have to admit, I had a reference to the Clinton’s cat in my original post, but I edited it out because I felt it might just be a bit dark, even for the pit. I guess I don’t know my audience. Well, I (for one) thank you. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6354 "2024-03-30T15:19:00Z")
Sorry if I bummed you out with a dead cat joke. I’m a cat lover too. We currently have eight in the house right now! Two are family members; then we have a mom and 5 tiny kittens that Mrs. Solost is fostering for an animal shelter. The kittens have jut hit the peak of max cuteness stage where they are jumping around and playing and wrestling each other. Totes adorbes. Ok, kitty talk over. I now return the thread to trump outrage… ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6355 "2024-03-30T15:36:50Z")
I confess to being hypersensitive about such things. Generally this board is a bunch of cat lovers, but they also love dark dark humor. Give those kitties some nose boops from me. /hijack ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6356 "2024-03-30T16:14:27Z")
Trump has violated his gag order… [Again!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=badYfZ2vpMs) ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6357 "2024-03-30T16:17:03Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Give those kitties some nose boops from me My last cat used to ensure I was awake and ready to feed him by inserting a single claw into my nostril in the morning. It worked, of course, and I would wish the same on Trump. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6358 "2024-03-30T16:19:38Z")
But why would you wish that duty on some poor innocent cat? ---
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6359 "2024-03-30T16:32:05Z")
It’s just one claw. And cats are fastidious in cleaning themselves. Admittedly, he was an asshole of a cat, but I really loved him. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6360 "2024-03-30T16:33:22Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > Trump has violated his gag order… [Again!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=badYfZ2vpMs) Non-video summary? ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6361 "2024-03-30T16:38:50Z")
> [@excavating\_for\_a\_mind](#): > > > [@Jihi](#): > > > > … > > I wish the secret service could just gag Trump. Like literally, with a rope and ball. > > I’d prefer old socks and duct tape. No, I’d prefer Rosie O’Donnell’s underwear and gorilla glue. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6362 "2024-03-30T16:55:06Z")
Huh. I already wrote the new Book of the Bible which covers Trump in a biblical manner: > **[The Book of COVID](https://thewaythingsought2b.substack.com/p/the-book-of-covid?r=4yeux&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&triedRedirect=true)** > > America's recent history written as an Old Testament pastiche ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6363 "2024-03-30T16:56:45Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Non-video summary? > **[DA suggests Donald Trump violated gag order with post about daughter of...](https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-juan-merchan-gag-order-hush-money-criminal-trial-7c206b99b28541d1334140844b240587)** > > Manhattan prosecutors are suggesting that Donald Trump violated a gag order in his hush-money criminal case this week by assailing the judge’s daughter. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=317) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=319)