# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 319
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6364 "2024-03-30T17:05:48Z")
> [@Jihi](#): > > I fully expect these Bibles to randomly burst into flames at some point. > [@Jihi](#): > > What I also found interesting is that no one seems to know exactly who’s printing these books now. Tesla? ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6365 "2024-03-30T17:13:17Z")
> [@BobLibDem](#): > > No, I’d prefer Rosie O’Donnell’s underwear and gorilla glue. I’ll see you… and raise you Barack Obama’s underwear and duct tape. > [@Jihi](#): > > What I also found interesting is that no one seems to know exactly who’s printing these books now. There’s no publisher on record according to the news article and no one has come forward to say how this is being done. [Church Lady] “Could it be… Satan…?” [/Church Lady] ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6366 "2024-03-30T19:08:51Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > But why would you wish that duty on some poor innocent cat? No need to involve an actual cat. This would do the job nicely. [![](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/e42de6_17d22f216a0b4a1496d35b92a5bcd869~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_480,h_469,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/e42de6_17d22f216a0b4a1496d35b92a5bcd869~mv2.jpg) ](https://static.wixstatic.com/media/e42de6_17d22f216a0b4a1496d35b92a5bcd869~mv2.jpg/v1/fill/w_480,h_469,al_c,q_80,usm_0.66_1.00_0.01,enc_auto/e42de6_17d22f216a0b4a1496d35b92a5bcd869~mv2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6367 "2024-03-30T19:28:02Z")
You’re definitely more artistic than I am. Still, if you inserted the hook through the medulla oblongata, and then pulled it with rope over a branch from a tow hook to some 40-50 odd feet in the air… tying a loop on the end to a lower branch of a tree so it would stay…you might get top marks for creativity. /s ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6368 "2024-03-30T21:22:23Z")
There’s at least one major newspaper that understands what’s at stake this year: [Our Trump reporting upsets some readers, but there aren’t two sides to facts: Letter from the Editor - cleveland.com](https://www.cleveland.com/news/2024/03/our-trump-reporting-upsets-some-readers-but-there-arent-two-sides-to-facts-letter-from-the-editor.html) ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2024, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6369 "2024-03-30T21:52:57Z")
A song for [Donnie](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4cTA-mdbNkE)… ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6370 "2024-03-31T01:23:37Z")
Maybe not the best vocalist out there, but, damn that was good. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6371 "2024-03-31T08:11:52Z")
> [@Jihi](#): > > The 2nd of course. I’m a proud parents of two dogs and one cat. I would never make light over the death of an animal. Now, 102. > **[101 Uses for a Dead Cat](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/101_Uses_for_a_Dead_Cat)** > > 101 Uses for a Dead Cat, by Simon Bond (1947–2011), was a bestselling collection of macabre cartoons. The book was promoted with the tag line, "Since time immemorial mankind has been plagued by the question, 'What do you do with a dead cat?'" It consisted of cartoons depicting the bodies of dead cats being used for various purposes, including anchoring boats, sharpening pencils and holding bottles of wine. > First published in the UK in 1981 as A Hundred and One Uses for a Dead Cat, the collection... ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6372 "2024-03-31T09:31:39Z")
_Saturday Night Live_ had a [pretty good take on Tan the Conman’s latest grift](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxhwjPgJGbU). ---
**Author:** ![Stratocaster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stratocaster/32/16393_2.png) [@Stratocaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stratocaster)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6373 "2024-03-31T12:31:33Z")
That was great, and his Trump is spot-on, as is the phraseology. “I love Bible.” ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6374 "2024-03-31T14:14:54Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > [101 Uses for a Dead Cat - Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/101_Uses_for_a_Dead_Cat) Wow. I have that book. At least I’m pretty sure I still do. I bought it when it was first published. ---
**Author:** ![Red\_Wiggler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/red_wiggler/32/13190_2.png) [@Red\_Wiggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Wiggler)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6375 "2024-03-31T15:02:06Z")
Bouncing into the future, should Drumpf win in November, he will make a speech claiming his entitlement to a third term _before Inauguration Day_. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6376 "2024-03-31T19:28:14Z")
Thank you! I just found his work the other day… and its the album I needed… ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6377 "2024-03-31T19:52:36Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Wow. I have that book. At least I’m pretty sure I still do. I bought it when it was first published I thought you meant Trump said “I bought it when it was first published” referring to the bible. 😐 Neutral face is all I have for him anymore. Nothing is over the top or surprising. ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6378 "2024-03-31T20:16:38Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > I thought you meant Trump said “I bought it when it was first published” referring to the bible. 😐 Neutral face is all I have for him anymore. Nothing is over the top or surprising. The most damning thing about Trump is that this misinterpretation is 100% believable. And let’s not forget this is the guy who thought there were airports around during the American revolution and WW2 still on horizon. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2024, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6379 "2024-03-31T20:19:16Z")
> [@Stratocaster](#): > > That was great, and his Trump is spot-on, as is the phraseology. > > “I love Bible.” Yes, James Austin Johnson has the phraseology down cold, peppering his speech with “from the standpoint of” and “the like of which no one has ever seen” and of course “bing bing bing bong.” While watching, I was marginally annoyed to realize that Trump fans probably loved the image of him emerging from the cave as the stone rolls aside. To them it’s completely appropriate and accurate—he IS God’s Chosen, after all. ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2024, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6380 "2024-04-01T04:26:05Z")
Several days ago, I saw a cartoon where Trump sees a cross, draped in purple, and thinks it’s his initial. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2024, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6381 "2024-04-03T02:05:41Z")
During the Two Minutes Hate, Loser Donald says he spoke to and consoled the family of a Michigan woman who was murdered by her boyfriend but which he has chosen to blame on immigration. Her family says he never spoke to any of them and is making the entire conversation up. > > **['He did not speak with any of us': Slain woman's sister shocked by Trump...](https://www.rawstory.com/rubia-garcia-trump/)** > > Former President Donald Trump on Tuesday held a campaign rally in Grand Rapids, Michigan to drum up support as the presumptive Republican nominee as the campaign heads into the Nov. 5 presidential election.As he pinned much of his talking points on... > **['Abhorrent': Trump shredded for claiming he spoke to murdered woman's family](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-ruby-garcia/)** > > Former President Donald Trump made migrant crime a centerpiece of his speech with law enforcement in Grand Rapids, Michigan — and particularly the case of Ruby Garcia, a young woman believed to have been murdered by an immigrant.But aside from... ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2024, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6382 "2024-04-03T03:03:43Z")
Look at the crap he pulled and has gotten widespread, damn near universal (and by _damn near universal_ I mean _universal_) support from the magatflatearthers for attending the funeral of a police officer. This, of course, is after he sicced a crowd on the Capitol and said crowd, which he congratulated and promised to pardon, attacked police officers there. This will be, sadly, yet another nothing burder from Tan the Conman. There will be no actual consequence for him. Hell, his supporters will likely start harassing the family that said he didn’t talk to them. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2024, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6383 "2024-04-03T04:06:07Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Hell, his supporters will likely start harassing the family that said he didn’t talk to them. For that matter, can you imagine Trump actually trying to “console” a deceased person’s family? He’d spend 15 minutes telling them how great this is going to be for his campaign, go off on a tangent whining about Biden and the 2020 election and windmills, then autograph a photo of the deceased and tell the grieving family to “have a good time”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=318) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=320)