# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 321
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6404 "2024-04-05T20:20:53Z")
These days? Impossible to tell. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6405 "2024-04-05T21:05:05Z")
Dammit, another Onion article sabotaged by the truth. Also, many people are saying,“… the Total Eclipse is a plot by Biden to sneak tens of thousands of immigrants over the border at Eagle Pass, Texas, when the lights go out.” ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6406 "2024-04-05T21:08:12Z")
Well, I’m sure the Jewish space lasers can control the path of the sun AND moon. BTW, Shabbat shalom. ---
**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6407 "2024-04-05T21:22:59Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > BTW, Shabbat shalom. And also to you. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6408 "2024-04-05T21:23:08Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > Also, many people are saying,“… the Total Eclipse is a plot by Biden to sneak tens of thousands of immigrants over the border at Eagle Pass, Texas, when the lights go out.” You know, I’ve seen it mentioned twice in the last hour. There might be some truth to that. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2024, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6409 "2024-04-05T21:49:31Z")
> [@Akaj](#): > > You know, I’ve seen it mentioned twice in the last hour. There might be some truth to that. Well, Marge-Three-Toes says it is [too.](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marjorie-taylor-greene-eclipse-earthquake_n_66102752e4b04fa3961488c2) Then again, she also said that the 4.8 earthquake today is God telling us all to [fall on our knees and repent.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-nyc-earthquake-sign-god-b2524196.html) Evidently some village in GA threw out their idiot & sent it to Washington. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6410 "2024-04-06T00:29:19Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Well, I’m sure the Jewish space lasers can control the path of the sun AND moon. > > BTW, Shabbat shalom. Hey. I’m pronouncing it wrong but… Shabbat shalom. [I’m an Atheist, but…](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6lFTD9O-XMw) ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6411 "2024-04-06T01:05:37Z")
I was being a bit disrespectful by implying that Jewish space lasers created the eclipse in support of Biden (because he and The Jews are in each other’s pockets)… and then adding the Shabbat greeting in an offhand way because Jews are lurking and watching everywhere, don’tcha know. It loses something when ya hafta 'splain it. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6412 "2024-04-06T01:10:30Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > It loses something when ya hafta 'splain it. Way back when I read someone’s description of explaining a joke as like breaking a butterfly on a wheel. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6413 "2024-04-06T01:20:28Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > Well, Marge-Three-Toes says it is [too.](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/marjorie-taylor-greene-eclipse-earthquake_n_66102752e4b04fa3961488c2) So a highly predictable eclipse, and a minor earthquake with little to no damage is a sign that Americans should repent. But a plague that killed a million people with the brunt carried by people who worship an anti-christ like figure who was the head of our country? Nah, just bad luck. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6414 "2024-04-06T01:56:03Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > It loses something when ya hafta 'splain it. I made it possible for John Lennon to play in your house on a Friday Night. Differences of opinions on religion aside, I think that any creator would smile at that. Be Well! ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6415 "2024-04-06T02:56:35Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > It loses something when ya hafta 'splain it. Explaining a joke is like disecting a frog; you can learn from it, but the patient tends not to survive. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6416 "2024-04-06T09:52:54Z")
> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#): > > > [@ThelmaLou](#): > > > > BTW, Shabbat shalom. > > And also to you. And with your spirit. 🤠 ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6417 "2024-04-06T11:45:36Z")
Et cum spiritu tuo. 🙏🏻 ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6418 "2024-04-06T12:51:20Z")
Pottymouth! 😯 ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6419 "2024-04-06T16:46:59Z")
[Cum cakes](https://youtu.be/55oRa7u3dGo?t=209) 😀 ---
**Author:** ![Disinfectus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/disinfectus/32/11085_2.png) [@Disinfectus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disinfectus)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6420 "2024-04-06T17:19:04Z")
> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#): > > Then again, she also said that the 4.8 earthquake today is God telling us all to [fall on our knees and repent.](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/marjorie-taylor-greene-nyc-earthquake-sign-god-b2524196.html) Considering that the epicenter was pretty much Trump’s Bedminster Golf Course, I think God was telling us something else entirely. ---
**Author:** ![Tatterdemalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/43a26b/32.png) [@Tatterdemalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tatterdemalion)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6421 "2024-04-06T17:45:51Z")
I lost track here, Is this a trump thread? > [@Oxford High school shooting in Michigan \[1-DEC-2021\]](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/oxford-high-school-shooting-in-michigan-1-dec-2021/955294/196): > > Maybe, but I’m pretty sure the way it’s actually going to go is “They’re coming down hard on you because you have provided ample evidence that not only do you lack remorse, you are a violent man who may be a danger to society if released.” ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6422 "2024-04-06T17:46:53Z")
According to the timestamp, that’s been up for an hour now and clicked on six times. Dare I? ---
**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2024, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6423 "2024-04-06T18:04:27Z")
Yeah, I should have said it’s just an amusing Colbert bit. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=320) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=322)