# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

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**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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> [@smithsb](#):
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> Perhaps they could just change a few letters: DULLARD Airport.
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> (Not sure he’d get it though)

DOTARD. Isn’t that his lover’s pet name for him, after all?

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
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So, today on CNN, this idiot is saying Democrats support abortion **“up to and beyond”** 9 months.

This time I’m not kidding. I’d laugh if it wasn’t so tragic.

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I could back the “beyond” part for a certain family.

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> So, today on CNN, this idiot is saying Democrats support abortion **“up to and beyond”** 9 months.

He says that a lot. It’s really quite remarkable. But, as i recall, we’re supposed to take him seriously and not literally.

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The sad thing is there’s no small number of people who believe it when he says that Democrats advocate executing (his word) newborn children.

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I hate defending the guy, but some women’s pregnancies _do_ last more than exactly nine months.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
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That’s true. But he’s made it clear he believes Democrats support murdering babies after birth.

actual quote:

> TRUMP: “Democrats are aggressively pushing late-term abortion allowing children to be ripped from their mother’s womb, right up until the moment of birth. The baby is born and you wrap the baby beautifully and you talk to the mother about the possible execution of the baby.”

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My insurance must not have covered post-birth execution; I don’t recall that.

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Most insurance won’t cover it because it’s very expensive to wrap the baby beautifully.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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That’s because nobody ever heard of wrapping babies before, don’t you know, sir? (He says with tears in his eyes.)

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Shrink wrap? Beautifully decorated shrink wrap?

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> > [@eschereal](#):
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> > In response to Rs’ efforts to rename Dulles airport, some Ds have introduced a bill [to attach that guy’s name to](https://www.axios.com/2024/04/05/democrats-donald-trump-rename-prison-miami) the Miami Correctional Facility.
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> I could get behind that idea.

People are in prison because they believe that laws don’t apply to them.

What could possibly be more appropriate than to name a prison after the patron saint of “No laws apply to me”-ism?

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From Donald at Truth Social:

> [@](#):
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> You know the Democrats are “reeling” when they have no response to my recent Statement on Abortion, other than, “He’s only kidding. He will change it” or, “He won’t do that, he’ll do something else.”

Gee, I wonder why they think that? Could it be that they know you? He’s posting a _lot_ about this, especially pissed at Lindsey Graham for daring to oppose him and pounding the “states’ rights” button. Maybe he doesn’t know that “states’ rights” was just a cover for the federal ban his base wants. Or maybe he thinks he can “nudge-nudge wink-wink” the base with this statement. He apparently thought he could put out this statement and the issue would go away for him.

Of course there’s also this:

> [@](#):
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> Great love and compassion must be shown when even thinking about the subject of LIFE, but at the same time we must use common sense in realizing that we have an obligation to the salvation of our Nation, which is currently in serious DECLINE, TO WIN ELECTIONS

If you have to compromise your values, so be it. The important thing is winning. Should be amusing to watch the upcoming pretzel logic from Republicans.

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Shrink wrap? Beautifully decorated shrink wrap?

Nah, beautiful paper towels.

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Flag with a gold fringe.

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> Great love and compassion must be shown when even thinking about the subject of LIFE, but at the same time we must use common sense in realizing that we have an obligation to the salvation of our Nation, which is currently in serious DECLINE, TO WIN ELECTIONS

Umm Donny? You know your Easter message is still up right? The one that, IIRC, doesn’t even mention Jesus? Ya know, the guy you keep comparing yourself to?

‘_We will have so much Jesus if I get elected, that you may get bored with Jesus. And then you can worship your True saver, Donald J. Trump!_’

Yet again the Christo-Fascist lets the mask slip but remember . . . Biden is old.

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> [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> My insurance must not have covered post-birth execution; I don’t recall that.

My devout Catholic mother was fond of saying that if abortion was going to be legal, it should be legal up to age 12. Not sure why she thought teenagers were easier, but never pressed her on it.

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> Maybe he doesn’t know that “states’ rights” was just a cover for the federal ban his base wants.

My guess is that he (or, more likely, someone in his inner circle with functioning brain cells) understands that abortion bans are seen as a big negative by purple state voters, and wants to reassure them that he won’t push for a federal ban if reelected.

And it _would_ be a little reassuring if it were coming from someone who didn’t contradict himself or outright lie a dozen times a day before breakfast.

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> [@Folacin](#):
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> > [@Dung\_Beetle](#):
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> > My insurance must not have covered post-birth execution; I don’t recall that.
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> My devout Catholic mother was fond of saying that if abortion was going to be legal, it should be legal up to age 12. Not sure why she thought teenagers were easier, but never pressed her on it.

Studies show that if you haven’t killed your kid by the time he’s 12, you probably never will.

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> Studies show that if you haven’t killed your kid by the time he’s 12, you probably never will.

I disagree. That’s when they’re just entering the prime “I’m gonna kill them” phase.

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