# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

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**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\
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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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> [@Sylvanz](#):
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> I seriously cannot stand the sentence structures and words he uses (when he actually uses anything close to logical). My 7 year old granddaughter speaks at a higher level. Ugh!

[This bus (photo on Wikipedia)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Articulated_bus#/media/File:Transperth_2015_Volgren_Optimus_bodied_Volvo_B8RLEA_diesel_Rt._530.jpg) is more articulate than he is.

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6545 "2024-04-15T02:37:34Z")

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He pisses me off in that his followers believe stupid shit on his behalf, like [this tweet](https://imgur.com/a/RLXbq0k) from one of his idiot supporters who says that Trump can’t get a fair trail in NYC because it’d be impossible to find a jury of his peers. Because his jurors would all have to be billionaires, too.

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> [@Monty](#):
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> [This bus (photo on Wikipedia)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Articulated_bus#/media/File:Transperth_2015_Volgren_Optimus_bodied_Volvo_B8RLEA_diesel_Rt._530.jpg) is more articulate than he is.

It took me a minute. (It’s an _articulated_ bus.)

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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6547 "2024-04-15T07:02:15Z")

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He made me waste time rereading the Gettysburg Address 20 times to blot out his comments about Gettysburg.

> **['Dimbulb' Trump Torched After Rambling Attempt To Explain Gettysburg Goes...](https://apple.news/A_3x54J5MSUSAfX_4ECtpvg)**
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> The former president tried to describe the turning point of the Civil War. It didn't go well.

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6548 "2024-04-15T07:12:33Z")

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Just wanted to add that partisanship has been around forever. While Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address was generally well received, I did find this gem.  
]([Gettysburg Address - Wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gettysburg_Address#cite_note-History20130222-8)) The Democratic-leaning _[Chicago Times](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chicago_Times)_ observed, “The cheek of every American must tingle with shame as he reads the silly, flat and dishwatery utterances of the man who has to be pointed out to intelligent foreigners as the President of the United States.”

Who knew Trump had so much in common with Lincoln?

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6549 "2024-04-15T07:33:45Z")

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> [@psychobunny](#):
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> He made me waste time rereading the Gettysburg Address … [Snip.]

“Four score—and that’s the Yankees, you know, leading by four runs, I think they call it—over the Toronto Blue Jays, who are as unAmerican as you can get, since they’re from Canada—and seven years ago … Well, seven years ago was 2017 and I was in the White House, where I belong, even though it’s a dump. Mar-a-Lago is much better. Let’s just call it the new White House, why don’t we? You like that? Anyway, a new nation, conceived in liberty … See, that’s what I want to do, provide liberty, and I do that on Truth Social. Dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. Well, they are. Except for those who are short. They’ve gotta get help at the supermarket to get stuff off the top shelves. But it’s what they do after their creation that matters. And it matters a lot. Try hard enough, and you too can be like me, believe me. Women? Jefferson didn’t mention them. …”

Channeling my inner @Smapti here, though I’m sure he can do much better than my attempt.

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That was inspired!

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I’m just glad to hear that more people are finding out how unpopular ol’ Bobby Lee has become. Poor fellow.

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It’s real “fifth grader giving a book report to the class on a book he didn’t read” energy there.

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> STEPHANOPOULOS: Just to sum up. You support Trump for president even if he’s convicted in the classified documents case. You support him for president even though you believe he contributed to an insurrection. You support him for president even though you believe he’s lying about the last election. You support him for president even if he’s convicted in the Manhattan case. I just want to say, the answer to that is yes, correct?
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> SUNUNU: Yeah. Me and 51 percent of America.

This is the most depressing part of the Trump era. Our country has a huge amount of deplorable voters.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
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Sununu should be a Never Trumper. Instead, he’s yet another GOP officeholder running scared and falling into line behind a orange dummy wannabe-autocrat. Blecccch.

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6555 "2024-04-15T17:39:31Z")

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If I’d stupidly welded my hands to a tiger’s tail, I’d be saying that stuff too. Poor bastard has no choice.

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**Post date:** [April 15, 2024, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6556 "2024-04-15T18:22:18Z")

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To call Sununu’s response disingenuous would be generous. First of all, Trump does not have and never had the support of 51% of the country.

Second, unlike Sununu, a large portion, perhaps most, of Trump’s supporters do NOT believe he lied about the election, or that he committed any crimes with classified documents, or instigated an insurrection. So he can take his “I guess we can’t all be wrong” bullshit and shove it up his ass.

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> If I’d stupidly welded my hands to a tiger’s tail, I’d be saying that stuff too. Poor bastard has no choice.

Everybody always has a choice, even after that.

He just doesn’t have any choices that let him come out smelling of roses and with job security. Not the same thing at all.

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> [@Monty](#):
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> [This bus (photo on Wikipedia)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Articulated_bus#/media/File:Transperth_2015_Volgren_Optimus_bodied_Volvo_B8RLEA_diesel_Rt._530.jpg) is more articulate than he is.

as is this bus:

[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Double_Decker_Bus_Angamaly_BUS_STAND.JPG/1280px-Double_Decker_Bus_Angamaly_BUS_STAND.JPG) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/db/Double_Decker_Bus_Angamaly_BUS_STAND.JPG/1280px-Double_Decker_Bus_Angamaly_BUS_STAND.JPG)

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That bus represents our justice system given all the breaks he’s gotten.

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**Post date:** [April 17, 2024, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6560 "2024-04-17T02:15:36Z")

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It seems like Trump could have pleaded for a lesser charge in his current NY criminal trial. He could’ve saved millions in legal expenses. This comes from the world’s tightest wad; I’ll bet you can tell.

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Not so much pissing me off, but Trump just can’t write a coherent sentence if his life depended on it:

> [@DJT on Truth Social](#):
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> Stupid Jimmy Kimmel, who still hasn’t recovered from his horrendous performance and big ratings drop as Host of The Academy Awards, especially when he showed he suffered from TDS, commonly known as TRUMP DERANGEMENT SYNDROME, to the entire World by reading on air my TRUTH about how bad a job he was doing that night, right before he stumbled through announcing the biggest award of all, “Picture of the Year.”

Damn. I’d like to see someone try to diagram that salad. I think he was going to make some point about Jimmy but got lost in his description. Jimmy must have said something to really piss him off last night.

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Or he’s still butthurt from Jimmy’s [laser-guided putdown at the Oscars](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b9ekrZmz68).

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Well, sometimes Rump just [earns](https://imgflip.com/i/8n4yev) his abuse.

.- credit to Kimmel

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