# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 340
**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6784 "2024-05-05T00:54:37Z")
Not to mention, keeping it her best interests to not be called as a witness against Trump, and to preserve whatever assets have been promised her and Barron from any upcoming reckoning. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6785 "2024-05-05T02:01:39Z")
My belief is Melania has already salted away a substantial amount of moolah so she’s set for life no matter what happens to Diaper Don. She does, after all, know what a cheapskate deadbeat he is. ---
**Author:** ![BobLibDem](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/boblibdem/32/3149_2.png) [@BobLibDem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobLibDem)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6786 "2024-05-05T02:20:39Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > Well, she _ **is** _ 35 now. > So kind of on the old side for Trump’s tastes. And more than twice as old as Matt Gaetz’s tastes. I think what we have on display is a cornered rat in DJT, unable to escape the fate that is becoming more obvious, even to him, by the day. He knows he’s going down just as much as he knows that he lost in 2020. But his ego doesn’t allow him to admit bad news so he puts on this pitiful charade. The tantrums will get worse as the noose tightens and the walls close in. ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6787 "2024-05-05T03:18:47Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > My belief is Melania has already salted away a substantial amount of moolah so she’s set for life no matter what happens to Diaper Don. There’s set and then there is SET. I imagine she’s living higher on the hog now than she would after a separation, forced or not. He’s not going to live forever and she’s 24 years younger - she might feel it is worth riding out the relationship. Or maybe she genuinely adores him and his charming little ways 😉. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6788 "2024-05-05T12:30:53Z")
Nahhhhhhhhhh. ---
**Author:** ![commasense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/commasense/32/3017_2.png) [@commasense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/commasense)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6789 "2024-05-05T14:34:26Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > Well, she _ **is** _ 35 now. > > So kind of on the old side for Trump’s tastes Actually, Melania was 35 when they married, although they had been dating for seven years at that point. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6790 "2024-05-05T15:17:41Z")
Correct. That means she’s still 35, right? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6791 "2024-05-05T15:24:11Z")
Fuzzy math! ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6792 "2024-05-05T16:07:53Z")
> [@Tamerlane](#): > > There’s set and then there is SET. I imagine she’s living higher on the hog now than she would after a separation, forced or not. True dat. But no doubt she’s got plenty of expensive jewelry she can sell if necessary besides whatever money, stocks, etc. she has stashed in Switzerland or wherever that’s out of reach of him or his creditors. So she’ll do well enough after his house of cards finally collapses, even if she doesn’t inherit anything from his hopefully bankrupt estate. i wonder if he realizes that, and if it grates on him. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6793 "2024-05-05T20:22:15Z")
Fucker showed up in Miami for the Grand Prix. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6794 "2024-05-05T21:00:09Z")
A “grand prick” joke to be made here, but I can’t quite do it. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6795 "2024-05-05T21:29:20Z")
“He is a Grand Prick, but does not have a Grand Prick” - Stormy Daniels. How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6796 "2024-05-05T21:33:58Z")
Fulfills the obligation, thank you! ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2024, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6797 "2024-05-05T22:15:03Z")
> [@commasense](#): > > Actually, Melania was 35 when they married, although they had been dating for seven years at that point. True. But the pushing-60 Trump probably realized he couldn’t get away with marrying a 16-year-old. Public opinion was crucial to him even back then. ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6798 "2024-05-07T01:24:02Z")
Every accusation a confession: > **[Trump mocks Sen. Tester’s weight, hints at a Mont. campaign appearance](https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2024/05/06/trump-tester-weight-comments/)** > > The former president compared the senator to a pregnant woman at a fundraiser Saturday in Florida, according to a recording obtained by The Washington Post. > Former president Donald Trump mocked Sen. Jon Tester’s (D-Mont.) weight at a fundraiser Saturday night in Palm Beach, Fla., comparing his appearance to that of a pregnant woman, according to a recording of the event obtained by The Washington Post… ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6799 "2024-05-07T04:27:27Z")
I can’t find it now because I foolishly closed the tab. I’m referring to a post I saw very early this morning in which someone said that the only thing that would cause Tan the Conman’s voters to stop supporting him is if Jesus Christ were to return and tell him not to. Well, that’s not what would happen if Jesus were to say that. The magaflatearthers would either say He’s a fake planted by the Libs trying to trick them, or they’d finally abandon any pretense to being Christian. And that’s gotten me pissed off that son of a bitch has gotten our country to the point where that’s even something imaginable. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6800 "2024-05-07T08:37:00Z")
> [@Steve\_MB quoting WP](#): > > Former president Donald Trump mocked Sen. Jon Tester’s (D-Mont.) weight at a fundraiser Saturday night in Palm Beach, Fla., comparing his appearance to that of a pregnant woman If I was Tester I’d challenge him to a strip-off so people could do a side-by-side comparison of the two in their skivvies. > [@Monty](#): > > The magaflatearthers would either say He’s a fake planted by the Libs trying to trick them, or they’d finally abandon any pretense to being Christian. Are you kidding? They’d simply claim to be the real Christians, just like they claim to be real patriots already. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2024, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6801 "2024-05-07T09:03:56Z")
> [@DesertDog](#): > > > [@Monty](#): > > > > The magaflatearthers would either say He’s a fake planted by the Libs trying to trick them, or they’d finally abandon any pretense to being Christian. > > Are you kidding? They’d simply claim to be the real Christians, just like they claim to be real patriots already. That last, I believe, goes along with them claiming The Big Guy is a Lib Deepfake. ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2024, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6802 "2024-05-08T00:29:53Z")
There is no way that Trump actually read _Clear and Present Danger_ (I’m pretty sure Trump has very poor literacy and can barely read at all) but it seems someone has summarized the plot for him and he thought it was a great idea: > **[Trump Is Planning to Send Kill Teams to Mexico to Take Out Cartel Leaders](https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-planning-send-kill-teams-155423224.html)** > > Trump has told allies about his plans to covertly send Special Forces to Mexico to assassinate drug kingpins, sources say. (I know CaPD was set in Colombia rather than Mexico but I would not be surprised if Trump doesn’t know the difference.) Edit: Also worth noting that CaPD ends with the drug cartels as strong as ever while the US administration that thought this was a good idea ends up getting run out of office. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2024, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6803 "2024-05-08T00:39:01Z")
> [@DWMarch](#): > > There is no way that Trump actually read _Clear and Present Danger_ (I’m pretty sure Trump has very poor literacy and can barely read at all) but it seems someone has summarized the plot for him and he thought it was a great idea: Remember this? [Did Donald Trump Actually Confuse _Sicario 2_ with Reality?](https://www.vanityfair.com/hollywood/2019/01/donald-trump-sicario) "On Friday, **Donald Trump** [tweeted the headline](https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1086252588088082432) to a recent _Washington Examiner_ story, which read: “Border rancher: ‘We’ve found prayer rugs out here. It’s unreal.’” As the headline suggests, the story is about a New Mexico rancher who claims to have seen prayer rugs—typically used by observers of Islam—near the U.S.-Mexico border. After the headline, Trump added this: “People coming across the Southern Border from many countries, some of which would be a big surprise.” His decision to amplify the _Examiner_ piece has since come under scrutiny. Why? Because the prayer-rug story sounds an awful lot like something that happens in _Sicario: Day of the Soldado,_ as [several people have](https://twitter.com/ikebarinholtz/status/1086285588905451521) [pointed out](https://twitter.com/danpfeiffer/status/1086285789237895169) [on Twitter](https://twitter.com/mattyglesias/status/1086267663825993729)." [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=339) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=341)