# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 342
**Author:** ![scudsucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scudsucker/32/14101_2.png) [@scudsucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scudsucker)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6824 "2024-05-11T10:08:21Z")
To be fair to the man, when I drink from a bottle of water, I usually use my dominant right hand. Donald can use both at the same time. He’s very ambidextrous. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6825 "2024-05-11T13:14:54Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Trump, following a question about separating his legal trouble from his family time, said he’s able to “put it aside” before adding that he’s “very ambidextrous, so to speak.” Given how much of an obsequious toady Trump is with dictators, amphibious would be more accurate. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6826 "2024-05-11T23:15:46Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > > [@](#): > > > > …\> Trump, following a question about separating his legal trouble from his family time, said he’s able to “put it aside” before adding that he’s “very ambidextrous, so to speak.” > > > > > “I can do a lot of things at one time,” Trump said. “And I’m willing to do and able to do things and lots of different things. > > By now someone has to have made a trumperish (trump + gibberish) to English translator. To be fair, the term “multi-tasking” is known _only_ to a handful of North American linguistics professors and one small child in Indonesia. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6827 "2024-05-11T23:16:00Z")
> [@dasmoocher](#): > > Given how much of an obsequious toady Trump is with dictators, amphibious would be more accurate. Given how he kisses their asses, whatever the adjectival form of _spelunking_ would be is the right choice. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2024, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6828 "2024-05-11T23:39:18Z")
Now Trump wants to give all police immunity from prosecution: > “We’re going to give our police their power back,” Trump told supporters during a rally last week in Waukesha, Wisconsin. “We are going to give them immunity from prosecution.” The twice-impeached and four-times-indicted former president made a similar statement in December 2023 during a campaign event in Iowa, where he promised to “indemnify” police officers to shield them from prosecutorial harm. > **[Trump’s vow for police ‘immunity’ could spell trouble for Black communities](https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-vow-police-immunity-could-070000623.html)** > > “If there’s no criminal accountability of police for criminal behavior, then … we’re living in a country that’s becoming a \[…\] The post Trump’s vow for police ‘immunity’ could spell trouble for Black communities appeared first on TheGrio. That’s literally an authoritarian police state. A strong man with absolute immunity, and a police state with no accountability. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2024, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6829 "2024-05-12T00:15:39Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > That’s literally an authoritarian police state. A strong man with absolute immunity, and a police state with no accountability. And a very large number of Americans are going to vote for this exact scenario. Because this is what they want. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2024, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6830 "2024-05-12T00:45:30Z")
Because they’re sure the face-eating ~~leopards~~ police will **never** come for them. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2024, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6831 "2024-05-12T00:49:34Z")
This should provide some food for thought for anyone who was thinking of not voting for Biden in order to “send a message” about Palestine. > ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2024, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6832 "2024-05-12T00:55:55Z")
The Onion has been outdone by reality! That was funny though. ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2024, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6833 "2024-05-12T02:33:18Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Given how he kisses their asses, whatever the adjectival form of _spelunking_ would be is the right choice. _Speleological_ isn’t quite right, since it refers to the science of studying caves and Trump’s anti-science and couldn’t pronounce it if he wanted to: “I know more about spee… spee… leo the lion, and logical, like Dr. Spock, than anyone.” ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2024, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6834 "2024-05-12T02:54:11Z")
How about this from [World Wide Words](https://worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-spe3.htm)? > the related adjective _speluncar_ had a brief flowering in the nineteenth century ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2024, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6835 "2024-05-12T18:36:23Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > This should provide some food for thought for anyone who was thinking of not voting for Biden in order to “send a message” about Palestine. > > > [@](#): > > > > Trump vows to deport pro-Palestinian college campus protesters > > [x.com](https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1789434745815732455) They will just ‘lalalala fingers-in-ears’ Trump’s promise away…because “sending a message to Biden” makes them feel so very, very _ **powerful** _. Useful idiots indeed. ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2024, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6836 "2024-05-12T20:21:02Z")
Some people are so addicted to outrage that they seek out the situations that will give them the most opportunities to be outraged. They should be careful what they wish for, because they just might get it. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2024, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6837 "2024-05-12T20:32:13Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > Some people are so addicted to outrage that they seek out the situations that will give them the most opportunities to be outraged. > > They should be careful what they wish for, because they just might get it. . Absolutely. And sadly, all the rest of us will get it, too. Some of this is due to our media culture. Outrage = self-righteousness, and we humans _love_ to feel self-righteous. Having your righteousness validated via numbers of the like-minded happens every day on the internet. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6838 "2024-05-14T16:56:15Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > Some people are so addicted to outrage that they seek out the situations that will give them the most opportunities to be outraged. This is so true. In a local protest encampment near me, they are currently outraged by a made up story of cameras on a building (they do not exist) and are also outraged that the police have not been called to break them up, therefore denying them the right to be visibly oppressed. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6839 "2024-05-14T17:07:31Z")
How are people supposed to see the violence inherent in the system if the system won’t oppress them? ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6840 "2024-05-14T17:31:23Z")
[Help! I’m Being Repressed!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ukak8P2vY) ---
**Author:** ![Eric1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@Eric1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eric1)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6841 "2024-05-14T21:30:57Z")
Maybe Trump should set up a kissing booth outside the courthouse so all the visitors can masticate derriere. The speaker of the house, the senators, George Santos, Vivek Ramaswamy could get photos with him to further their careers. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2024, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6842 "2024-05-14T23:41:54Z")
How has Former President Trump pissed you off today? Mother-fucker’s still breathing, ain’t he? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2024, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6843 "2024-05-15T01:05:50Z")
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