# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

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**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\
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> [@Buck\_Godot](#):
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> Also wasn’t he in New Yorkwhen they launched the raid at Mar-a-Largo? He barely escaped death by oh say 1200 miles.

damn - just 1200 miles away from the place where no bullets were fired (repeatedly, nontheless!!!)…

he surely is one lucky SOB

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**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> I would have believed that we were a nation of 20 or 30% racist assholes. 48% shocks me. I guess I was naive.

No, you were closer to right the first time.

> [@](#):
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> Approximately 240 million people were eligible to vote in the 2020 presidential election and roughly 66.1% of them submitted ballots, totaling 158,427,986 votes. Joseph Biden received 81,283,501 votes, Donald Trump 74,223,975 votes, and other candidates (including Jo Jorgensen and Howie Hawkins) a combined total of 2,920,510 vote. Roughly 81 million eligible voters did not cast a ballot.

^Wikipedia, from [https://www.fec.gov/documents/4227/federalelections2020.pdf](https://www.fec.gov/documents/4227/federalelections2020.pdf)

74 million Trump voters over 240 million eligible-to-vote gives us 30.8% racist assholes among all potential voters. (And/or ‘voting to protect my tax breaks but basically fine with racism’ voters.)

Or, 74 million Trump voters among 158 million actual voters (still 2020) gives us 46.8 million racists/‘okay-with-racism’ votes, which admittedly is closer to that 48% figure.

But if you look at it as ‘ **how many people bestirred themselves to vote for Trump, thus expressing their okay-ness with racism, among all Americans eligible to vote** ’ then you have what I believe to be a more relevant figure, the aforesaid 30.8%.

So, yeah.

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> How many of his fans will believe Biden tried to assassinate him at Maralago? Too many. (from Xitter)  
> [Imgur: The magic of the Internet](https://imgur.com/CNbEoUJ)  
> Hey dumbass, if you _nearly_ escaped death then you would be **dead**. Fucking scumbag asshole evil idiot.

I would suggest that the Biden campaign dig out the orders for FBI agents that searched Biden’s home for documents. It would not be surprising if the same deadly force boilerplate language was in their orders as well.

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> [@BobLibDem](#):
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> I would suggest that the Biden campaign dig out the orders for FBI agents that searched Biden’s home for documents. It would not be surprising if the same deadly force boilerplate language was in their orders as well.

It was, according to multiple reports I’ve seen.

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But, of course, the magatflatearthers will say in that case it’s just for show.

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Seems to me that whenever the media mentions the orange whinypuss complaining about the lethal force bullshit they should immediately show the similar language in the Biden search order.

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I was on the bus, and at times, us riders will converse. This elderly man gets on, somehow politics comes up, and he actually mentions this!  
I said, you have the story wrong.

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Yikes, politics with strangers? I wouldn’t dare.

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
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[And now Tan the Conman goes full on imaginary friend in public](https://www.yahoo.com/news/cognitive-decline-trump-brags-putting-125138917.html):

> During his speech, Trump referred to imaginary business executives while reliving his glory days as a [racist housing](https://www.npr.org/2016/09/29/495955920/donald-trump-plagued-by-decades-old-housing-discrimination-case) developer. “Some of the greatest days of my business career were in the toughest times,” Trump said from prewritten remarks. “But I enjoyed waking up every single morning and—go to battle,” he continued, veering off script.
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> “A lot of people say to me today, the toughest business people, people that you know about, ‘Could I ask you a question: How do you do it?’ I say, ‘Do what?’”
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> Trump then proceeded to have an imaginary conversation with himself and unnamed Toughest Business People begging him to tell them how he puts his pants on.

And this is the person who millions will vote to take over our government.

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[Disgraceful daughterfucker spammed me for this “collectible” item.](https://trumpcollectibleknives.com/) _(Link goes to a site selling Trump knives.)_

I don’t know about you, but I’d think a bus would better represent a weapon with his name on it than a fucking _switchblade_.

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**Post date:** [May 25, 2024, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/6954 "2024-05-25T12:57:07Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> I don’t know about you, but I’d think a bus would better represent a weapon with his name on it than a fucking _switchblade_.

Holly shit. It will fun to see the lawsuits when that thing accidentally deploys it’s blade in your pocket.

Is this for real???

Anyway, so now he’s trying to arm his MAGAT’s. Apparently he skipped right over Trump baseball bats.

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I’ll be waiting for the first time one of Trump’s cult members tries to take one of these on an airplane in their luggage or something. And then they get detained for trying to board with a concealed weapon.

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Or buys one in a state where it’s illegal. (IIRC, it’s illegal in California to carry a double-edged knife.)

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No where on that first page does it say what this “70% off” price is. In order to find that out you have to fill out the contact information and if you look at the fine print,  
 I agree to receive communications from GunnerGear at the phone number & email provided. Msg freq may vary. Msg&data rates may apply. Reply HELP for help or STOP to unsubscribe. GunnerGear SMS [Privacy Policy](https://gunnergear.com/privacy).

Naturally this includes your physical address, phone number, and email address, plus, I’m sure the flag, _Trump-sucker_.

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> [@Monty](#):
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> I don’t know about you, but I’d think a bus would better represent a weapon with his name on it than a fucking _switchblade_.

Switchblades are legal in the US? Must be a 2nd Amendment thing. Live and learn.

Did you know notice the “Emergency Glass Breaker”?

“The bottom of the handle has a tactical glass breaker to help you break out & escape in an emergency.”

I guess they’re talking about next January.

[![](https://trumpcollectibleknives.com/images/s4-prd2.png) ](https://trumpcollectibleknives.com/images/s4-prd2.png)

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They are legal in most, but not all, states. “Commerce” means the manufacture and sale of.  
[![](https://www.akti.org/wp-content/uploads/AKTI-Automatic-Knife-Laws-1-scaled.jpg) ](https://www.akti.org/wp-content/uploads/AKTI-Automatic-Knife-Laws-1-scaled.jpg)

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I opened an incognito window and filled out fake name and address to see the price: One for $67, two for $60 each, and three for $53.33 each.

And look at the thing:

[![](https://trumpcollectibleknives.com/images/rev-slide-img1.jpg) ](https://trumpcollectibleknives.com/images/rev-slide-img1.jpg)

It’s a glorified box cutter, and can’t have cost them more than a buck apiece from their Chinese supplier.

And you can’t even see the shipping fee unless you put in a credit card number, which I didn’t do. The first item in the FAQ is:

> Why do I have to pay for shipping?
> 
> We kindly ask our customers to cover the shipping fees because we are not a Government funded operation and we simply cannot afford to cover the cost of product and the shipping fees.

So the shipping price is probably just as outrageous as the item price. I’m guessing at least $20.

But there must be thousands of rubes falling over themselves to buy this crap. I can’t say I have much sympathy for them. But I weep for our country.

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Gives “Trump derangement syndrome” a whole new meaning.

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Allegedly they’ve only made 250 of them. The way the graphic keeps popping the blade out is disquieting.

Also: “TRUMP OTF KNIFE USES  
ONE KNIFE TO RULE  
THEM ALL”

What? I mean, I know what it’s referring to, but still-what?

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Perhaps I’m not cool enough (or not MAGA enough) to understand, but what does “OTF” mean in this context?

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