# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 358
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7144 "2024-06-10T17:24:22Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > I misread this as Turnip. I like it. He’s definitely as dumb as a turnip. I like it! Though going by color he’s more rutabaga than the closely related turnip: [![](https://images.food52.com/Rx0Krf85wlZo5aFULwiTjy0Fv98=/1008x672/filters:format(webp)/70514209-3d8a-48fa-b7f7-0cd054064467--Rutabaga.jpg) ](https://images.food52.com/Rx0Krf85wlZo5aFULwiTjy0Fv98=/1008x672/filters:format(webp)/70514209-3d8a-48fa-b7f7-0cd054064467--Rutabaga.jpg) Rude-a-baga? Toot-a-baga? ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7145 "2024-06-10T17:33:00Z")
> [@solost](#): > > Rude-a-baga? > > Toot-a-baga? They’re interchangeable! 🤣 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7146 "2024-06-10T18:19:35Z")
Cheeto goes to Vegas and promises to eliminate taxes on tips. Yeah, Fucking right. It will never happen. Goddamn liar. The news didn’t mention anyone keeling over from the heat. So that’s good, I guess. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7147 "2024-06-10T18:45:52Z")
> [@Gatopescado](#): > > The news didn’t mention anyone keeling over from the heat > **[Scorching heat at Trump rally in Las Vegas sends 6 to hospital, fire...](https://abcnews.go.com/Politics/scorching-heat-trump-rally-las-vegas-sends-6/story?id=110974299)** > > The county fire department said "most, if not all calls, were heat-related" -- with 97 people utilizing its cooling tents. No fatalities, but, still. ---
**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7148 "2024-06-10T18:54:34Z")
I was driving through Kentucky last week and saw a hand painted billboard that said "Trump, are you next? ✝ " ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7149 "2024-06-10T19:03:20Z")
Oh please oh please oh please. Can we get Bannon and Alex Jones to flank him? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7150 "2024-06-10T19:29:07Z")
Peter, Paul & Mary are relevant again! 🎵 “If I had a hammer…” 🔨 🎵 ---
**Author:** ![robby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robby/32/11048_2.png) [@robby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robby)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7151 "2024-06-10T19:37:36Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > **How has the disgraced former President Trump pissed you off today?** > > Mother-fucker’s still breathing, ain’t he? This is still the best answer to the OP’s question. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7152 "2024-06-10T20:32:06Z")
Saw a letter in my mail pile that I had not noticed before. It was from **President** ShitGibbon. Thought I should see what he had to say. It was dated “_Wednesday Morning_.” Seriously, what? Then I realized, that had to be an allusion to a song,     _What have I done, why have I done it_     _I’ve committed a crime, broken the law_ …     _My life seems unreal, my crime an illusion_     _A scene badly written in which I must play_ > [@](#): > > _Dear Fellow Patriot, > … At stake this November is nothing less than our democracy, our national heritage and our very way of life …_​ Yes. I wonder who could possibly be a danger here. > [@](#): > > _… It’s clear that Crooked Joe Biden and the Far-Left are the true threats to our democracy.…_ Ah, I see. The orange menace has been suffering bad luck because he has broken his mirrors. Also, what the hell is this “Far-Left”? > [@](#): > > _… This is a fight for the heart and soul of our country – and it’s one Republicans must win or we’re going to have a country we no longer recognize!…_ It seems to me that the RWs already no longer recognize this country, and the lion’s share of the rest of us are not at all interested in living in the kind of country that they would. > [@](#): > > ## _Send Us Money!_ So, naturally, I Sharpied the reply form with some advice about sideways cholla cactus suppositories. Unfortunately, it had my name and address on it, so sending it in would have been ill-advised. And would cost me a stamp. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7153 "2024-06-10T20:42:21Z")
I would think “Wednesday morning” to be an alliterative reference to that poem which has the line \*… and Wednesday’s child is full of woe", but that would require a lot of things to have happened that likely didn’t happen with this crew, so who the hell knows? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7154 "2024-06-10T20:54:33Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > It was dated “_Wednesday Morning_.” Seriously, what? Then I realized, that had to be an allusion to a song, > _What have I done, why have I done it_ > _I’ve committed a crime, broken the law_ … > _My life seems unreal, my crime an illusion_ > _A scene badly written in which I must play_ Yep. Those four lines are taken from the song, “Wednesday Morning, 3 AM” by Simon and Garfunkel. They are not consecutive, but they’re all there in the song. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7155 "2024-06-10T20:59:56Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Saw a letter in my mail pile that I had not noticed before. It was from **President** ShitGibbon. Thought I should see what he had to say. I got the same letter; send us money this month, and next month! Lord knows where they got my name and address from. I hope his campaign wasted a fortune sending them to people who laughed and threw them away. ---
**Author:** ![garygnu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/garygnu/32/2924_2.png) [@garygnu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garygnu)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7156 "2024-06-10T21:24:44Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > Yep. Those four lines are taken from the song, “Wednesday Morning, 3 AM” by Simon and Garfunkel. They are not consecutive, but they’re all there in the song. They should have gone with “Richard Cory” instead. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7157 "2024-06-10T22:40:03Z")
> [@robby](#): > > > [@silenus](#): > > > > **How has the disgraced former President Trump pissed you off today?** > > > > Mother-fucker’s still breathing, ain’t he? > > This is still the best answer to the OP’s question. I dunno; I mean it’s a pretty good response, but there’s something fundamentally lazy about answering a question with another question, y’know? #Socrates\_was\_a\_slacker ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2024, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7158 "2024-06-10T22:54:31Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > should have gone with “Richard Cory” Well, can you deny that Individual-ONE is a most peculiar man? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 8:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7159 "2024-06-11T08:12:47Z")
Well, when he comes on my TV, I hit mute so all I hear is the sound of silence. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7160 "2024-06-11T08:26:51Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > when he comes on my TV Ewwwwww! I, for one, cannot stand watching him molest the flag. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7161 "2024-06-11T13:44:33Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > They should have gone with “Richard Cory” instead. The day’s early yet. > [@kaylasdad99](#): > > there’s something fundamentally lazy about answering a question with another question, y’know? “And another thing. Why do you Irish always answer a question with a question?” “Do we now?” ---
**Author:** ![74westy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/74westy/32/3950_2.png) [@74westy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/74westy)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7162 "2024-06-11T13:49:48Z")
> [@garygnu](#): > > They should have gone with “Richard Cory” instead. Donald Trump went home last night And shoved a berder in his head. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2024, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7163 "2024-06-11T16:48:03Z")
Finally someone in the media says it out loud! > **[Opinion | Is Donald Trump okay?](https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/06/10/trump-sharks-electrocuted-boat-story/?pwapi_token=eyJ0eXAiOiJKV1QiLCJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiJ9.eyJyZWFzb24iOiJnaWZ0IiwibmJmIjoxNzE3OTkyMDAwLCJpc3MiOiJzdWJzY3JpcHRpb25zIiwiZXhwIjoxNzE5Mzc0Mzk5LCJpYXQiOjE3MTc5OTIwMDAsImp0aSI6ImQwM2IxZGU0LTYwZDktNGY3Mi04YTI0LWYzMWEyZGFjMGE5NSIsInVybCI6Imh0dHBzOi8vd3d3Lndhc2hpbmd0b25wb3N0LmNvbS9vcGluaW9ucy8yMDI0LzA2LzEwL3RydW1wLXNoYXJrcy1lbGVjdHJvY3V0ZWQtYm9hdC1zdG9yeS8ifQ.f5KRSIZFrwpUlTXeVetcugB5IT5kmM4nX4eO1sXHAh0&itid=gfta)** > > His story about hypothetically being electrocuted is another glimpse into a mind that is, evidently, unwell. > It is irresponsible to obsess over President Biden’s tendency to mangle a couple of words in a speech while [Donald Trump](https://www.washingtonpost.com/donald-trump/?itid=lk_inline_manual_2) is out there sounding detached from reality. Biden, [who is old](https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/02/09/special-counsel-biden-memory/?itid=lk_inline_manual_2), at least makes sense. Trump, [who also is old](https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/01/28/trump-biden-false-equivalency-media/?itid=lk_inline_manual_2), rants like someone you’d cross the street to avoid. > > **We in the media have failed by becoming inured to Trump’s verbal incontinence** — not just the rapid-fire lies and revenge-seeking threats, but also [the frightening glimpses](https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2024/05/02/time-magazine-interview-donald-trump/?itid=lk_inline_manual_4) into a mind that is, evidently, unwell. > … > > The White House press corps would be in wolf pack mode if Biden were in the middle of a speech and suddenly veered into gibberish about boats and sharks. … House Republicans would already have scheduled hearings on Biden’s mental condition and demanded he take a cognitive test. > > The tendency with Trump, at 77, is to say he’s “just being Trump.” But he’s like this all the time. > … My bold. YES YES YES! We’ve gotten used to it and the press keeps reporting it as if it were a normal news event for Grandpa to come to Thanksgiving dinner with his underpants on his head! [![](https://i.imgur.com/vQ7gDr4.jpg) ](https://i.imgur.com/vQ7gDr4.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=357) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=359)