# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 364
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7264 "2024-06-22T18:14:54Z")
We should get Newman to help with his shower problems. There was a shower head made for circus elephants. Sounds right for anyone in the GOP. (that’s a Seinfeld reference for those that don’t recognize it.) ---
**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7265 "2024-06-22T20:05:34Z")
You know, I’ve actually been stranded due to a blizzard. I didn’t spend two days at the airport. They have these things now, they’re called hotels. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7266 "2024-06-22T21:31:37Z")
He’s still blathering about the Revolutionary War? ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2024, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7267 "2024-06-22T22:16:39Z")
The less said about my recent transfer at Valley Forge International, the better. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2024, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7268 "2024-06-23T02:01:05Z")
And don’t even get me started about the Lord Cornwallis Baggage Carousel. 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2024, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7269 "2024-06-23T04:43:29Z")
> [@Smapti](#): > > The less said about my recent transfer at Valley Forge International, the better. Cry me a river. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2024, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7270 "2024-06-23T06:08:56Z")
Well at least we know what was causing the delays in the first place. Never flight uphill, me boys. ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7271 "2024-06-24T15:33:33Z")
[Trump floats UFC-style migrant league amid border crisis](https://www.politico.com/news/2024/06/22/trump-ufc-migrant-league-00164570) (Politico article) > "…Why don’t you set up a migrant league of fighters and have your regular league fighters,” Trump said, “and then you have the champion of your league — these are the greatest fighters in the world — fight the champion of the migrants.’” > “Remember this, these migrants are tough. They’re tough. They come from prisons and many other places, rough places,” Trump said. > “But actually, it’s not the worst idea I’ve ever had,” he continued. As ridiculous as the idea is, and the awful bigoted assumption behind it, that migrants are all these rough, tough hardened criminals, I have to admit, he’s right-- it’s not _ **quite** _ his worst idea in relation to migrants and the border… > **[Shoot Migrants’ Legs, Build Alligator Moat: Behind Trump’s Ideas for Border...](https://www.nytimes.com/2019/10/01/us/politics/trump-border-wars.html)** > > Over a frenzied few days in the spring, an internal White House debate led to turnover in staff and a turning point for the president’s immigration agenda. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7272 "2024-06-24T17:31:54Z")
> [@OldOlds](#): > > They have these things now, they’re called hotels. “You mean those things that keep failing? All of these businesses that fail! Casinos, hotels, universities…I just don’t get it. ” ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7273 "2024-06-24T18:36:30Z")
And the usual cavalcade of “alternative history facts” from Trump. He must have a thousand monkeys typing these up for him. Remember, history that contradicts Trump is woke! > **[Fact check: Trump says George Washington ‘probably didn’t’ own slaves....](https://www.yahoo.com/news/fact-check-trump-says-george-112808533.html)** > > Former President Donald Trump delivered another litany of false claims during two speeches on Saturday. And he expressed an opinion on American history that is clearly contradicted by the facts. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7274 "2024-06-24T20:27:11Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Remember, history that contradicts Trump is woke! Is it not? ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7275 "2024-06-24T20:46:40Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > And the usual cavalcade of “alternative history facts” from Trump. He must have a thousand monkeys typing these up for him. Remember, history that contradicts Trump is woke! Let’s see… Trump said to some sort of ‘Christian’ group that he would like migrants to have there own league in the WWF. Ok… So Where are you gonna build the colosseum Trump? Ya got any lions ready? ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7276 "2024-06-24T20:59:23Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > So Where are you gonna build the colosseum Trump? Ya got any lions ready? He could call Joe Exotic and get some tigers. Same thing, right? ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7277 "2024-06-24T20:59:39Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Ya got any lions ready? Why? Detroit can’t even beat San Francisco! ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2024, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7278 "2024-06-24T23:11:30Z")
That. Was awesome. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7279 "2024-06-25T01:17:13Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Ok… So Where are you gonna build the colosseum … ? No need for a coliseum, it will be an entirely new sport: river-wrestling. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7280 "2024-06-25T02:05:03Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Let’s see… Trump said to some sort of ‘Christian’ group that he would like migrants to have there own league in the WWF. Ok… So Where are you gonna build the colosseum Trump? Ya got any lions ready? UFC, actually. He wants to see them fight each other _for real._ ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7281 "2024-06-25T02:08:22Z")
Dana White was quick to disavow this though, saying Trump was just joking. His name may be White but he’s not _that_ white. On the joke narrative though: 1. Not fucking funny, like at all. 2. Ever seen Biden make jokes like this? 3. Trump wasn’t joking. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7282 "2024-06-25T02:10:19Z")
You know who actually _did_ force prisoners to fight for their amusement? The Nazis. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7283 "2024-06-25T02:43:59Z")
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