# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 365
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7284 "2024-06-25T02:47:19Z")
As long as there are never consequences for your lies, why stop telling them? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7285 "2024-06-25T04:03:44Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Let’s see… Trump said to some sort of ‘Christian’ group that he would like migrants to have there own league in the WWF. Ok… So Where are you gonna build the colosseum Trump? Ya got any lions ready? And _who_ are you going to get to build it? Let me guess. A certain group of laborers who just happened to…well, you know. > [@DWMarch](#): > > Dana White was quick to disavow this though, saying Trump was just joking. His name may be White but he’s not _that_ white. > > On the joke narrative though: > > 1. Not fucking funny, like at all. > 2. Ever seen Biden make jokes like this? > 3. Trump wasn’t joking. Tan the Convictman has never, not even once, in his life told a joke. The capacity to do so requires empathy and human emotion. ---
**Author:** ![DWMarch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dwmarch/32/1010_2.png) [@DWMarch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DWMarch)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7286 "2024-06-25T04:36:32Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Tan the Convictman has never, not even once, in his life told a joke. He tells the Hannibal Lecter one (“Did you hear about Hannibal Lecter? He had a friend for dinner!”) all the time at rallies. It seems to be the funniest joke he has ever heard which must be why he keeps repeating it. Although, having said that, there is some evidence to suggest he thinks Hannibal Lecter is a real person so maybe he’s not joking. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7287 "2024-06-25T05:34:20Z")
Of course he’s not joking. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 5:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7288 "2024-06-25T05:56:51Z")
And now [Tan the Convictman says he was tortured in the Fulton County jail](https://www.aol.com/news/trump-campaign-fundraising-email-says-154734238.html). (Link goes to AOL.) > “I want you to remember what they did to me. They tortured me in the Fulton County Jail, and TOOK MY MUGSHOT. You just know his cultists are going to spread that malarkey far and wide. ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7289 "2024-06-25T05:59:36Z")
They didn’t let him reapply his orange makeup before photos? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7290 "2024-06-25T06:53:44Z")
What they don’t get is that having his mugshot taken isn’t torture; looking at his picture is. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7291 "2024-06-25T07:10:10Z")
That’s true, but I’m picturing a scenario much like the famous portrait of Winston Churchill by Karsh. Karsh suddenly took Churchill’s cigar away, Churchill took umbrage, and Karsh snapped the shutter, capturing Churchill’s scowl and “don’t mess with us” look. Who knows what would have happened if Churchill kept his cigar and had time to get ready? Probably a boring photo. It must have been much the same with Trump. “Look here, sir.” _Snap!_ “Thank you, sir. Next!” “But I didn’t have time to get ready!” “Doesn’t matter, sir. We got what we need. Next!” ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7292 "2024-06-25T07:37:35Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > > “I want you to remember what they did to me. They tortured me in the Fulton County Jail, and TOOK MY MUGSHOT. > > You just know his cultists are going to spread that malarkey far and wide. That was the same shot that Larry David did a spoof on in this last season of Curb Your Enthusiasm. Larry looks spray-tanned and really grumpy as well. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7293 "2024-06-25T10:51:33Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > UFC, actually. He wants to see them fight each other _for real._ “Shake the jar and see if they’ll fight” > **[Shake it see if they fight | Funny cartoons jokes, Far side cartoons, Far...](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/gary-larson-far-side--466896686339201733/)** > > This Pin was discovered by Sandy Misinchuk. Discover (and save!) your own Pins on Pinterest ---
**Author:** ![Folacin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folacin/32/3195_2.png) [@Folacin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folacin)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7294 "2024-06-25T13:19:21Z")
> [@Spoons](#): > > It must have been much the same with Trump. “Look here, sir.” _Snap!_ “Thank you, sir. Next!” Did the photographer have tears in his eyes? ---
**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7295 "2024-06-25T13:22:59Z")
> [@Folacin](#): > > Did the photographer have tears in his eyes? “Sir, that’s the most beautiful mugshot I’ve ever taken!” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7296 "2024-06-25T13:27:45Z")
Trump’s collection of lies keeps growing. Supporters will want to purchase the entire 20-volume set. > **[Fact check: Trump says George Washington ‘probably didn’t’ own slaves....](https://www.cnn.com/2024/06/24/politics/fact-check-trump-george-washington-slaves/index.html)** > > Former President Donald Trump delivered another litany of false claims during two speeches on Saturday. And he expressed an opinion on American history that is clearly contradicted by the facts. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2024, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7297 "2024-06-25T14:14:12Z")
> [@Folacin](#): > > Did the photographer have tears in his eyes? Depends on how long it had been since the last changing. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2024, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7298 "2024-06-26T04:57:27Z")
I am not at all confused about why he lied about eating the cheese steak, I am more confused about why he stopped lying about it. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2024, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7299 "2024-06-26T07:28:24Z")
He thought it would go over well with the latest “crowd” he’s blathering at? ---
**Author:** ![OldOlds](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a3d4f5/32.png) [@OldOlds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldOlds)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2024, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7300 "2024-06-26T18:15:26Z")
Agreed. In fact, I think it’s a lie within normal political bounds. “Of course I loved the batter-fried butter balls at the Iowa state fair” (I’m by no means above such foods, but no way I’m touching liquid butter in a suit ) ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7301 "2024-06-27T04:36:17Z")
Sophisticated machine [forces honesty from the ShitGibbon](https://youtu.be/yI_C-sZxbbw). (No, this is not “AI”, it is just really sophisticated deep-fakery. Somebody needs to answer for using time on one of those multi-megawatt supercomputers to produce this.) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7302 "2024-06-27T04:57:08Z")
Thanks for that. Hilarious! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7303 "2024-06-27T05:22:39Z")
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