# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 366
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7304 "2024-06-27T12:08:44Z")
I’m sure Johnny Cash would have empathized with him. ---
**Author:** ![Eric1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3bc359/32.png) [@Eric1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eric1)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7305 "2024-06-27T13:16:52Z")
I’ve hoped Trump might have a myocardial infarction or a stroke at a public event. I know it’s evil to wish for that but I really would like for him to get to the side and let some other public servant finish this cycle. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7306 "2024-06-27T13:35:41Z")
Biden vs. DeSantis might be fun. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7307 "2024-06-27T14:21:31Z")
I had a detailed little daydream about Trump dying during the debate. If he does, I’m going to come right here and say, “I _told_ you he’d never debate Biden!” ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7308 "2024-06-27T15:51:25Z")
Evidently Trump is now claiming in a fundraising letter that he was tortured when he was in the Fulton County jail in Georgia (the same time they took his mugshot) > [@](#): > > Donald Trump has amped up false claims about his criminal case in Fulton County ahead of this week’s presidential debate in Atlanta. One that’s caught steam in recent days is a statement the former president made in a campaign fundraising appeal that “they tortured me in the Fulton County jail. Quoted from the Atlanta Journal-Constitution by the Maddowblog > **[In fundraising appeal, Trump claims he was ‘tortured’ in Georgia](https://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/maddowblog/fundraising-appeal-trump-claims-was-tortured-georgia-rcna159245)** > > If Donald Trump respected his base more, he wouldn't send out fundraising appeals lying about having been "tortured" by officials in Georgia. ---
**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7309 "2024-06-27T15:52:33Z")
What? They didn’t bring his hamberders fast enough? ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7310 "2024-06-27T16:34:43Z")
“When you see these thugs being thrown into the back of a paddy wagon, you just seen them thrown in, rough. I said, ‘Please don’t be too nice,’” he said. “When you guys put somebody in the car and you’re protecting their head you know, the way you put their hand over [their head],” Trump continued, mimicking the motion. "Like, ‘Don’t hit their head and they’ve just killed somebody, don’t hit their head.’ I said, ‘You can take the hand away, OK?’ I can’t wait for this pathetic man-baby to stop consuming oxygen. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7311 "2024-06-27T17:17:47Z")
Could the jail sue him? I know being on trial might be a shock to Saint Donald, but still… ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7312 "2024-06-27T22:15:25Z")
That makes no sense. Jails are _supposed to be_ nasty places, to discourage you from ending up there. Torture is just SOP. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7313 "2024-06-27T22:27:53Z")
Well, gee, treating him like a common criminal, telling him what to do, where to go? How dare they? ---
**Author:** ![Jihi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jihi/32/17768_2.png) [@Jihi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jihi)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2024, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7314 "2024-06-27T23:20:41Z")
> [@Great\_Antibob](#): > > What? They didn’t bring his hamberders fast enough? They wouldn’t even let him have his ketchup! ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7315 "2024-06-28T01:40:38Z")
I’m now watching the debate. They really need an instant fact-checker for that lying fellow. He just said “The Secretary General of NATO said I’ve done the most incredible job he’s ever seen”. Nah, didn’t happen. Oh, and while _ **President** _ Biden was talking, you could see the convict’s facial expressions displaying the anger the convict has at not being ~~dictator~~ president. And Biden just responded well, to include this awesome statement. > He has no idea what the Hell he is talking about. When the MC asked the convict about supporting an independent Palestinian state, the convict completely ignored the question and continued blathering about NATO and Europe and money. Sorry, folks. I can’t watch any more of this convict’s, as _ **President** _ Biden accurately called it, foolishness. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7316 "2024-06-28T01:58:20Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > Sorry, folks. I can’t watch any more of this convict’s, as _ **President** _ Biden accurately called it, foolishness. I’m trying to make it through. Trump is spewing too many lies to counter. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7317 "2024-06-28T02:07:24Z")
It is, as Christopher Buckley once wrote in a different context, “not just a tissue of lies, but an industrial broadloom carpet of lies.” ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7318 "2024-06-28T02:15:06Z")
And apparently now he thinks H2O is carbon dioxide. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7319 "2024-06-28T03:00:08Z")
Well, to be fair H2O _is_ a greenhouse gas. Even moreso than CO2. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7320 "2024-06-28T03:22:06Z")
[Dihydrogen monoxide](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dihydrogen_monoxide_parody) (DHMO) is pretty dangerous stuff. > Dihydrogen monoxide: > > - is also known as hydroxyl acid, and is the major component of acid rain. > - contributes to the “[greenhouse effect](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenhouse_effect)”. > - may cause severe burns. > - contributes to the [erosion](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erosion) of our natural landscape. > - accelerates corrosion and rusting of many metals. > - may cause electrical failures and decreased effectiveness of automobile brakes. > - has been found in excised tumors of terminal cancer patients. > > Despite the danger, dihydrogen monoxide is often used: > > - as an industrial solvent and coolant. > - in [nuclear power plants](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_power_plants). > - in the production of [styrofoam](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Styrofoam). > - as a [fire retardant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_retardant). > - in many forms of cruel animal research. > - in the distribution of pesticides. Even after washing, produce remains contaminated by this chemical. > - as an additive in certain “junk-foods” and other food products. ---
**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7321 "2024-06-28T06:59:39Z")
It’s also caused millions of deaths during human history, sometimes by there being too much of it, and sometimes by there not being enough. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7322 "2024-06-28T07:54:25Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > I’m trying to make it through. Trump is spewing too many lies to counter But the thing is, he spews them with confidence. Biden is floundering by comparison. I hate that Trump knows how to play to the media, but I’m also impressed by it. Trumps will win based on tonight’s performance, menace though the orange shitgibbon is. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2024, 9:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7323 "2024-06-28T09:03:00Z")
> [@Biffster](#): > > Trumps will win based on tonight’s performance, menace though the orange shitgibbon is. Nope. He won’t. There’s no way he’s going to maintain any kind of momentum. Scratch that. There’s no way his cultists will be able to maintain any kind of momentum with Smarmy Himself blathering and mugging for the cameras until the election. The big worry isn’t the election. It’s what will his cultists _do_ in response to his loss? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=365) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=367)