# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 378
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7544 "2024-07-24T23:09:16Z")
I don’t like to think about what that implies his ear is doing. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7545 "2024-07-24T23:36:28Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > But I gotta ask: Is he still sporting the Kotex pad on his ear? I didn’t see one. But then, I was working on my laptop, and when I did watch, he was doing his usual “looking off to his right” a lot of the time, so he might have been. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7546 "2024-07-24T23:44:51Z")
The irony is that when it comes to Trump, the shit is what’s going into everyone **else’s** ears. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7547 "2024-07-24T23:47:57Z")
A most fair observation. 🤢 @Spoons, I saw a youtube clip someone else posted showing the ugly orange puss face-on and it appears there is no diaper. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2024, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7548 "2024-07-24T23:52:31Z")
Thanks for taking one for the team, @Aspenglow ! ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7549 "2024-07-25T02:10:58Z")
> [@BlankSlate](#): > > So what’s the bill now? Over a BILLION to protect these pigs? > > These people need to get off the public dole and spend their own ill-gotten gains on security. The offspring are only provided Secret Service protection after he’s out of office “[until they become 16 years of age](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Former_Presidents_Act)”. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7550 "2024-07-25T02:42:49Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > I get all the news I need from here. Same here, and as far as I can tell it’s more sensible and reliable than the usual media narrative, plus I don’t have to look at or hear Mangolini, let alone all the blathering punditocracy. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7551 "2024-07-25T02:56:50Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > I don’t have to look at or hear Mangolini Mangolini! Great name! Alas, I fear that the esteemed professor [Filippo Mangolini](https://www.me.utexas.edu/people/faculty-directory/mangolini) may be outraged. Or not. ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7552 "2024-07-25T02:57:56Z")
It is a good name. 🙂 I’ve always preferred the Cheeto Benito, myself. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7553 "2024-07-25T04:06:42Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > … I don’t have to look at or hear Mangolini, … Does anybody else think that Trump will boast about the high quality of the mangolini coming out of the Mar-a-Lago restaurant on Italian Night? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7554 "2024-07-25T04:12:24Z")
Nothing surprises me about the guy. _Nothing._ Often appalled; never surprised. I still prefer “Cheeto Mussolini,” though. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7555 "2024-07-25T04:24:46Z")
My favorite is Orange Julius Caesar. Which can also be the solution of a “Before and After” puzzle on _Wheel of Fortune_. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7556 "2024-07-25T04:25:42Z")
> [@Aspenglow](#): > > I’ve always preferred the Cheeto Benito, myself. You gave me an earworm, all the way back from when I was a child. Does anybody else remember the Frito Bandito’s song, from Frito’s corn chip ads back in the 1960s? If we rewrote it for Trump, using your name for him, @Aspenglow , I think we’d end up with something like this: 🎶 _Ai-yi-yi-yi, I am the Cheeto Benito,_ _I look like a Cheeto, 'cause of my spray tan,_ _I’m running for Prez, and I’ll cheat when I can,_ _Ai-yi-yi-yi …_ 🎶 ---
**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7557 "2024-07-25T04:28:21Z")
LOL, oh, gawd, I remember that silly song! Well done, you! I particularly like that ‘Cheeto’ has a double meaning in your ditty. 😏 I’ll be humming it all night. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7558 "2024-07-25T06:39:03Z")
Also fun: His Spraytanic MAGAsty ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7559 "2024-07-25T11:40:38Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > Attacking people that make well thought out intelligent decisions. Something that the MAGA’s are not capable of doing. Well, of course. If they were capable of making well thought out intelligent decisions, they would not have decided to support Tan the Convictman. > [@Aspenglow](#): > > I don’t like to think about what that implies his ear is doing. Listening to the shit coming out of his mouth? I feel moved to say I don’t believe he didn’t think he would win. His ego is so colossal, he believed that of course he would win. He figures the country owes it to him to have him as ~~president~~ dictator. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7560 "2024-07-25T13:54:22Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > I still prefer “Cheeto Mussolini,” though. ‘Mango Mussolini’ has a better ring to it. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7561 "2024-07-25T14:06:52Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > Mango Mussolini’ has a better ring to it Indeed! Mango Mussolini! Love it! I think I’ve found my new name for the felon. Thank you! ---
**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7562 "2024-07-25T14:09:30Z")
brilliant! i do remember the jingle. commercials had wonderful jingles. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2024, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/7563 "2024-07-25T14:14:16Z")
> [@KarlGauss](#): > > I think I’ve found my new name for the felon. He’s the melon felon! He’s the felon melon! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=377) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=379)