# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2022, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/761 "2022-01-22T17:03:54Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > He seems to have some difficulty with the linear nature of time, too. Trump Executive Time is more of a slimey-whiney ball. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2022, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/762 "2022-01-22T18:40:10Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > Trump is considering endorsing multiple rival candidates in the 2020 GOP primaries, because………he really doesn’t understand how this endorsement thing works. But it seems he’s figured out that if he endorses ALL the candidates, _one_ of his picks is sure to win the nomination and he can take credit for it. “Two men enter, one man leaves!” I’ll let you decide what party Mel is representing. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yDL0AKUCKo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yDL0AKUCKo) ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2022, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/763 "2022-01-22T20:24:01Z")
Trump and his mob of traitors belong in prison. And it’s long overdue. It blows my mind that ONE, ONE person votes while on probation and gets 5 years in jail. But Trump acting as the chief executive tries to overthrow the government (among other things) and he isn’t immediately carted off to Leavenworth to The insurrectionists are getting a slap on the wrist. They are NOW trying to rewrite history, and what is taught in our schools. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/764 "2022-01-23T02:21:15Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > They are NOW trying to rewrite history, and what is taught in our schools. Why not? They’ve already had success in rewriting science. And how I wish I were joking. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2022, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/765 "2022-01-23T20:39:14Z")
> [@Steve\_MB](#): > > > [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > > > And see: [Five Times Donald Trump Has Bashed Pleading The Fifth | MTP Daily | MSNBC - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMyh7ko9L2g) > > This should make for a good Lincoln Project ad when we have video of some of Trump’s cronies taking the Fifth in front of the 1/6 attack investigating committee. Yes! Can’t wait. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2022, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/766 "2022-01-30T23:49:35Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Ohboyohboyohboy! Just in time for Christmas! > > > [Trump’s first post-presidency book is a picture book for which he wrote the captions](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-s-first-post-presidency-book-is-a-picture-book-he-picked-the-images-and-wrote-the-captions/ar-AAQU48x?rt=1&ocid=Win10NewsApp&referrerID=InAppShare) > > Hey–c’mon! Most presidents write books after they leave office. Of course, they’re not usually _picture_ books. > **[Trump says his publisher — Donald Trump Jr. — can't find enough paper, ink,...](https://www.yahoo.com/news/trump-says-publisher-donald-trump-023552196.html)** > > Trump's photo book, "Our Journey Together," was published by Winning Team Publishing, a company cofounded by his son Donald Trump Jr. in 2021. > “Nobody ever heard the term ‘supply chain,’” Trump said. “The supply chain, it was automatic. It just was embedded. It was embedded in a free country, in a democracy. It was embedded in our country. We didn’t sit around talking about the supply chain. Now all of a sudden, it’s the two words people are using most because you can’t get anything.” > > … > > “The publisher, the printer, who is one of the biggest in the country, I think he said he has eight plants, he said, ‘Well we have one problem — we can’t get paper, we can’t get ink. We can’t get glue. We can’t get leather for the covers.’ He said, 'I’ve been doing this for 40 years, I’ve never had a problem getting anything,” Trump said. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/767 "2022-01-31T01:29:56Z")
> [@Johnny\_L.A](#): > > “Nobody ever heard the term ‘supply chain,’” Trump said. “The supply chain, it was automatic. It just was embedded. It was embedded in a free country, in a democracy. It was embedded in our country. We didn’t sit around talking about the supply chain. Now all of a sudden, it’s the two words people are using most because you can’t get anything.” Maybe you should’ve handled the pandemic better then, Donny. ---
**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/768 "2022-01-31T02:14:29Z")
“nobody had ever heard of xxx” Is a Trump tell for: “I had never heard of xxx” ---
**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/769 "2022-01-31T02:21:57Z")
Trump has issued a new statement on his stupid lame blog. Actually, it hasn’t made it to the blog yet, but it’s on Twitter. > He gives his followers a logic lesson. The Democrats and RINO Susan Collins are promoting a law that prevents the VP from overturning the election results. If it wasn’t legal for the VP to overturn the election, we wouldn’t need a law. Therefore, it would’ve been perfectly legal for Mike Pence to overturn the election. Therefore: The only reason Biden is sitting in the White House right now and Trump isn’t is the cowardice of Mike Pence. ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/770 "2022-01-31T04:43:51Z")
> **[Biden Vows Not To Forget Lessons Of January 6: ‘We Must Hang Mike Pence’](https://www.theonion.com/biden-vows-not-to-forget-lessons-of-january-6-we-must-1848314924)** > > WASHINGTON—In a stirring speech at the U.S. Capitol Thursday morning, President Joe Biden vowed not to forget the lessons of the Jan. 6 riot, urging Americans to hang former Vice President Mike Pence. “We stand here today to declare that we will not... ---
**Author:** ![Senegoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senegoid/32/6606_2.png) [@Senegoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Senegoid)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/771 "2022-01-31T05:10:28Z")
> [@Ann\_Hedonia](#): > > Trump has issued a new statement on his stupid lame blog. Actually, it hasn’t made it to the blog yet, but it’s on Twitter. Raw Story has a blurb on this, including a sampling of other tweets on the subject. Like this one: > > > Liz Harrington @realLizUSA More here: > **[‘It’s good of him to confess!’ Trump mocked for admitting he wanted Pence to...](https://www.rawstory.com/l/)** > > Former president Donald Trump issued a statement Sunday that appeared to acknowledge his efforts to get former Vice President Mike Pence to "overturn the election" and "change the outcome." > “If the Vice President (Mike Pence) had 'absolutely no... ---
**Author:** ![BrickBat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac91a4/32.png) [@BrickBat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrickBat)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/772 "2022-01-31T08:01:48Z")
> [@Euphonious\_Polemic](#): > > “nobody had ever heard of xxx” > > Is a Trump tell for: > > “I had never heard of xxx” Bingo. I’ve suffered more than a few ignoramuses in the same thrall of the Dunning-Kruger Effect. The most recent was one elderly family member MAGA-head accused of trolling on some social media as he related to me his complaint/observation. Said “trolling” is a fishing term. I tried to explain the meaning as it applies to online discourse, and of course said individual got indignantly defensive in a _“Well, I’VE never heard of that”_ response. Giving him some examples and telling him that it is indeed “a thing” just resulted in the basically his same first response, but uttered in an angry low growl of impotent rage. My advice: Fuck 'em. Poke the Bear: They know that outside their plastic bubble comfort zone they’re pretty much irrelevant. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/773 "2022-01-31T11:24:45Z")
@Senegoid quoted: > Electoral Count Act update: failed burglar says hotel management’s move to strengthen room locks proves he had a right to push his way in. It’s pretty obvious that **other** people claiming to have rights is a direct infringement on **my** rights. Furthermore, it is my duty as a patriotic 'Murrican to challenge and overcome those claims! I spit on your room locks and come at them with a sledgehammer! 🙄 ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/774 "2022-01-31T13:42:25Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > and come at them with a sledgehammer! “Sledgehammer” sounds foreign. Call it a Freedom Smasher! Only the “worthy” can lift it. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/775 "2022-01-31T14:13:01Z")
Just one more reason to keep him out of the White House: > **[Trump offers chilling glimpse into possible second term | CNN Politics](https://www.cnn.com/2022/01/31/politics/donald-trump-capitol-riot-pardons-2024-republicans/index.html)** > > Former President Donald Trump conjured a vision of a second term that would function as a tool of personal vengeance, and become even more authoritarian than his first, when he vowed to pardon US Capitol insurrectionists if he runs for the White... ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/776 "2022-01-31T14:13:22Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > “Sledgehammer” sounds foreign. Call it a Freedom Smasher! Only the “worthy” can lift it. Worthiness established by the claimant’s ability to extract it from a rock(head). ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/777 "2022-01-31T14:54:49Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > “Sledgehammer” sounds foreign. Call it a Freedom Smasher! Only the “worthy” can lift it. I like it! And if an unworthy person tries to pick it up, 40K volts will shoot through it and hurt 'em _bad_. If you’re not 100% sure of your worthiness, you can hire some unemployed, homeless person to attempt to pick it up for you. (Job creation!) And they can do the smashing, but you will get the credit. If they get fried, it was God’s will. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/778 "2022-01-31T15:10:33Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Call it a Freedom Smasher! Perfect. Trump worshippers will eat it up, while everyone else laughs at them because MAGAts don’t the name they’re using says they want to smash freedom. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/779 "2022-01-31T15:17:10Z")
A special edition Freedom Smasher will have a gold (painted) handle _personally_ signed by The Donald with the **same** Sharpie he used while president. They can raise a bundle on those! * * * * * * This was in the reader comments section of a [WaPo article](https://wapo.st/3gbL7br) on Trump’s rally in Texas this past weekend: > One woman who attended the rally said that the current version of Biden is a ‘fake’. According to this member of ‘only the best people’ the REAL Joe Biden was killed in 2019…at Gitmo. She also declared that at TFG’s next inauguration, among those present at the ceremony will be Michael Jackson, JFK, Jr. and Princess Diana. Trump’s new slogan could be, “I see dead people.” ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [January 31, 2022, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/780 "2022-01-31T15:59:29Z")
> [@ThelmaLou](#): > > Trump’s new slogan could be, “I see dead people.” “Except Herman Cain.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=40)