# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

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> [@Monty](#):
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> And the really appalling thing about why the shover isn’t getting charged is because the victim is afraid of Trump’s crazy supporters.

Let’s get real here. They aren’t afraid of Trump supporters, they are afraid of Donald Fucking Trump. Literally in fear of him because they know what he is capable of doing even to a random citizen. You know, sort of like a dictator. That fact should be terrifying for everyone.

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> > [@Atamasama](#):
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> > Not that it wouldn’t be the right thing to do, because morally it clearly would be
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> Yeah, they are there to protect him from outside threats, not from himself.

Indeed. For more on the limits of their duties: [Is the Secret Service responsible for keeping the president from getting drunk? - The Straight Dope](https://www.straightdope.com/21344000/is-the-secret-service-responsible-for-keeping-the-president-from-getting-drunk)

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He’s pissing me off wasting more tax money.

> “we are making up a lot of new rules as we go along” as the 45th president of the United States-turned-convicted felon and his team of expensive attorneys have created multiple unprecedented legal questions.

[https://www.alternet.org/judge-trump-delay-sentencing/](https://www.alternet.org/judge-trump-delay-sentencing/)

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_Disclaimer_: I didn’t read the latest 500 posts in this thread.

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> # Meandering? Off-Script? Trump Insists His ‘Weave’ Is Oratorical Genius.
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> _Former President Donald J. Trump’s speeches often wander from topic to topic. He insists there is an art to stitching them all together._
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> [https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/01/us/elections/trump-speeches-weave.html?unlocked\_article\_code=1.HU4.Q4go.Yqum6HIYpIOh&smid=url-share](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/09/01/us/elections/trump-speeches-weave.html?unlocked_article_code=1.HU4.Q4go.Yqum6HIYpIOh&smid=url-share)
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> …  
> “You know, I do the weave,” he said. “You know what the weave is? I’ll talk about like nine different things, and they all come back brilliantly together, and it’s like, friends of mine that are, like, English professors, they say, ‘It’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen.’”
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> Asked for examples of the technique, the Trump campaign provided what it called a “masterclass weave” — a four-minute, 20-second video of the candidate speaking at a rally in Asheville, N.C., in August in which he bounces from energy bills to Hunter Biden’s laptop to Venezuelan tar to mental institutions in Caracas to migrant crime to “the green new scam” to Vice President Kamala Harris.
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> …
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> “Unlike Kamala Harris, who can’t put together a coherent sentence without a teleprompter, President Trump speaks for hours, telling multiple impressive stories at the same time,” said Karoline Leavitt, a spokeswoman for Mr. Trump. “Kamala Harris could never.”  
> …

🤦🏽‍♀️

_"…it’s like, friends of mine that are, like, English professors, they say, ‘It’s the most brilliant thing I’ve ever seen.’”_

No doubt they say that with tears in their eyes.

So dementia is now a feature, not a bug. Got it.

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> weave verb: to go or make a path by moving quickly and changing direction often, _especially to avoid hitting things_

Like those pesky facts.

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> “You know, I do the weave,” he said.

I would have guessed either a toupee or a comb-over.

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> [@Hampshire](#):
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> The least they could do is bury him with his ass sticking out of the ground so I have somewhere to park my bike.

If they have 4th of July fireworks, they could use his asshole as a mortar.

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This is pretty disgusting,

[![](https://preview.redd.it/95escq27j8md1.jpeg?width=435&auto=webp&s=50766b28836c90f2f6c71fadf1029172ea515fc5) ](https://preview.redd.it/95escq27j8md1.jpeg?width=435&auto=webp&s=50766b28836c90f2f6c71fadf1029172ea515fc5)

talk about projection.

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Is this really being sent out to people? (I can’t read the post without installing the app.)

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I thought that this was pretty damning: an on tape on air confession.

[https://assets.toot.pizza/cache/media\_attachments/files/113/065/250/796/575/647/original/82e06c0982ae3704.mp4](https://assets.toot.pizza/cache/media_attachments/files/113/065/250/796/575/647/original/82e06c0982ae3704.mp4)

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Apparently so. It seems like it should be illegal, but I’m too cynical to think that anyone will get in trouble over it.

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> I would have guessed either a toupee or a comb-over.

This doctor speculates it’s a lot more complicated:

[Donald Trump’s Hair Transplant | Plastic Surgery Analysis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw)

Video timeline:

> [00:40](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=40s) - 1964 (Age 18): Donald Trump’s hairline  
> [01:02](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=62s) - Fred Trump’s hair  
> [01:14](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=74s) - 1976 (Age 30)  
> [01:27](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=87s) - 1978 (Age 32): Hair plugs and punch grafts  
> [02:37](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=157s) - 1979 (Age 33)  
> [02:49](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=169s) - 1980 (Age 34)  
> [03:45](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=225s) - 1981 (Age 35)  
> [03:57](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=237s) - 1982 (Age 36)  
> [04:05](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=245s) - 1985 (Age 39): Finasteride  
> [04:38](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=278s) - 1991 (Age 45): Rotational Flap  
> [06:43](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=403s) - 1992 (Age 46): Hairline height  
> [07:21](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=441s) - 1993 (Age 47): Second rotational flap  
> [07:36](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=456s) - 2002 (Age 56): FUT hair transplant  
> [08:25](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=505s) - 2003 (Age 57)  
> [08:37](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=517s) - 2004 (Age 58): Rotational flap scar pattern  
> [09:00](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=540s) - 2009 (Age 63): Frontal scalp thinning  
> [09:17](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d10hbFQDpVw&t=557s) - 2011 (Age 65): FUE hair transplant

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> [@Love\_Rhombus](#):
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> I’m too cynical to think that anyone will get in trouble over it

If _you_ win, you are safe, and if _you_ lose, the winners will just forget about you because that scam failed.

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Sorry, but I just can’t bring myself to watch over nine minutes of footage of Trump’s hair. It irritates me enough already.

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On Friday, a few minutes after Trump called journalists “the enemy of the people” at a rally, a man charged the media section and had to be tasered. Trump called the incident “beautiful,” and said, “He’s on our side.”

> **[Trump Calls Journalists “Enemy Of The People” During Pennsylvania Rally...](https://www.vanityfair.com/news/story/trump-rally-man-attacks-journalists)**
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> The suspect, who was quickly tasered by law enforcement, will face misdemeanor charges, according to police.

In the video, you can see a lot of the Trumpists there seeming to boo and give thumbs down to the LEOs apprehending the attacker.

My wife saw this posted on Facebook, where the poster noted that not one media outlet has published an editorial criticizing Trump for this incident. The media are just letting him normalize worse and worse behavior.

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> [@commasense](#):
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> My wife saw this posted on Facebook, where the poster noted that not one media outlet has published an editorial criticizing Trump for this incident.

The AP had the gall to write:

> [@](#):
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> The incident Friday came moments after Trump had criticized major media outlets for what he said was unfavorable coverage and had dismissed CNN as fawning for its interview Thursday with his Democratic rival Kamala Harris and her running mate, Tim Walz.
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> **It was not immediately clear what motivated the man or whether he was a Trump supporter or critic.**

Bolding mine.  
I’ve recommend Jeff Tiedrich’s daily substack newsletter before. He was livid about this. The newsletter is free unless you want to pay.

> **[elderly fascist golfer calls violent moron who attacked press ‘beautiful’ and...](https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/elderly-fascist-golfer-calls-violent)**
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> and we need to talk about “sundown towns”

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> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#):
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> I just can’t bring myself to watch over nine minutes of footage of Trump’s hair. It irritates me enough already.

I managed to stand it by doubling the playback speed so it was over in 4 1/2 minutes. The surgeon explaining it was matter of fact yet managed to convey a lot of scorn and ridicule.

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CNN’s interview was hardly fawning. They were regurgitating right-wing talking points that Harris and Walz had to answer.

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Yes, that’s the interview I saw. Harris and Walz were answering to Republicans’ talking points. CNN’s Dana Bash gave them no softball questions.

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> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> The surgeon explaining it was matter of fact yet managed to convey a lot of scorn and ridicule.

Best Review Ever! We just don’t get enough scorn these days.

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