# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 427
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8542 "2024-09-27T18:20:53Z")
And no mention of the “non-miracle” shooting of the firefighter, So much empathy there. Apparently he was just a loser and sucker. ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8543 "2024-09-27T18:45:18Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > And the grift goes on. A watch priced way above the usual target’s pocketbooks. More like illegal contributions. I assume it will be understood that if you have a meeting with Trump and want him to listen to what you have to say you had better be staying in the Trump Hotel and be wearing a $100K Trump watch, otherwise he won’t give you the time of day. ---
**Author:** ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8544 "2024-09-27T19:04:06Z")
> **[JD Vance To Attend Town Hall Hosted By MAGA Preacher Who Claims Kamala Harris...](https://www.mediaite.com/news/jd-vance-to-attend-town-hall-hosted-by-maga-preacher-who-claims-kamala-harris-is-using-witchcraft-to-emasculate-trump/)** > > Vance will attend a town hall in Pennsylvania hosted by Christian nationalist MAGA “prophet” Lance Wallnau. So this just happened, because that’s where we are as a democracy right now. Personally I think Harris should release a categorical denial: “No, I have not been using the dark arts to emasculate Donald Trump. If Donald Trump feels his pathetic male organs getting more feeble and pathetic from day to day, its not due to ancient spells and incantations emanating from the Harris 2024 campaign. I categorically deny that my supernatural powers have anything to do with the creeping sense of dread and physical impotence currently rising in the former president” ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8545 "2024-09-27T19:15:06Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > I assume it will be understood that if you have a meeting with Trump and want him to listen to what you have to say you had better be staying in the Trump Hotel and be wearing a $100K Trump watch, otherwise he won’t give you the time of day. That implies that Trump would show gratitude or favortism to people who have already given him money. That’s not the way it works. Trump is nice to people who have something that he wants. Once he has it, there is no further obligation. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8546 "2024-09-27T19:18:05Z")
Trump wants Google to be investigated for making him look bad. > **[Trump calls for prosecution of Google over search results he says favor Harris](https://www.cnbc.com/2024/09/27/trump-google-should-be-prosecuted-over-search-results.html)** > > Donald Trump claimed Google was showing only "good stories" about his Vice President Kamala Harris, his presidential election opponent. > **[https://i.redd.it/8ljcmwf9eerd1.png](https://i.redd.it/8ljcmwf9eerd1.png)** ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8547 "2024-09-27T19:29:00Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > That implies that Trump would show gratitude or favortism to people who have already given him money. That’s not the way it works. Trump is nice to people who have something that he wants. Once he has it, there is no further obligation. I’m not saying that buying the watch will instill any obligation on his part, just that if you don’t buy a watch you don’t have a chance. It’s a $100K entrance fee to show that you aren’t just some schmuck off the street but are actually serious about doing business. > [@ZipperJJ](#): > > Trump wants Google to be investigated for making him look bad. In other words Trump did a vanity search on Google and found that it didn’t match the [printouts](https://futurism.com/the-byte/trump-aide-wireless-printer-good-news) his aide had been giving him. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8548 "2024-09-27T19:30:01Z")
> [@griffin1977](#): > > I categorically deny that my supernatural powers have anything to do with the creeping sense of dread and physical impotence currently rising in the former president I love how this doesn’t deny that Harris _has_ supernatural powers – just that she’s not using them to emasculate Trump. ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8549 "2024-09-27T19:33:20Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > Trump wants Google to be investigated for making him look bad. If I’m not mistaken Google adjusts its algorithm to users’ search histories, so if Trump is only seeing bad stories about himself and good ones about Harris, it’s probably because those are the sources he’s clicked most often. But of course he’s a solipsistic moron, so he thinks the results he’s getting are the ones everyone’s getting. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8550 "2024-09-27T19:36:15Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > It’s a $100K entrance fee to show that you aren’t just some schmuck off the street but are actually serious about doing business. You better have a lot more money left, or something else Trump wants. Trump doesn’t do gratitude. > [@ZipperJJ](#): > > Trump wants Google to be investigated for making him look bad. I don’t believe that Google is manipulating their results. Even if they were, I don’t know what law they’re breaking. In fact, isn’t that kind of guaranteed by the First Amendment? ---
**Author:** ![Akaj](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/akaj/32/145_2.png) [@Akaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Akaj)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8551 "2024-09-27T19:38:05Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > I don’t know what law they’re breaking. The same law that prevents companies from firing people for posting racist social posts. Oh wait … Still, I don’t doubt Trump will try to have Google prosecuted if he’s re-elected. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8552 "2024-09-27T19:38:52Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > In fact, isn’t that kind of guaranteed by the First Amendment? If Trump becomes President again, the First Amendment will become “_first I decide to do whatever I want and you know what you can do with your Amendment_.” And Roberts’ SCOTUS will say ‘_yes Sir whatever you say Sir_.’ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8553 "2024-09-27T20:07:45Z")
> [@griffin1977](#): > > [JD Vance To Attend Town Hall Hosted By MAGA Preacher Who Claims Kamala Harris Is Using ‘Witchcraft’ To ‘Emasculate’ Trump](https://www.mediaite.com/news/jd-vance-to-attend-town-hall-hosted-by-maga-preacher-who-claims-kamala-harris-is-using-witchcraft-to-emasculate-trump/) > > So this just happened, because that’s where we are as a democracy right now. > > Personally I think Harris should release a categorical denial: “No, I have not been using the dark arts to emasculate Donald Trump. If Donald Trump feels his pathetic male organs getting more feeble and pathetic from day to day, its not due to ancient spells and incantations emanating from the Harris 2024 campaign. I categorically deny that my supernatural powers have anything to do with the creeping sense of dread and physical impotence currently rising in the former president” That would be _awesome._ ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8554 "2024-09-27T20:12:07Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > I assume it will be understood that if you have a meeting with Trump and want him to listen to what you have to say you had better be staying in the Trump Hotel and be wearing a $100K Trump watch, otherwise he won’t give you the time of day. I was going to ask why you’d need him to give you the time of day if you’ve got a watch, but then I remembered it’s a Trump watch so it’s probably lying about the time. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8555 "2024-09-27T20:31:56Z")
Since trump and his MAGA supporters don’t seem to live in reality, a Trump watch won’t even be correct twice a day. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8556 "2024-09-27T20:37:26Z")
Trump is also suggesting that migrants have an app that gives them a direct line to Kamala Harris. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8557 "2024-09-27T20:44:07Z")
He met with Zelensky today and yuck. He’s their press conference before the meeting. > **[Trump and Zelensky Speak to Reporters Ahead of Meeting in New York](https://www.c-span.org/video/?538756-1%2Fpresident-trump-meets-ukrainian-president-zelensky)** > > 2024 Republican presidential nominee and former President Donald Trump and Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelensky spoke to reporters ahead of a meeting at Trump Tower in New York City, their first face-to-face encounter since 2019. The former... His bloviating starts mostly at 3:10. ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8558 "2024-09-27T20:44:22Z")
> [@Rebo](#): > > And no mention of the “non-miracle” shooting of the firefighter, So much empathy there. Apparently he was just a loser and sucker. In all seriousness I wonder whether the Orange-u-tan’s ear was not hit by a bullet or a fragment thereof but, rather, a piece of the firefighter’s skull. ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8559 "2024-09-27T20:54:33Z")
I don’t think I have the vocabulary necessary that would accurately express how this makes me feel. I saw it earlier and I just want to scream. President Zelensky is willing to stand next to this fucking garbage piece of shit for the sake of his country and his people, to be looked at and spoken to in such a way, just makes me hurt for him so much. God damn, I ache for justice. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8560 "2024-09-27T21:23:03Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Trump is also suggesting that migrants have an app that gives them a direct line to Kamala Harris. And that they can be rounded up because they have serial numbers. ---
**Author:** ![dougrb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@dougrb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougrb)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8561 "2024-09-27T21:31:48Z")
It’s so they can get an appointment for a free sex change. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=426) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=428)