# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 428
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8562 "2024-09-27T21:36:12Z")
> [@ZipperJJ](#): > > He met with Zelensky today and yuck. He’s their press conference before the meeting. That Zelensky, a man that is trying to save rather than destroy his country has to kiss that fuckers ass is a disgrace. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8563 "2024-09-27T21:38:05Z")
> [@smithsb](#): > > And I don’t go to lingerie models for political advice. Not to mention naming airports and aircraft carriers after them [![](https://render.fineartamerica.com/images/rendered/default/poster/8/6/break/images-medium/ronald-reagan-posing-for-a-sculpture-everett.jpg) ](https://render.fineartamerica.com/images/rendered/default/poster/8/6/break/images-medium/ronald-reagan-posing-for-a-sculpture-everett.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8564 "2024-09-27T21:49:28Z")
> [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Trump is also suggesting that migrants have an app that gives them a direct line to Kamala Harris. And I guess the Biden/Harris administration hands each one a free iPhone when they cross the border. It’s in their “Welcome to America” basket along with their voter registration card. ---
**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2024, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8565 "2024-09-27T21:56:27Z")
“what do you MEAN that bootstraps don’t float…?” - Rump & Death Santis ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_Godot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/buck_godot/32/6573_2.png) [@Buck\_Godot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_Godot)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8566 "2024-09-28T02:11:55Z")
At around 3:55 when Trump is commending Zelensky for telling everyone that there was “nothing wrong” with the phone call with Trump and so putting an end the the impeachment “hoax”, Zelensky has this look on his face that seems to say “please kill me now!”. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8567 "2024-09-28T02:20:58Z")
The sacrifices one makes to save one’s country… all the while knowing that, if Trump wins, he’s almost certainly going to do exactly what Putin wants anyway. ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8568 "2024-09-28T02:49:55Z")
> [@Buck\_Godot](#): > > At around 3:55 when Trump is commending Zelensky for telling everyone that there was “nothing wrong” with the phone call with Trump and so putting an end the the impeachment “hoax”, And that right there is the ONLY reason Trump met with him. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8569 "2024-09-28T03:18:25Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > Trump doesn’t do gratitude. Now I do have to correct you on this. Of course he does gratitude. He thanks himself for everything all the time. “Gratitude _to others_” is what he doesn’t do. > [@Sherrerd](#): > > If Trump becomes President again, the First Amendment will become “_first I decide to do whatever I want and you know what you can do with your Amendment_.” And Roberts’ SCOTUS will say ‘_yes Sir whatever you say Sir_.’ If the melon felon does manage to get back into office, the very first thing he’s going to do is jettison the constitution. It’s not like he’s never said anything of that sort. Even after four years in office, the jackass still believes the president is like pharaoh. > [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > I don’t think I have the vocabulary necessary that would accurately express how this makes me feel. Feel free to use a line I created a few years ago. > _It would take an entire brand-new language to adequately describe how much…_ In this case: > _It would take an entire brand-new language to adequately describe how awful the melo felon is._ ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8570 "2024-09-28T10:54:29Z")
Where’s Tolkien when we need him? ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 11:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8571 "2024-09-28T11:46:09Z")
I would have gone with Lovecraft. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8572 "2024-09-28T11:59:19Z")
Yeah, Trump is pretty squamous. The King in Orange (forgive me, Hastur!) ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8573 "2024-09-28T12:26:56Z")
> [@KarlGauss](#): > > In all seriousness I wonder whether the Orange-u-tan’s ear was not hit by a bullet or a fragment thereof but, rather, a piece of the firefighter’s skull. Not possible. The firefighter was sitting on the far side of Trump from the shooter, at some distance. > [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > I don’t think I have the vocabulary necessary that would accurately express how this makes me feel. I saw it earlier and I just want to scream. President Zelensky is willing to stand next to this fucking garbage piece of shit for the sake of his country and his people, to be looked at and spoken to in such a way, just makes me hurt for him so much. > > God damn, I ache for justice. Agreed. To hear Trump going off about the “impeachment hoax” and how “The President” defended him with a clear statement saying “President Trump did nothing wrong,” and how that shut down the Impeachment, it turns my stomach. Zelensky has to calmly stand there and, for the sake of his country, listen to this alternate history and not call out the lies about his own actions. The fact that Zelensky has to be meeting with this bag of turds at all to discuss his plans for the war _in case_ Trump wins is a disgrace for our country. Then Trump brags about having a good relationship with Putin. That’s like a knife in the back. Trump trying to discuss the situation in Ukraine pulls out his only rhetorical tool and clichés his way through “like nothing ever before” and “like nobody’s ever seen” shows Trump doesn’t understand our care about history. WWII and even WWI would like a word. Trump just has bombastic exaggeration as his only tool for expressing emphasis. It’s a catchphrase so worn and tired, it’s been used like no idiom before has ever seen. > [@Love\_Rhombus](#): > > Where’s Tolkien when we need him? Sounds more like a job for Lewis Carroll. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8574 "2024-09-28T12:45:48Z")
> [@Irishman](#): > > Sounds more like a job for Lewis Carroll. We need Hunter S. Thompson. He would rip Trump to shreds. Not that any of the MAGA’s would listen. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8575 "2024-09-28T13:00:10Z")
> [@Irishman](#): > > Sounds more like a job for Lewis Carroll. _Twas brillig and the bigly toves_ _Did gyre and gimbol in covfefe…_ > [@enipla](#): > > We need Hunter S. Thompson. He would rip Trump to shreds. Not that any of the MAGA’s would listen. “Fear and Loathing” are kind of the GOP brand now. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8576 "2024-09-28T13:05:06Z")
> [@Akaj](#): > > > [@ZipperJJ](#): > > > > Trump wants Google to be investigated for making him look bad. > > If I’m not mistaken Google adjusts its algorithm to users’ search histories, so if Trump is only seeing bad stories about himself and good ones about Harris, it’s probably because those are the sources he’s clicked most often. > > But of course he’s a solipsistic moron, so he thinks the results he’s getting are the ones everyone’s getting. There’s actually a linear progression at work here. Google has “bad” results when Trump searches his name. Elon Musk is [creating a search engine to rival Google](https://www.namepros.com/threads/elon-musk-is-creating-a-search-engine.1331534/). Elon Musk has endorsed Trump. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8577 "2024-09-28T13:36:05Z")
> [@Gyrate](#): > > “Fear and Loathing” are kind of the GOP brand now. Yeah, never go anywhere without your lawyer. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8578 "2024-09-28T14:00:16Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > It would take an entire brand-new language to adequately describe how awful the melo felon is. That, of course, should be _melon_, not _melo_. That twerp is the furthest thing from mellow possible. > [@Irishman](#): > > WWII and even WWI would like a word. According to the melon felon, WWII hasn’t even begun yet. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8579 "2024-09-28T18:50:42Z")
> [@enipla](#): > > We need Hunter S. Thompson. Thompson I could live with; let me know when we get to Orwell or Kafka. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8580 "2024-09-28T19:18:23Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > That, of course, should be _melon_, not _melo_. Though they could release a variation of the soft drink called Mello Orange, which tastes like ketchup, ass, and indictments. Put it in a bright red can with the words “Make America Refreshed Again” and certain people will empty the shelves despite the fact that it tastes so awful and even makes them sick. “Buy the soda that the left hates so much! Zero caffeine so you won’t be woke.” ---
**Author:** ![bobsmom101](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobsmom101/32/2867_2.png) [@bobsmom101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobsmom101)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2024, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8581 "2024-09-28T21:35:29Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > Put it in a bright red can with the words “Make America Refreshed Again” and certain people will empty the shelves despite the fact that it tastes so awful and even makes them sick. > > “Buy the soda that the left hates so much! Zero caffeine so you won’t be woke.” Maybe the potential ROI on a soda is not very exciting compared with a nonexistent wristwatch? I fondly look back to the days of Billy Beer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=427) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=429)