# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

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**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\
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> [@Monty](#):
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> If the melon felon does manage to get back into office, the very first thing he’s going to do is jettison the constitution. It’s not like he’s never said anything of that sort.

Opinions vary on whether Trump would gleefully and openly trash the entire Constitution. I tend to think that he’d go slow, out of a belief that he could use it as window dressing for committing obvious crimes (such as setting up a forest of gallows on the National Mall and hanging everyone who works at CNN, MSNBC, and the DNC, as well as those politicians he doesn’t like. And of course Taylor Swift, Rosie O’Donnell, and E. Jean Carroll). He’ll want to point to Article II as empowering him to do it.

And of course Roberts’ Court will back him up.

Practically speaking: yes. He will use the Constitution to wipe his butt.

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Thompson I could live with; let me know when we get to Orwell or Kafka.

Some nightmarish ragout of Ellison, Le Guin and Dick.

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Trump literally suggests implementing the Purge to stop violent crime.

> <https://x.com/Acyn/status/1840483582433009711>

> **[Trump Suggests Terrifying Solution To Ending Crime: The Purge](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-solution-crime-the-purge_n_66f9b7c8e4b019aae3aa34a3)**
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> His dangerous solution came on the heels of him repeating the false, fearmongering claim that crime is skyrocketing.

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Trump literally suggests implementing the Purge to stop violent crime.

[I thought that was the Red Hour.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao9Wxov9lQM) (Youtube)

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Thank you for posting this. I’d seen an article elsewhere about the same time, but you posted first & better than I would have. Thank You!

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8587 "2024-09-30T02:35:42Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Trump literally suggests implementing the Purge to stop violent crime.

Did he specify that it was only for violent crime? I mean, we could have to police going out with nightsticks to beat up people who committed 34 counts of fraud, for example.

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**Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8588 "2024-09-30T02:43:13Z")

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No objection, in his case.

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> > [@Smapti](#):
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> > Trump literally suggests implementing the Purge to stop violent crime.
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> Did he specify that it was only for violent crime? I mean, we could have to police going out with nightsticks to beat up people who committed 34 counts of fraud, for example.

‘Form a line people.’ ~ E. Jean Carroll

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Did he specify that it was only for violent crime? I mean, we could have to police going out with nightsticks to beat up people who committed 34 counts of fraud, for example.

Given that he is orange and shaped like a ball, would that qualify as field hockey?

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**Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8591 "2024-09-30T04:30:57Z")

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Trump literally suggests implementing the Purge to stop violent crime.

Not even violent crime. He’s talking about shoplifting. You know, the “kids” with their calculators adding up the total cost to make sure it is under $950. Stealing from stores and getting away with it because nobody will stop them or, I guess, prosecute them? So send in the vigilantes for one very rough hour. Or the riot police. Or maybe hire thugs from off the street, the big guys with a lotta muscle.

Maybe I’m conflating different remarks. It’s hard to tell with Trump.

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**Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8592 "2024-09-30T04:43:50Z")

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Time for my quarterly statement of “He woke up this morning”.

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**Post date:** [September 30, 2024, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/8593 "2024-09-30T10:39:01Z")

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> [@eschereal](#):
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> Some nightmarish ragout of Ellison, Le Guin and Dick.

Unfortunately, I’m seeing more Margaret Attwood.

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No, I think “Dick” is the first word that comes to mind with Trump.

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Or maybe “mushroom.”

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> [@Smapti](#):
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> Trump literally suggests implementing the Purge to stop violent crime.

I’m reminded of that old TV commercial jingle for _Crystal Light_

Trump: “I believe in _Kristallnacht_ because I believe in me.”

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Republicans might be expecting _Krystallnacht_, but they might just get Night off the Long Knives instead.

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Did Stormy Daniels testify that it wasn’t really that long?

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Time for my quarterly statement of “He woke up this morning”.

Did you hear about the dead Blues musician? He didn’t wake up this morning.

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And Beethoven can’t roll over; he’s been _de_composing for years.

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Trump campaign finance director starts a Trump-authorized GoFundMe for Hurricane Helene victims.

Former Senator Kelli Loeffler has already donated $500,000.

> **[Donate to Support Hurricane Helene Victims - Trump Authorized, organized by...](https://www.gofundme.com/f/support-hurricane-helene-victims-with-president-trump)**
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> President Donald J. Trump has launched this GoFundMe campaign as … Meredith ORourke needs your support for Support Hurricane Helene Victims - Trump Authorized

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