# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Tags:** trump\
**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 463

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![MindsEye\_Watering](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindseye_watering/32/3619_2.png) [@MindsEye\_Watering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MindsEye_Watering)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9262 "2024-10-31T14:47:17Z")

</div>

That truck won’t hold more than 100 of your fans, Donny.  
Gonna need a bigger truck.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9263 "2024-10-31T14:52:34Z")

</div>

trump sitting in a MAGA-branded garbage truck. What a truly fitting metaphor of his entire political legacy.

Make America Garbage Again! trump’s garbage was contained and cleaned up fairly well after his first term, but if he has a second term the stain and the stink will be much more difficult to clean up afterward.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9264 "2024-10-31T15:05:25Z")

</div>

> [@solost](#):
>
> trump sitting in a MAGA-branded garbage truck. What a truly fitting metaphor of his entire political legacy.

Call me sentimental, but I’d have preferred a honeywagon:

> **[Honeywagon (vehicle)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Honeywagon_(vehicle))**
>
> A honeywagon or honeycart is the slang term for a "vacuum truck" for collecting and carrying human excreta. These vehicles may be used to empty the sewage tanks of buildings, aircraft lavatories, passenger train toilets and at campgrounds and marinas as well as portable toilets. The folk etymology behind the name 'honeywagon' is thought to relate to the honey-colored liquid that comes out of it when emptying the holding tanks.\[citation needed\]
> The honey wagon was originally a horse-drawn vehicle...

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9265 "2024-10-31T15:22:04Z")

</div>

> [@solost](#):
>
> trump sitting in a MAGA-branded garbage truck.

And people thought it was bad when Dukakis sat in a tank!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9266 "2024-10-31T15:32:06Z")

</div>

> [@DavidNRockies](#):
>
> Call me sentimental, but I’d have preferred a honeywagon

Or a paddy wagon 😏

Just stick a MAGA magnet sign on each side and maybe he’ll go willingly.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9267 "2024-10-31T21:32:30Z")

</div>

> [@outlierrn](#):
>
> [Trump says he will ‘protect’ women, ‘whether the women like it or not’](https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-says-he-will-protect-women-whether-the-women-like-it-or-not/ar-AA1teQiK?ocid=msedgntp&pc=DCTS&cvid=9a61cb2ca88c400b848f0994ff716abf&ei=16)
> 
> Fuck you, you piece of shit.

Who’d have thought that the Biden whoopsie would be _this quickly_ eclipsed in the news by a stupid Trump remark?

(Okay: most of us. Still. One marvels.)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9268 "2024-10-31T22:13:24Z")

</div>

Trump says he will ‘protect’ women, ‘whether the women like it or not.

Rapist says what?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2024, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9269 "2024-10-31T23:20:37Z")

</div>

“But women tell me all the time, they regularly go to see the rapists.”

“That’s **therapists**.”

![](https://media.tenor.com/t0IJGWDdRIgAAAAM/snl-saturday-night-live.gif)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![TheTooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/919ad9/32.png) [@TheTooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheTooth)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9270 "2024-11-01T00:43:41Z")

</div>

> [@MindsEye\_Watering](#):
>
> That truck won’t hold more than 100 of your fans, Donny.  
> Gonna need a bigger truck

Having seen both the haul trucks used in the oilsands and Soylent Green, I think we can manage two to three thousand. More if they pull the more ambitious back down like crabs in a bucket.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9271 "2024-11-01T01:57:36Z")

</div>

> [@solost](#):
>
> trump sitting in a MAGA-branded garbage truck. What a truly fitting metaphor of his entire political legacy.

When is he going to be seen paddling a burning dumpster fire down the flooded roads of the hurricane stricken states? We are getting there rapidly! I’m sure he’ll be tossing fire resistant paper towels to the bystanders.  
 ![](https://media1.tenor.com/m/R2RaXqV8d9gAAAAC/dumpsterfire-flooding.gif "Trash Fire GIFs | Tenor")

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9272 "2024-11-01T15:05:01Z")

</div>

Didn’t see it here:

[**Trump suggests Liz Cheney should face firing squad for her foreign policy stance**](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-suggests-liz-cheney-should-face-firing-squad-her-foreign-policy-stance-2024-11-01/)

> [@](#):
>
> Former President Trump, who faces Democratic U.S. Vice President Kamala Harris in Tuesday’s election, called Cheney on Thursday “a very dumb individual” and a “war hawk,” noting that she and her father, former Republican Vice President Dick Cheney, refused to back his third presidential run.
> 
> “She’s a radical war hawk. Let’s put her with a rifle standing there with nine barrels shooting at her, OK? Let’s see how she feels about it. You know, when the guns are trained to her face,” Trump told supporters at a campaign event with former Fox News television host Tucker Carlson in Arizona.

He seems nice.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mr.Greenjeans](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mr.greenjeans/32/551_2.png) [@Mr.Greenjeans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Greenjeans)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9273 "2024-11-01T15:15:38Z")

</div>

I’m sure he’d wet his diaper.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9274 "2024-11-01T15:25:59Z")

</div>

Where are the big guys in the white coats and big nets? This is just absurd. The man belongs in a home.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mollie\_Magill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mollie_magill/32/20882_2.png) [@Mollie\_Magill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mollie_Magill)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9275 "2024-11-01T15:32:05Z")

</div>

“No, no, ‘President’ Trump, it’s a dinner jacket… that ties in the back.”

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9276 "2024-11-01T17:12:18Z")

</div>

> [@enipla](#):
>
> Where are the big guys in the white coats and big nets? This is just absurd. The man belongs in a home.

Or the big house.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9277 "2024-11-01T17:13:40Z")

</div>

> [@enipla](#):
>
> Where are the big guys in the white coats and big nets? This is just absurd. The man belongs in a home.

Fortunately there is such a place. A place…for Trump:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/wiyGScJ7iWQ/maxresdefault.jpg "A Place For Trump") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiyGScJ7iWQ)

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9278 "2024-11-01T17:55:04Z")

</div>

> [@DavidNRockies](#):
>
> **Trump suggests Liz Cheney should face firing squad for her foreign policy stance**

As usual Trump left a tiny ‘out’ for himself by discussing Cheney being a war hawk, so that his defenders could parrot\* the line that ALL HE MEANT was that if she likes war, she should go to war.

The fact remains that he fantasized out loud about “nine barrels shooting at her.” No decent person can defend a candidate saying that an opponent should have “guns [are] trained to her face.”

Republicans, as usual, are eager to prove that they have no decency.

\*lots of birds!

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9279 "2024-11-01T17:58:32Z")

</div>

I made the mistake of taking a drink while watching this, and nearly spewed coffee all over my desk when he pulled out the top secret documents.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![dasmoocher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dbc845/32.png) [@dasmoocher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dasmoocher)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9280 "2024-11-01T19:01:33Z")

</div>

> [@Sherrerd](#):
>
> The fact remains that he fantasized out loud about “nine barrels shooting at her.” No decent person can defend a candidate saying that an opponent should have “guns [are] trained to her face.”
> 
> Republicans, as usual, are eager to prove that they have no decency.

Yeah, I just watched a YouTube clip of a MAGA apologist being interviewed by Jim Acosta on CNN.

See, what Trump was saying wasn’t about a firing squad at all but that warmongers like Cheney should spend some time in a foxhole during combat. Then, they would understand, like Trump does, that war is bad, m’kay.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [November 1, 2024, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9281 "2024-11-01T19:08:31Z")

</div>

> If I _did_ put myself in harm’s way by serving in the US military, wouldn’t you simply call me a ‘sucker’ and a ‘loser?’

–Hypothetical Liz Cheney tweet

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=462)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=464)
