# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 465
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9302 "2024-11-03T20:33:56Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > I had no real image in my head of what Steven Cheung might look like Given the Cheung statement that @solost posted just above, I’m truly shocked that Cheung does NOT have ‘ **who are you going to believe, me or your own ears?** ’ tattooed on his forehead. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9303 "2024-11-03T20:51:49Z")
[To the tune of [**“Sunrise, Sunset”**](https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=Vpqg9vLXs4I) from “Fiddler On The Roof”] Trumprise, Trumpset Trumprise, Trumpset Is this weird candidate a Nazi Who’d jail my nephew 'cause he’s gay Watching him threatening our nation Go. A. Way. Why must he comment on her beauty This tinted man with shriveled balls Wasn’t it Melanie who said that he’s so small Trumprise, Trumpset Trumprise, Trumpset All the shit he says One whack thing following another Lapped up by men who drink cheap beer Trumprise, Trumpset Trumprise, Trumpset > [@Sherrerd](#): > > Given the Cheung statement that @solost posted just above, I’m truly shocked that Cheung does NOT have ‘ **who are you going to believe, me or your own ears?** ’ tattooed on his forehead. Who among us really knows what’s in that prominent wrinkle visible in his brow?? ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9304 "2024-11-03T20:55:30Z")
> [@DavidNRockies](#): > > Who among us really knows what’s in that prominent wrinkle visible in his brow?? Good point. They do have those micro-tattoos. (Love “Trumpset”—may we all be experiencing it in a few days…) ---
**Author:** ![KarlGauss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/karlgauss/32/3713_2.png) [@KarlGauss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGauss)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2024, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9305 "2024-11-03T23:20:45Z")
> **[Trump Promises to Bring About a New Era of Christian Power](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/03/us/trump-christian-religion.html)** > > The Republican presidential nominee has pledged enhanced access to the White House. “It will be directly into the Oval Office — and me.” How has he pissed me off? Here’s a [free link to an article](https://www.nytimes.com/2024/11/03/us/trump-christian-religion.html), where the lede is wrong in so many ways: It details the Orange-utan’s deep-seated and humble commitment to Christ. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9306 "2024-11-04T01:42:24Z")
> [@Robot\_Arm](#): > > May I suggest “Verbiage” instead. No, you may not. “Vomit” is the correct word. Describing ShitGibbon’s mouth-fartings in terms of word-things is simply beyond the pale.   (_well, you_ may, _but none of us will be having it_) ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9307 "2024-11-04T01:45:06Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > No, you may not. “Vomit” is the correct word. So, Trump’s your arch-emesis, then? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9308 "2024-11-04T02:35:04Z")
You just had to hurl that into the world, didn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9309 "2024-11-04T02:36:55Z")
Oh lighten up, Chuck ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9310 "2024-11-04T02:38:11Z")
> [@solost](#): > > So now trump has said that if somebody shoots at him again, trump would like to see them shoot through the “fake news” reporters. Isn’t the melon felon himself the original fake news reporter? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9311 "2024-11-04T02:38:33Z")
Producer, yes. Reporter, no. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9312 "2024-11-04T02:46:48Z")
If you really want to get rid of the weed, you must deal with the _root_. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9313 "2024-11-04T02:52:30Z")
> [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](#): > > Oh lighten up, Chuck Go to your room. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9314 "2024-11-04T03:38:37Z")
> [@eschereal](#): > > Well, a firing squad does not train their weapons on the face of the condemned. Plus “nine” is a suspiciously precise number. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9315 "2024-11-04T03:56:47Z")
It is used in some Chinese venacular to signfy purity, usually with 3 nines. It would seem that ShitGibbon is telling us what he is not telling us. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9316 "2024-11-04T04:04:03Z")
Sure, but if you’re hiding in a foxhole how can you be sure – or even care – that there are nine riflemen aiming at your face? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 4, 2024, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9317 "2024-11-04T04:53:49Z")
You’re part of a 10-man team, it’s a large foxhole, and you’re Trump. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9318 "2024-11-05T03:51:57Z")
Oh, jeez, folks, thank you thank you thank you, I needed a series of good laughs. ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9319 "2024-11-05T15:43:49Z")
There’s speculation that, if Trump wins the election, [Clarence Thomas will resign/retire from the bench](https://www.newsweek.com/clarence-thomas-likely-resign-donald-trump-wins-election-1978005), allowing Trump to appoint yet another ultra-conservative to the Supreme Court. ---
**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9320 "2024-11-05T18:08:46Z")
I hope Harris wins and gets a second term so he has to hang on another eight years before he retires and wishes he’d taken up John Oliver’s offer of an annuity and $250,000 RV. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [November 5, 2024, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9321 "2024-11-05T18:25:59Z")
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