# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Tags:** trump\ **Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 471
**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9422 "2024-11-26T05:02:26Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > I just mean, as long as history books still exist and all… Ha, I had actually intended to add this line myself. It may take centuries for new generations to learn the truth about this era. Like Nero or Attila the Hun. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9423 "2024-11-26T05:09:52Z")
> [@Atamasama](#): > > I just mean, as long as history books still exist and all… Oh, they’ll exist. The question is will there be anyone who can _read_ them what with the destruction of the US Department of Education? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9424 "2024-11-26T06:18:06Z")
The future history of America will not be written by Americans. ---
**Author:** ![Love\_Rhombus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/love_rhombus/32/10694_2.png) [@Love\_Rhombus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Love_Rhombus)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9425 "2024-11-26T13:34:25Z")
Well, maybe if they live abroad. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2024, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9426 "2024-11-26T14:35:55Z")
> [@bengangmo](#): > > How can anyone be above the law. > [@Monty](#): > > That’s easy to answer. The current Supreme Court has decided Trump is. That’s all you need to know. ![](https://media1.tenor.com/m/h1a2clJCtEsAAAAC/i-am-above-the-law-mr-big-record-producer.gif) ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9427 "2024-11-27T01:56:40Z")
> [@Cervaise](#): > > The future history of America will not be written by Americans. Insert “accurate” before “future”; I daresay the Christofascist States of America will have their own carefully circumscribed version of history. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9428 "2024-11-27T03:51:41Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Insert “accurate” before “future”; I daresay the Christofascist States of America will have their own carefully circumscribed version of history. Or circumcised. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9429 "2024-11-27T14:55:20Z")
Why stop there? “Castrated.” ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9430 "2024-11-27T15:57:16Z")
At which point, I would advocate for the annexation of the No Balls Atoll. ---
**Author:** ![OttoDaFe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ottodafe/32/356_2.png) [@OttoDaFe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OttoDaFe)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2024, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9431 "2024-11-27T21:06:23Z")
Darn you to heck! Now I have this stuck in my head: > _Hitler has only got one ball,_ > _Goering has two, but very small;_ > _Himmler is very sim’lar,_ > _And Goebbels has no balls at all._ (From [this](https://www.straightdope.com/21342044/did-hitler-have-only-one-testicle) vintage 1987 SD article.) ---
**Author:** ![solost](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/solost/32/11776_2.png) [@solost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/solost)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9432 "2024-12-07T20:09:54Z")
Now the grifter-in-chief is selling a line of cologne called ‘Fight Fight Fight’. He’s turning the Presidency into his own MAGA-branded QVC channel. So classy! > **[Donald Trump Promotes $199 Cologne, New ‘Trump Watches’ In Latest Merchandise...](https://www.forbes.com/sites/tylerroush/2024/12/07/donald-trump-promotes-199-cologne-new-trump-watches-in-latest-merchandise-push/)** > > The president-elect has hawked other products since his election win, including another line of colognes and autographed guitars. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9433 "2024-12-07T21:41:30Z")
> [@solost](#): > > Now the grifter-in-chief is selling a line of cologne called ‘Fight Fight Fight’. He’s turning the Presidency into his own MAGA-branded QVC channel. So classy! Well, he has to pay those civil judgements SOMEhow. ---
**Author:** ![Sherrerd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sherrerd/32/8_2.png) [@Sherrerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sherrerd)\ **Post date:** [December 7, 2024, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9434 "2024-12-07T21:45:59Z")
> [@solost](#): > > Now the grifter-in-chief is selling a line of cologne called ‘Fight Fight Fight’. He’s turning the Presidency into his own MAGA-branded QVC channel. So classy! It’s amazing how _uniform_ are the answers to the speculation “what does it smell like?” on the social media I’ve perused. ---
**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9435 "2024-12-08T01:56:48Z")
> [@Sherrerd](#): > > It’s amazing how _uniform_ are the answers to the speculation “what does it smell like?” on the social media I’ve perused. I’m going to guess they’re saying ketchup and ass. ---
**Author:** ![Biffster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biffster/32/339_2.png) [@Biffster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffster)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9436 "2024-12-08T02:33:52Z")
I was going to say ass and orange toner and Big Macs. But mostly ass. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9437 "2024-12-08T02:38:53Z")
Trump’s ass, or Putin’s ass, up which he has far-inserted his poorly-bronzed head? ---
**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9438 "2024-12-08T03:19:26Z")
What does it smell like? Depends. I’ll show myself out🙃 ---
**Author:** ![aurora\_maire](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aurora_maire/32/328_2.png) [@aurora\_maire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aurora_maire)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9439 "2024-12-08T04:06:30Z")
I’m going to get pre-emptively pissed off because of something I thought of today. Jimmy Carter may not die until Trump is in office. I can’t find anything definitive about him having a state funeral, just that he will be buried in Plains, Georgia. Can you imagine the horror show Trump will make of this? I hope (and not because I want him to die but…) it happens before then because Jimmy deserves a decent send-off for a truly decent man. ---
**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9440 "2024-12-08T04:22:32Z")
> [@aurora\_maire](#): > > I can’t find anything definitive about him having a state funeral, just that he will be buried in Plains, Georgia This [article](https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/other/president-jimmy-carter-99-no-longer-wakes-up-every-day-funeral-plans-unveiled-in-his-final-days/ar-BB1o4Q28) from MSN was written a few months ago: > The Nobel Peace Prize winner will be honored with a grand state funeral in Washington, D.C. The pomp will be complete with a ceremony befitting a former president. Additionally, there will be a heartfelt memorial in his beloved hometown of Plains, Georgia. ---
**Author:** ![enipla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/54ee81/32.png) [@enipla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enipla)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2024, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9441 "2024-12-08T12:18:18Z")
Oh my gosh. This is sad. Trump always must be the center of attention. They’ll probably set off fireworks when he arrives in his gilded carriage. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=470) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178.md?page=472)