# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

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**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\
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As ever: follow the money.

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> [@Biffster](#):
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> Better to be pissed off than pissed on, I always say.

Generally. But there are some who would disagree.

On the other hand, there is near-unanimous consensus that it is better to be picked on than to be picked off.

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Touché! I salute you, good sir!

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> [@Biffster](#):
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> Better to be pissed off than pissed on, I always say.

Doesn’t Trump _like_ getting peed on?

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He’s a germophobe. If the rumors are accurate, he likes watching _other people_ get peed on because it satisfies his urges for sadistic humiliation.

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Yes, that was indeed the effect I was going for. 🤠

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> He’s a germophobe

Urine is not exactly sterile, but, while I am not qualified in microbiology, I posit the theory that contact with Trump is sufficient to render the stream of piss harmless.

It is the law of “survival of the fittest” - most bacteria have not evolved to survive exposure to Trump.

This could also explain his resiliance to COVID 19. I am willing to state his anti-microbial excretions are also anti-viral. The orange colour he exhibits is merely the much maligned _orpiment_, a pigment that has its [origins](https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20180227-the-toxic-colour-that-comes-from-volcanoes) in sulphurous fumeroles.

So perhaps not a germophobe, more of of a germopath.

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> [@scudsucker](#):
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> I am willing to state his anti-microbial excretions are also anti-viral. The orange colour he exhibits is merely the much maligned _orpiment_, a pigment that has its [origins](https://www.bbc.com/culture/article/20180227-the-toxic-colour-that-comes-from-volcanoes) in sulphurous fumeroles.

Is this related to the red fluid secreted by hippopotamuses?

I mean, who would be surprised if it were?

[https://www.nature.com/articles/429363a](https://www.nature.com/articles/429363a)

> **[Hippo Fact Sheet | Blog | Nature | PBS](https://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/blog/hippo-fact-sheet/)**
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> Hippopotamus (Hippopotamus amphibious): The name “hippopotamus” comes from a Greek word meaning “water horse” or “river horse.” AKA: Hippo Kingdom: |

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Darth Putin:  
My Christmas day  
Morning: Mass missile attack on civilian power stations.  
Lunch: Damage undersea cables.  
Afternoon: Shoot down civilian airliner.  
Evening: Unwrap presents.

Genius according to CFSG  
Godless monsters; both of them.

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Only Donald Trump could take a lovely day like Christmas and turn it into a problem (Canada, Panama, Greenland musings). Of all the Donald Trumps I know, he’s the Donald Trumpest.

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> [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](#):
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> They should use the money to carve his head into Stone Mountain.

They should use the money to carve Stone Mountain with his head.

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Trump’s latest late-night gibberish on Truth Social told the people on death row whose sentences have been commuted that “they can go to HELL!!” Also, he doesn’t seem to understand that he’s won the election and continues to talk about “sleepy Joe Biden”. And he wished a “Merry Christmas to the wonderful soldiers of China.” What a douchebag.

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And _this_ is the guy 49.9% of American voters wanted to have in the White House for another four freakin’ years? 🙄

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Yay! Victory rally!

> **[Trump to hold DC rally day before inauguration](https://ca.news.yahoo.com/trump-hold-dc-rally-day-234833478.html)**
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> President-elect Trump will hold a rally in Washington the day before he is set to be inaugurated for a second term. The president-elect will hold what is being dubbed a “victory rally” at Capital One Arena on Jan. 19, according to an announcement...

Why not just make it a military parade and get all those vroom vrooom tanks out.

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Maybe Biden can lean on some people and have permits revoked.

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That January 6th rally didn’t turn out very well, did it.

Trumps just doing it to sell more of his crap.

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The more time out in the open for this guy the better, I think. 🤞

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Yay! Victory rally!

It’s been done.

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/LMbd-UYyEd0/maxresdefault.jpg "Nazi Congress in Nuremberg, Germany (1936) | British Pathé") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMbd-UYyEd0)

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Why not just make it a military parade and get all those vroom vrooom tanks out.

IIRC, that’s what they did for the 4th of July back in 2019. Only, since the tanks would tear up the DC streets, I think a couple were brought in by truck and parked on the Mall and not driven down the road in the actual parade.

Probably not the optics Trump was hoping for. I read that Trump’s complaining that US flags in DC will be at half-staff during the inauguration for Jimmy Carter. Man, what the Democrats won’t do to mess with Trump. I bet Carter died on purpose before the inauguration just to troll Trump.

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> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#):
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> Yay! Victory rally!

It will be interesting over the next 4 years to see how he handles feeding his ego, now that he can’t run for president again. What will the excuse be to hold more rallies?

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