# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

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**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\
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Never mind

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
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So you’ll be doing my drinking for me?

I very seldom drink carbonated beverages any more, but when I do it’s Dr. Pepper, Mountain Dew, Ginger Ale, Root Beer, or Cream Soda. It’s been a while since I’ve had Coke or Diet Coke (Or Pepsi, either.)

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
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I’m a die-hard Coke Zero fan. I might have to switch to HEB brand, dammit.

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The Melon Felon is going to have a church service called “One America, One Light” hosted somewhere on January 19. That’s bad enough for such a divisive campaign.

So it should come as no surprise that this hypocrite is charging $100,000 a ticket.

> **[Praying with Trump at pre-inaugural 'One America, One Light' event costs a lot...](https://www.tennessean.com/story/opinion/contributors/2025/01/16/trump-inauguration-prayer-event-wwjd/77724520007/)**
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> President-elect Donald Trump's “One America, One Light” prayer service invites attendees to bow their heads at an exorbitant price.

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If money is the root of all evil, he’s doing all the sinners a favor by removing it from their sinful hands!

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Actually, the Bible said that the _love_ of money is the root of all evil.

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“radix malorum est **cupiditas** ” - just “desire” is the root of evil, echoed in Eastern philosophy with the Wheel of Suffering and Desire.

Of course, George Bernard Shaw claimed the the _lack_ of money is the root of all evil

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I bought Pepsi instead of Coke today. I don’t know if it’s really practical to give up Coke entirely, but I can at least reduce it from time to time. I made my point, they won’t notice the $5 they didn’t get, but at least I did a tiny thing and I guess doing a tiny thing is what I have to do for four more years (ugh, i can’t believe we’re doing this again)

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> [@Rebo](#):
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> I’m a die-hard Coke Zero fan.

Kroger Brand Cola-Oh! is actually pretty damn good. Zero sugar, zero cal.

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**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\
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A friend of mine who had always been a die-hard Coke drinker now drinks Big K from Kroger and swears that she can’t tell the difference.

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If prople like Cherry Coke, the Safeway brand of cherry cola (Signature Select) is awesome. It’s more cherry forward than Cherry Coke and they have a very good zero sugar version (which is what I get). And of course it’s cheaper.

I recently introduced my wife to it because I’ve been drinking it for years and she had never tried it because she generally doesn’t care for generic soda brands, and she thought it was better than Cherry Coke too (or Pepsi for that matter).

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> [@Aspenglow](#):
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> I believe they just came out with a special product to mark his inauguration.

I’m looking at that picture of Trump smiling and it looks wrong somehow. I can see, though, that his eyes are wrinkled, showing he’s actually smiling. Then it hit me - it looks weird because he never actually smiles, always his fake smile.

It looks extra creepy on him.

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> [@Irishman](#):
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> It looks extra creepy on him.

Yes. But then, to me everything about him is extra creepy. How anyone looks at or hears that man and thinks, “Leader!” is a complete mystery to me.

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A real leader has a tie that reaches down to his knees, as every MAGAt knows.

(Never mind that sartorial decorum demands that the point of your tie reach the top of your belt buckle; when you’re a Mango Cheeto Generalissimo-in-Chief, you make the rules; and so, your tie must be extra-long.)

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> your tie must be extra-long

Trump’s compensating for the shortness of his fingers.

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Latest grift: (Jan 18th 2025, dated because it’s hard to keep up)

> **[‘Dumbest time to be alive’: Critics pounce on Trump’s new 'shameless grift'](https://www.rawstory.com/trump-merchandise-2670887784/)**
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> Days before he is set to be officially inaugurated as the country’s 47th president, Donald Trump announced his latest money-making scheme had arrived.A new meme coin."My NEW Official Trump Meme is HERE!” the president-elect wrote Friday in a social...

All these tchotkes, memorabilia, icons are part of the cult reinforcement method. Similar to “an exclusive membership card”, a secret handshake, the “OK” sign, the straight arm salute. A constant reminder of your sad self.

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Didn’t read the article, so I don’t know how much they are. One dollar, and two box tops?

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> I don’t know how much they are.

I believe the correct answer is ‘How much do you have?’

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I bought Pepsi instead of Coke today. I don’t know if it’s really practical to give up Coke entirely, but I can at least reduce it from time to time. I made my point, they won’t notice the $5 they didn’t get, but at least I did a tiny thing and I guess doing a tiny thing is what I have to do for four more years (ugh, i can’t believe we’re doing this again)

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I don’t drink Coke or Pepsi. I drink Iced Tea. Brands which are probably owned by Coke and Pepsi. What the hell am I supposed to do?

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