# How has the disgraced, CONVICTED FELON, former but once again President Trump pissed you off today? (Part 1)

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
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**Created:** [May 15, 2021, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178 "2021-05-15T18:35:41Z")\
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**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9802 "2025-01-24T16:49:02Z")

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> [@iamatractorboy](#):
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> I’m sure plenty of Trump’s rich buddies will be willing to step in and provide office space in their property.

We even have blue prints already drawn up!

[![](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Slaveshipposter.jpg) ](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/82/Slaveshipposter.jpg)

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9803 "2025-01-24T21:43:25Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> They want a citizenry that is beholden to their paid Juicero-level apps and devices to stay healthy.

Good point. I need to adjust my thinking around what is good or bad for business for the techbros. It’s not dystopian enough.

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To paraphrase MTV, too dystopian is never enough.

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> **[20240229 - Least I Could Do](https://leasticoulddo.com/comic/20240229)**
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> Post Tribulation Fun Times

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**Post date:** [January 24, 2025, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9806 "2025-01-24T22:45:21Z")

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He’s on a roll today, apparently trying to piss off as many people in as many ways as possible:

Cancelled security protection for Dr Fauci  
Tries to tie California wildfire disaster relief to legislation requiring voter ID  
Suggests killing FEMA and making the states take over disaster relief

What an asshole.

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> [@iamatractorboy](#):
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> I’m sure plenty of Trump’s rich buddies will be willing to step in and provide office space in their property. For the right price.

Come to think of it, aren’t a lot of large office building landlords struggling with too few tenants? Force workers back into the offices and presto! Occupation levels go back up! Profit!

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**Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9808 "2025-01-25T02:10:51Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> He’s on a roll today, apparently trying to piss off as many people in as many ways as possible:

He’s a monkey with a machine gun. It will be interesting to see if he goes too far and his owners have to pull him back.

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> [@aurora\_maire](#):
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> It will be interesting to see if he goes too far and his owners have to pull him back.

Or dispose of him and put Vance in place as a more easily controlled chairwarmer.

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Chair_warmer_?? 🤨

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> **[New Luxury Hotel in Serbia Will Be a Trump-Kushner Joint Project](https://www.nytimes.com/2025/01/24/us/politics/trump-kushner-serbia-hotel.html?unlocked_article_code=1.r04.R1tF.0qHT2u7Jfwnr&smid=url-share)**
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> The plan illustrates the continued ambitions of the Trump family to forge new international deals even as President Trump has returned to the White House.

Remember when presidents used too refrain from stuff like this while in office?

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**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\
**Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9812 "2025-01-25T03:27:36Z")

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> [@jsc1953](#):
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> Cancelled security protection for Dr Fauci

And this was done after he pardoned violent felons. Who’s to say they won’t do their benefactor a “favor”?

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> Tries to tie California wildfire disaster relief to legislation requiring voter ID

What does he expect the California State Legislature to do, have an emergency session before Monday and pass a law the governor cannot veto?

Hey! Here’s an idea. Why not come back in session and pass a law stating every adult in the state, regardless of citizenship or visa status, is eligible to vote for all state, county, and municipal offices in California. And part of that law will be to issue voter ID cards. Then tell Felon47, “Hey, we not only now have a voter ID law, but every voter in the state has a voter ID. That’s what you wanted, right?”

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> Suggests killing FEMA and making the states take over disaster relief

This is revenge for the disasters which happened on his previous watch not making him look glorious.

> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Remember when presidents used too refrain from stuff like this while in office?

Remember when presidents followed the constitution and other laws while in office?

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**Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9813 "2025-01-25T05:52:47Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> Remember when presidents followed the constitution and other laws while in office?

Yeah, they were doing that like a month ago I think.

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**Post date:** [January 25, 2025, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-has-the-disgraced-convicted-felon-former-but-once-again-president-trump-pissed-you-off-today-part-1/942178/9814 "2025-01-25T16:00:55Z")

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> [@Monty](#):
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> This is revenge for the disasters which happened on his previous watch not making him look glorious.

I wonder if somebody is going to mention to him that hurricanes and tornadoes mostly hit red states.

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\< Trump gets out Sharpie, diverts hurricane to New York \>

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> [@Karen\_Lingel](#):
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> Chair_warmer_?? 🤨

well, couchwarmer anyway

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Remember when presidents used too refrain from stuff like this while in office?

Taking bets now on whether Trump decrees that from the moment he signs his EO, no dictionary may include the word “integrity.”

> [@Monty](#):
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> > [@jsc1953](#):
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> > Cancelled security protection for Dr Fauci
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> And this was done after he pardoned violent felons. Who’s to say they won’t do their benefactor a “favor”?

Isn’t Trump _counting_ on that happening?

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> [@Sherrerd](#):
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> Taking bets now on whether Trump decrees that from the moment he signs his EO, no dictionary may include the word “integrity.”

Do you think he even knows what a dictionary is?

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Sure, it’s that book with his picture in it, captioned “Most AWESOME President ever!!!”

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It _does_ start with “dick”, so it must be all about Him.

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Is impossible to keep up. In no particular order:

1. Pulled Secret Sevice protection for John Bolton. Hey, I’m not a huge Bolton fan, but he served our country at the request of the numbskull in chief, and he has had serious death threats from enemy countries, notably Iran. You know, the same enemies that have threats against the Orange Menace. Petty tirade by petty baby.

2. Pulled security detail for Dr. Fauci, because Fauci made him look bad. More pettiness.

3. Pardoned all the Jan 6ers. He had been talking about just commuting the sentences of the violent offenders, which was _something_ to almost not condemn, but then he backed down because it was too hard to figure out. That’s right, Donny bigbrains was not smart enough to figure out how to not pardon the violent offenders. He just said, “Fuck it, let them all go.” Because it was too hard, he got bored, or some shit.

4. He shut down all NIH papers, and science discussion. Because science is out to get him! While we are in the midst of an emerging bird flu epidemic that has crossed over to humans. S of his handling of the last global pandemic wasn’t bad enough. And he had the ball to blame China for how they handled Covid19, but is all set to one-better them on this round coming from the US.

5. He’s officially declared that everyone is female. Because he stated sex is immutably set at conception. Hey numbnuts, all embryos are female, female is the default state of humans, and indeed most animals. It takes a series of hormone releases during different points of gestation to make a person develop into a male. And boys don’t make “the little sex cells” until puberty.

6. Trying to change the Fourteenth Amendment by Executive Action. (And the worst part is I can’t say offhand that there’s no way the Supreme Court will go along with that.)

7. He also wants to redefine the 22nd Amendment so he isn’t term limited. On the off chance he survives the next four years. Yep, right out of the Dictator’s Playbook.

8. Using military planes to deport the people rounded up in his immigrant raids.

9. Stated that the people rounding up the undocumented aliens have free rein to do whatever they want. Yes, he said that, as was predicted but not believed.

And plenty more that escapes me momentarily in the deluge.

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